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AgentMurdoc 02-19-2006 01:17 AM

I fuckin' love the hood.
 
bullshit ass ghetto mutha fuckers, not too mention stupid ass mofos too. Fucken peoples just stupid. ------ hollerin' through walls and windows like their sound waves penetrate stone and ----. Fucken walk 5 ft over and yell out the fucken door dumbshits. And fucken people that come in a store and ask "are you guys open?" or "are you guys closed?" MUTHA FUCKER HOW THE ---- DID YOU GET INSIDE!!!! People are sooooo fucken stupid. And I have the pleasure of dealing with theses fucks daily. Fucken garbage.

oh and I'll also add thoses nasty fuckers that snort their fucken boogers and snot like it coke. ---- is nasty! Especially when a nigga is trying to eat! >:(

and here's a picture. I googled images "your mom" and this was one of the pictures. Her mom is a shitting elephant.
http://www.superlaugh.com/fun/collection.jpg

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90dx 02-19-2006 02:16 AM

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Rough night a take it :D The satisfaction comes in knowing that in 20years you will be living good and they will still be in the hood collecting food stamps waiting on welfare day.They are doomed by genetics.

Turdbo 02-19-2006 02:28 AM

Re: I fuckin' love the hood.
 
thats about the same feeling i have at my job, i work at a bowling alley ..and i hate the old ass nagging people who get wasted, then blame their shitty scores on the lanes when they cant even walk up to the desk without help...then they bitch at you to make it better...its not my fault you drunk ass cant throw a stupid ball at some pins...i tell them theyr not going to ever be pro and you arent going to win so give up and just deal with your shitty scores and go home.

AgentMurdoc 02-19-2006 02:45 AM

Re: I fuckin' love the hood.
 
lol... thanks moham, but I can't look at that here anyways. :P


Originally Posted by 90dx
Rough night a take it :D The satisfaction comes in knowing that in 20years you will be living good and they will still be in the hood collecting food stamps waiting on welfare day.They are doomed by genetics.

rough night, it's every night. Ears hurtin' in ---- from that loud ass lady trying to scream out walls. I just hope that in 20 years I don't have to deal with this garbage no more.

By the way something funny just happened to me, right now like a minute ago. Customer came is and was turned on by my hair. Asked to touch it, I let her feel on it of course. So yeah she rubbed up on it a few times. Asked if i dated black girls, asked if i dated older women. Said I was enjoying freedom, she said we don't gotta be tied down. Damn she wants some cock :y Too bad she's 32 and bigger than me (not fat, just bigger, I'm a skinny guy). Bitches love my hair O0 Too bad I'm gonna cut it soon.


Originally Posted by Turdbo
thats about the same feeling i have at my job, i work at a bowling alley ..and i hate the old ass nagging people who get wasted, then blame their shitty scores on the lanes when they cant even walk up to the desk without help...then they bitch at you to make it better...its not my fault you drunk ass cant throw a stupid ball at some pins...i tell them theyr not going to ever be pro and you arent going to win so give up and just deal with your shitty scores and go home.

i feel you on that dawg, at least you get old people. I get ghetto black people and ghetto white people trying to be black, and then i get mexican gangbanger that hate asians and I occaisionally get the obnoxious old white guy. :S

90dx 02-19-2006 03:08 AM

Re: I fuckin' love the hood.
 
Go hit tha ----.Big girls need loving too :6 :y You ever get robbed?Working in a store in the hood at night doesnt exactly sound safe. :l

Guy-Fast 02-19-2006 03:26 AM

Re: I fuckin' love the hood.
 

Originally Posted by 90dx
Go hit tha ----.Big girls need loving too :6 :y You ever get robbed?Working in a store in the hood at night doesnt exactly sound safe. :l

Its called california man, its generally just that way. You grow up here your a thug anywhere else.


Murdoc only way you wont here loud ghetto mo fo's is move to Laguna Beach :)

BoosTedZSix 02-19-2006 03:27 AM

Re: I fuckin' love the hood.
 
you'll fit in just fine with the v12 :P

d0nfry 02-19-2006 09:02 AM

Re: I fuckin' love the hood.
 
nikka, i'm in the hood eerr day. post on the block a little, u kno murdizzle. we hustlas AXE about me.

Tom-Guy 02-19-2006 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
Too bad she's 32 and bigger than me (not fat, just bigger, I'm a skinny guy).

Amazon's are cool. There's something nice about the boobies being at eye level.

MikeJ-2009 02-19-2006 12:18 PM

Re: I fuckin' love the hood.
 
Murdoc, you're holding yourself down. Some retarded people think working a liquer store is a dream job. You're smarter than that though. I think you've just become complacent. Move up outta duuur. ;)

dragon 02-19-2006 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Amazon's are cool. There's something nice about the boobies being at eye level.

i feel you on that JD


and Murdizzle do not cut your hair..thats what makes you you..thats like me not liking azz's ;)

fourthgenhatch 02-19-2006 01:46 PM

Re: I fuckin' love the hood.
 

Originally Posted by Turdbo
thats about the same feeling i have at my job, i work at a bowling alley ..and i hate the old ass nagging people who get wasted, then blame their shitty scores on the lanes when they cant even walk up to the desk without help...then they bitch at you to make it better...its not my fault you drunk ass cant throw a stupid ball at some pins...i tell them theyr not going to ever be pro and you arent going to win so give up and just deal with your shitty scores and go home.

I feel ya on that man. I work at a bowling alley too and I get complaints about the fucken lanes every damn time i'm in there. The head mechanic started usin watered down windex to clean the lanes instead of the high strength ---- your suppose to. We get out of ranges all the time now and it sucks ass. Just thought I'd vent about my sucky job.

Cool thing though is that all this weekend at work, while getting paid, I've been rebuilding my engine and I get to use a shitload of tools up in the shop, so that's cool.

Turdbo 02-19-2006 02:28 PM

Re: I fuckin' love the hood.
 
the fun thing to do is piss with the drunk people haha...every once and a while i'll grab this pin we painted in the back and put it on their lane...then they blame their shitty score on a red pin hahah...some times we will take their ball and put little note in the finger holes and when it comes back up they go to put their fingers in it and find notes like.." im watching you bowl ....and you suck at it" but i guess you cant really screw with the spooks in the hood you'll get shot

fourthgenhatch 02-19-2006 02:31 PM

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haha, that's funny as ----, I do that with my friends, but not the customers. I'm gonna paint a fucked up pin when I get in to work tonight though. good ----

Dr.Boost 02-19-2006 02:54 PM

Re: I fuckin' love the hood.
 
I was hagnging out in good ole' Barstow yesterday in a VatoZone parking lot right next to a liquor store. I felt like I was in one of those gangster movies like "Menace to Society" or "Boyz in the hood". There were crack -----s walking by talking to themselves, homeless dudes walking by with trashbags full of "collectibles", and some of the ugliest cars I've ever seen....all in the same parking lot. :S I should have brought my camera. :3
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Perfek360 02-19-2006 03:11 PM

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i work in a casino and we get longview's finest in there....nothing but meth heads and welfare bitches...i'd say 90% of the people shouldn't be in their cause you can tell that they are gambling their food money or rent money...and you know this becasue the first of the month is the busiest time...i can't stand the podunk mother fuckers that come in there and they all think they are the ---- juss becasue they spend the whole day in there every day and the floor bosses know their names....if the floor bosses know your name then you have a problem....i hate this job, but the tips keep me in it

AgentMurdoc 02-19-2006 06:25 PM

Re: I fuckin' love the hood.
 

Originally Posted by 90dx
Go hit tha ----.Big girls need loving too :6 :y You ever get robbed?Working in a store in the hood at night doesnt exactly sound safe. :l

lol! she definitely did not look 32 either. ---- I would bet money that she's a FREAK in bed. We she says she'll be stalking me, so if I'm horney enough I might hit it up, lol. But I got my type that I could hit up :y

Oh and yeah, been robbed a few times, last time I just barely left, my homie just happened to be drving by so we pull over and chit chat. He noticed two guy bolt out of the store, I look, hop in my car and chase them. I call the store and see if someting happened, no one picked up. My homie followed and we chased them down to a motel. We did more work than the fucken popo. Gave them what motel they were at and what car they were changing in. Fuckers still got away, cops in here are scared of the people. Oh and it turns out that the people involved are in a big time drug ring, so I guess that's why cops are scared. Oh and while me and the homie were chasing them, they had a rifle under on of the guys coat.

The time before that, guy had the courtesy to put a shotgun 4-6 inches away from my chest and threatened to kill me.

It's fun working in the hood.


Originally Posted by chris
Its called california man, its generally just that way. You grow up here your a thug anywhere else.


Murdoc only way you wont here loud ghetto mo fo's is move to Laguna Beach :)

seriously, ---- I wish I could move to Laguna Beach. I went to a club in LA, I think it was called the standard or some other garbage. I was the most hood person there. I was equipped with a triple 5 soul hoodie, blue jeans and a pair of 3 stripes kicks. While everyone else was dressed like they came out Leguna Beach. Oh and the only reason I went it was a close friends birthday, she really wanted me to go and heck I didn't have to pay for ---- so it was all good.


Originally Posted by BoosTedZSix
you'll fit in just fine with the v12 :P

I do especially with all the drug dealers. :P


Originally Posted by d0nfry
nikka, i'm in the hood eerr day. post on the block a little, u kno murdizzle. we hustlas AXE about me.

lol, so do you use AXE cologne, haha. :P


Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Murdoc, you're holding yourself down. Some retarded people think working a liquer store is a dream job. You're smarter than that though. I think you've just become complacent. Move up outta duuur. ;)

I know, it's onlya matter of time stevemode.


Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Amazon's are cool. There's something nice about the boobies being at eye level.

You make a valid point :y


Originally Posted by BlackDragon
and Murdizzle do not cut your hair..thats what makes you you..thats like me not liking azz's ;)

lol! Jason not like ass!? WAH!? Lol. Hair has started to become unmanageable though. It hurt me thinking about it too :'(


Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
I was hagnging out in good ole' Barstow yesterday in a VatoZone parking lot right next to a liquor store. I felt like I was in one of those gangster movies like "Menace to Society" or "Boyz in the hood". There were crack -----s walking by talking to themselves, homeless dudes walking by with trashbags full of "collectibles", and some of the ugliest cars I've ever seen....all in the same parking lot. :S I should have brought my camera. :3

haha here we have both ugliest cars and nicest cars. A little while ago someone rolled in with a BENTLEY CONTINTENTAL GT. Oh and we have -----s to. Even the city recognizes the block as the WORST and sometimes bring in specialists to try and clean it up :-\

Guy-Fast 02-19-2006 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
I was hagnging out in good ole' Barstow yesterday in a VatoZone parking lot right next to a liquor store. I felt like I was in one of those gangster movies like "Menace to Society" or "Boyz in the hood". There were crack -----s walking by talking to themselves, homeless dudes walking by with trashbags full of "collectibles", and some of the ugliest cars I've ever seen....all in the same parking lot. :S I should have brought my camera. :3

HIgh Desert haven Barstow is. Cheap livin plenty of land to have a meth lab.


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