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Jorsher 03-12-2008 08:47 PM

I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
 
OK so i was goin down the street right, I had a few beers but i think i was drivin good :6 And anyway, so dis bitchass pig flips on his light. I'm all W..T...----....i'M NOT GETTING PULLED OVER AND A TICKET...I'M GONNA DO SOMETHIN M4DDD STUPID Y0! So i punched the vtak and it started making all kinds of power and ----. and i was gettin my swerve on, goin like, 100 in a 25, and DIS DUM BITCH walks her and her mentally handicapped downsyndrome lookin kid across the street. Well i try and drift around her but the power got away from me (i was still in vtech and jus put on a dc header) and she didnt move quick enough so i ran them over. Well now I definitely couldn't stop runnin from the popos, so i says to myself ---- THIS I'VE ALREADY DONE A BUNCHA STUPID ----, TOO LATE TO STOP NOW. SO THEREs this stoplight up ahead and i tried to stop but didnt quite make it cuz all the power i had, and slid into another car. It started burning, but i saw something movin int he car so RAN. I almost got home and was driftin into the driveway, but my mom came out , and i tried to avoid this squirrel but got them both in mid-drift. When I hit the garage I turned the car off, BUT ---- STARTED ON FIRE. I was like, WTF. Well somehow cops found me and i got all these ------- charges and am stuck in prison..

----------IN PIGS >:( :X :3 :1 :7

hondarex2323 03-12-2008 09:00 PM

Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
 
haha
:6 :6 :6 :6

buk9tp 03-12-2008 09:02 PM

Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
 
cliff notes: you did some shrooms while you were sitting in your car crying because you couldnt find your keys, shrooms kicked in, and magic ensued. :)

xternal 03-12-2008 09:05 PM

Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
 
;D

BigD 03-12-2008 09:14 PM

Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
 
WTF did you take and why was I not given any :P

d-man 03-12-2008 09:19 PM

Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
 
You're a retard.

Jorsher 03-12-2008 09:20 PM

Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
 

Originally Posted by d-man
You're a retard.

no im brillyunt

J-MAN 03-12-2008 09:27 PM

Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
 
im taking it that this was in responce to the other thread lol

BigD 03-12-2008 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Jorsher
no im brillyunt

http://www.mustangmods.com/data/10900/brilliant.jpg

NIGn0g 03-12-2008 10:46 PM

Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
 
This kind of things happen to me every day, I'm tired of this :'(

LilWayne 03-12-2008 10:56 PM

Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
 
Lol funny ----

BigD 03-12-2008 11:09 PM

Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
 

Originally Posted by Jorsher
When I hit the garage I turned the car off, BUT ---- STARTED ON FIRE.

I already burned her kitchen down, I guess you had to one up me.

Jorsher 03-13-2008 10:27 AM

Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
 

Originally Posted by doug684
I already burned her kitchen down, I guess you had to one up me.

I WIN

BTW folks, I think most of you noticed the sarcasm, but none of this happened (or did it???). Yall kids need to stop doing stupid ----. "Street racers" and import drivers and teenagers already have a bad name from ricers, don't make the problem bigger by doing stupid ---- which *could* result in people getting hurt, no matter how ------- fantastic you think you are at driving because ---- you learned on playstation and how sober you think you are because you only had a few beers.

---- happens.

juli0_bustamante 03-13-2008 04:23 PM

Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
 

Originally Posted by Jorsher
I WIN

BTW folks, I think most of you noticed the sarcasm, but none of this happened (or did it???). Yall kids need to stop doing stupid ----. "Street racers" and import drivers and teenagers already have a bad name from ricers, don't make the problem bigger by doing stupid ---- which *could* result in people getting hurt, no matter how ------- fantastic you think you are at driving because ---- you learned on playstation and how sober you think you are because you only had a few beers.

---- happens.


there should be a disclaimer on the HMT home page about HMT not being responsible if you boost your car and you drive like a dumbass. Kinda like a sergueon ( SP ) general when you look at a pack of smokes.

Im just saying...

JDMFantasy2K 03-14-2008 09:11 PM

Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
 
stop playing grand theft auto high ::)

signorelli21 03-14-2008 09:46 PM

Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
 
thats sound advice :1

schim187 03-14-2008 10:03 PM

Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
 
COCAINE'S A HELL OF A DRUG :o :o :o

crxtuner 03-15-2008 12:01 AM

Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
 
Yeah its funny about the whole honda's/imports bad name. The local subie meets and drivers will get on nasioc and talk about how every honda street races/stunts when at the meets the few honda drivers leave the parking lot like a normal responsible driver and the subie's/evo's stunt like there is no tomorrow. No matter what the people who generalize will always think any/all import drivers are idiots and the ones who have children/siblings/friends with an import or has other means to prove wrong wont generalize.

m0nee 03-17-2008 06:11 AM

Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
 
When the cops caught you with your mad vtak, did he do this to your car?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DAICt5pACz8


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