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Dr.Boost 01-10-2004 08:41 PM

How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
Yeah, so it's Saturday and I had to work. ----. I get off work after a shitty day where nothing went right and things that should have been easy were a pain in the ass. Anyways, I'm heading home and I'm kinda in a hurry because I want to go riding before it gets dark(I only have about 2 hours). About 100 yards away from my house I pass a cop. As soon as my front bumper passes the street he was sitting on he clicked the whole operation into gear. Lights, sirens, the works. You son of a bitch. I'm in a ------- class C box van and I'm heading home after a fucked up long day at work. Ok, I was speeding and it's my fault. I admit it. I'm not mad at the cop. It's not his fault I was speeding. He asks some stupid questions about what I'm doing and what's in the back of the truck. WTF do you think is in the back of the truck? Illegal immigrants? As I was explaining ---- to the cop that pulled me over, I glance over to the passenger side of the truck and I see this nosey mother fucker poking his head around in my business. What exactly are you looking for? Do I look like a crackhead or something? So I get a speeding ticket(40 in a 25, my speedo said 35, but ---- it, I don't care). Ok, I get home and load up my ---- and take off. I'm driving on a 4 lane street and a stop sign is coming up and I see a line of people and all of them are in the left lane. I start to switch lanes so I don;t have to wait like these other sheep and this stupid ---- comes flying by me on the right. Luckily I see her in my mirror before it;s too late and I swerve over. She is cussing and yelling at me and we exchange a few friendly words and head on our merry way. She ends up turning off and as I pass her I let her know I was still pissed and showed her one of my fingers(guess which one). Ok, so the bitch is out of my way and I'm doing 40 in a 35. Some dickhead is riding my ass and it's pissing me off. I start to look at who it is and they look familiar. They procede to ride my ass and I could give a ---- less at this point. Well, it turns out to be my ex-girlfriend and her boyfriend(we don't get along). Ok, I still don't care. I'm going riding and I don't want to have to beat the ---- out of this kid because it might cut into my riding time. I hop on the highway(which is under construction)and I'm doing 50 in a 35, but the guy in front of me is going faster so I stay at my pace. The lanes turn back to 4 lanes instead of one and the guy in front of me slows down and changes lanes. Ok, I pass him and slow down a little because I see slower traffic coming up and he gets behind me and slowly gets to about 1 foot off my tailgate. At this point I'm getting pissed because the day has been pretty fcuked up so far and people are pissing me off. I'm staring at this guy in my rear view and he looks like the typical rich old man driving a BMW. I'm getting pissed, getting pissed, getting pissed and he is still only 1 foot off my tailgate. I have had enough and I slam on my brakes. I don't care what happens. I'm in a bad mood and this isn't helping. He swerves very fast into the middle lane to avoid smashing into the back of me. I'm not sure what model BMW it was, but damn that thing can handle. He cleared me no problem. So I nail the gas in my POS S10 and he is still in the middle lane. He nails it and obviously he is going to pass me no matter what I do. Traffic is approaching fast and he manages to get around me after another nice exchange of fingers and ugly faces. The middle lane turns into a turning lane and someone is waiting to turn. The dickhead in the BMW BARELY makes it out of the lane without smashing into thh back of that car. He swerves over not even caring and almost clips a large motorhome. The guy in the motor home slams on his brakes which saves the guy in the BMW. He is still accelerating and the lanes are turning into one lane only. He BARLEY makes it by the next car and damn near runs him off the road. What a day. How exciting. So I get to where I'm heading and I fill up my bike and I'm still thinking about all this ---- that just happened to me and I'm not paying attention and I overfill the hell out of my bike. Gas is all over the fucker and I'm just in shock about how shitty the end of this day has gone.

I'm going to get shitty drunk tonight. :-\
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stretch-d 01-10-2004 08:48 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
Do you live in Houston?

This is a normal day in traffic in Houston.

J-SMITH69 01-10-2004 08:49 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
+1 to my post count

OnYx 01-10-2004 08:49 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
ouch ouch boost that sucks ----, funny in a way but sucks ---- lol.

I got this pimp steering wheel lol

http://www.jdmcrx.com/onyx/woodens.jpg

:P

Dr.Boost 01-10-2004 08:51 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
Seriously? No, I live in a shithole known as Lake Havasu City, AZ. That's bullshit. No matter what speed I drive I always have someone on my ass. If I'm doing 75 in a 35 I will have some dickhead right on my ass like a hemroid. That pisses me off.

It's different in big cities though because the speeds are higher and everybody speeds.
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crxfreak88 01-10-2004 08:51 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
:o :o :o :o :o.......Drink and then try to drive again atleast it will be more fun :P..Ill make sure to stay away when i see s10 for now on lol. ;)

stretch-d 01-10-2004 08:52 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
Do you want to know why?

Too many people on the road.

How is there too many people? Think about it....Houston isn't far from the border.

Everyone has uninsured motorist on their policies.

stretch-d 01-10-2004 09:02 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
Doc...I'm usually the one on people's ass. Because they drive too slow. It doesn't sound like you were though.

Sounds like they were just being assholes.



miss-piggy 01-10-2004 09:03 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
Kill everyone.....thats what I say.

-bignig

Dr.Boost 01-10-2004 09:06 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 

Originally Posted by stretch-d
Doc...I'm usually the one on people's ass. Because they drive too slow. It doesn't sound like you were though.

Sounds like they were just being assholes.



I'm not one of those slow drivers, trust me. I have the shitty driving record to prove it. I was doing 50 in a 25 which is more than I should have been doing, especialy in a construction zone where it's double fines. :o
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stretch-d 01-10-2004 09:07 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
In Houston it's pretty easy to get out of tickets.

If you have an attorney... No problem. But, you still are out the money for hiring him.

Aleast it doesn't go on your record this way.

Is it the same where you live?

Dr.Boost 01-10-2004 09:12 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
Hell no. The courts suck out here. I don't even think an attorney is an option. ??? I could have gone to driving school, but I have already done that within the last 2 years, so I can't go again.

I think I might just go to court in my work clothes all looking important and ---- so the judge knows I'm not the typical piece of ---- that he runs into everyday. I'll be all respectful "Yes sir, no sir. I know I was speeding sir, but my wife was having a baby and I had to rush home to take her to the hospital.....sir" ;D
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stretch-d 01-10-2004 09:15 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
haha

My wife's 6 mo. pregnant right now.

I'll remember that if I get a ticket comming home to get her & take her to the hospital.

stretch-d 01-10-2004 09:18 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
You're still typing well... You must not be drunk yet.


88crxSi 01-10-2004 09:19 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
and this ladies and gentlemen is what we call road rage/ ;D ITS AWSOME DOC! haha, i had dumb drivers like mr bmw and 99% of woman. :P

Dr.Boost 01-10-2004 09:20 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 

Originally Posted by stretch-d
You're still typing well... You must not be drunk yet.


I haven't even taken a shower yet, but I have had 3 beers so far. I think I'll go now. Maybe something good will happen tonight to make up for all the bad? :-\
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accordepicenter 01-10-2004 10:27 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
yeah i like to go out and piss people off occasionally, but the other day this guy was just begging for it. Im sitting at this light crossing a busy busy road and some sick old ----------er is sitting at the light... its already turned green on my side and then yellow and im still waiting for this sick ---- to turn, hes just trying to piss everybody off by taking his turn REALLY ------- SLOW, so when he finally rolls by me doing literally 5mph i roll down the window in 0'F and proceed to take both hands and flip him off shouting expletives. I was 2 seconds away from following this fucker and pissing him off but i was late for dinner...

bambooseven 01-10-2004 10:41 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
too ad it's winter, I bet that ------- ---- in the BMW was some ------- snowbird from minnesota who trailered his ---- out to havasu. too bad he didn't hit you, it would have been cool if your bike went through his windshield. what bar do you go to in the winter? some of them are ------- dead 'bout now.

Dr.Boost 01-10-2004 11:10 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 

Originally Posted by bambooseven
too ad it's winter, I bet that ------- ---- in the BMW was some ------- snowbird from minnesota who trailered his ---- out to havasu. too bad he didn't hit you, it would have been cool if your bike went through his windshield. what bar do you go to in the winter? some of them are ------- dead 'bout now.

It probably was some stupid ass snowbird who thinks his ---- don't stink in his BMW. >:( I don't think it would have been cool if my bike went through his windshield.....well maybe. I guess I wouldn't mind an 04'. ;D

"Some" of the bars are dead about now? More like all of them. Mad Dogs is decent, but it sucks when you see the same old people in there and all the bar sluts are old news and you've already had sex with them. I go to this little white trash bar called "Desert Martini" just up the road from Mad Dogs. It's white trash as hell, but the waitress's are cool and if you get in a fight they just ask you to leave instead of calling the cops. You can come back the next night. ;D I didn't feel like going there tonight so it looks like I'm at home for the night now. I'm kinda glad because the way things were going I would have ended up in jail or something. Tomorrow is a new day.
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tranceminister 01-11-2004 12:01 AM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
Damn, Doc... that must be the shittiest day ever. Glad it's not me. ;D Just kidding, but when you go to court, just be respectful and honest. I got pulled over and fined not too long ago for 65 in a 30. I brought it to court and was honest and the judge dropped the fine down to $200 and he dropped another violation i had given to me.
just some advice... ;)

quickcrx702 01-11-2004 12:02 AM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
damn... i know how you feel. around here its always stupid bitches in ------- suv's. just calm down about the road rage ----, as it eventually becomes a habit. one time i found myself grabbing my bat(which for anger reasons i no longer keep in my car) seriously considering if i should get out of my car and beat the ---- out of some soccer mom bitch, or at least smash her stupid gas guzzling piece of ---- suv. she had the nerve to drive all stupid around me, and then flip me off? i think women who drive suv's should be ------- stoned to death. or if i had a gun i probably would have ------- shot that bitch. sometimes i wish i had a samurai sword to keep in my car so i can bust a kill bill on these dumb bitches.

but seriously, when stupid assholes ride my ass i just brake check them - hard. then i slow down to like half the speed limit, and when i think they are gonna switch lanes i try and switch to stay in front of them. i keep doing this until i think they are thoroughly annoyed, or if they pass me. in which case i will drop gears so i can get some acceleration and try to pass them so i can do the same ----. or, if its night time, ill turn on my brights and do whatever i can to piss them off.

accordepicenter 01-11-2004 01:21 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
lol i just either downshift and e brake so i slow down pretty quick and they never see tailights... so if they do hit me what are they gonna say that i spiked my brakes... didnt see any brake lights did ya mister

Dr.Boost 01-11-2004 01:26 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
Hahaha, the funny thing is my brake lights don't work most of the time lol. I'm sure he didn't get a warning. :o He had some damn good reaction time for an old ass man. I'll give him that. :-\
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d16forlife 01-11-2004 02:06 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
Sorry to hear about your shitty day Doc.Hope today is better.

airtonics 01-11-2004 05:18 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
Justin,

That sounds like one shitty day, hope tomorrow is better for you. I've had similar days but probably as bad. Everything will be fine, have a few beers and sleep it off :) Like you said tomorrow is a new day.

kyle h. 01-12-2004 09:36 PM

Re:How was your day? *LONG rant*
 
i'll drink to that.
this ones an oldy but a goody.

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