I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
OK so i was goin down the street right, I had a few beers but i think i was drivin good :6 And anyway, so dis bitchass pig flips on his light. I'm all W..T...----....i'M NOT GETTING PULLED OVER AND A TICKET...I'M GONNA DO SOMETHIN M4DDD STUPID Y0! So i punched the vtak and it started making all kinds of power and ----. and i was gettin my swerve on, goin like, 100 in a 25, and DIS DUM BITCH walks her and her mentally handicapped downsyndrome lookin kid across the street. Well i try and drift around her but the power got away from me (i was still in vtech and jus put on a dc header) and she didnt move quick enough so i ran them over. Well now I definitely couldn't stop runnin from the popos, so i says to myself ---- THIS I'VE ALREADY DONE A BUNCHA STUPID ----, TOO LATE TO STOP NOW. SO THEREs this stoplight up ahead and i tried to stop but didnt quite make it cuz all the power i had, and slid into another car. It started burning, but i saw something movin int he car so RAN. I almost got home and was driftin into the driveway, but my mom came out , and i tried to avoid this squirrel but got them both in mid-drift. When I hit the garage I turned the car off, BUT ---- STARTED ON FIRE. I was like, WTF. Well somehow cops found me and i got all these ------- charges and am stuck in prison..
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haha
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cliff notes: you did some shrooms while you were sitting in your car crying because you couldnt find your keys, shrooms kicked in, and magic ensued. :)
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;D
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WTF did you take and why was I not given any :P
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You're a retard.
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Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
Originally Posted by d-man
You're a retard.
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im taking it that this was in responce to the other thread lol
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Originally Posted by Jorsher
no im brillyunt
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This kind of things happen to me every day, I'm tired of this :'(
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Lol funny ----
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Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
Originally Posted by Jorsher
When I hit the garage I turned the car off, BUT ---- STARTED ON FIRE.
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Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
Originally Posted by doug684
I already burned her kitchen down, I guess you had to one up me.
BTW folks, I think most of you noticed the sarcasm, but none of this happened (or did it???). Yall kids need to stop doing stupid ----. "Street racers" and import drivers and teenagers already have a bad name from ricers, don't make the problem bigger by doing stupid ---- which *could* result in people getting hurt, no matter how ------- fantastic you think you are at driving because ---- you learned on playstation and how sober you think you are because you only had a few beers. ---- happens. |
Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
Originally Posted by Jorsher
I WIN
BTW folks, I think most of you noticed the sarcasm, but none of this happened (or did it???). Yall kids need to stop doing stupid ----. "Street racers" and import drivers and teenagers already have a bad name from ricers, don't make the problem bigger by doing stupid ---- which *could* result in people getting hurt, no matter how ------- fantastic you think you are at driving because ---- you learned on playstation and how sober you think you are because you only had a few beers. ---- happens. there should be a disclaimer on the HMT home page about HMT not being responsible if you boost your car and you drive like a dumbass. Kinda like a sergueon ( SP ) general when you look at a pack of smokes. Im just saying... |
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stop playing grand theft auto high ::)
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thats sound advice :1
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COCAINE'S A HELL OF A DRUG :o :o :o
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Yeah its funny about the whole honda's/imports bad name. The local subie meets and drivers will get on nasioc and talk about how every honda street races/stunts when at the meets the few honda drivers leave the parking lot like a normal responsible driver and the subie's/evo's stunt like there is no tomorrow. No matter what the people who generalize will always think any/all import drivers are idiots and the ones who have children/siblings/friends with an import or has other means to prove wrong wont generalize.
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Re: I got chased by POLICE!!!!11
When the cops caught you with your mad vtak, did he do this to your car?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DAICt5pACz8 |
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