How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
10-18-2006, 02:19 AM
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Re: How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
Everytime i hear an escapee i ------- start laughing. Its something that i can't seem to get over when it comes out lol.
Can't say i didnt see it coming. 
Originally Posted by skinnye
I'm a out of the closest
10-18-2006, 05:22 AM
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Re: How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
Originally Posted by Donald125
what happen if i took a huge ----(ya know, the BLACK colored one tha tcovers up the entire bowl) that my underwear is not big enough to wipe it off since i don`t have a fat ***
0 and its actually 6:27am? am i in a time warp due to my boycott of sleep?
10-18-2006, 06:31 AM
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Re: How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my *****, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"
"Eh, ---- you, man! Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me! [I don't need him; I don't need her. Everything is roses; I don't need nobody]"
"Eh, ---- you, man! Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me! [I don't need him; I don't need her. Everything is roses; I don't need nobody]"
10-18-2006, 09:47 AM
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Re: How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
I've never ---- anywhere in public either and I hate going to ---- at a friends/girlfriends/relatives house...that's usually when the farts pop out.
This guide has given me confidence in farting at work and I've been able to more efficiently distribute the smell of *** so that all my co-workers may enjoy it.
This guide has given me confidence in farting at work and I've been able to more efficiently distribute the smell of *** so that all my co-workers may enjoy it.
10-18-2006, 10:59 AM
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Re: How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
GOING FOR A TOUCHDOWN - This is where you get impossibly busy, beyond belief ***** to the wall slammed, and dissappear to the bathroom in the middle of chaos and confusion to take your time while the bathroom's empty. If none of your coworkers noticed you were gone it is referred to as SCORING A TOUCHDOWN.
PS - Donald is enjoying this thread too much.
PS - Donald is enjoying this thread too much.
10-18-2006, 02:13 PM
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Re: How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
What kind of pansies are you if you can't take a ---- somewhere other than your house? I know it's not quite as comfortable but just grab a newspaper or play a game on your cell phone.
Sometime I have to stop playing snood on my phone because I'm forgetting to poop while I play.
And to all the haters,
Sometime I have to stop playing snood on my phone because I'm forgetting to poop while I play.
And to all the haters,
