How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
10-17-2006, 10:25 PM
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Re: How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
Originally Posted by drunkinmaster1
they forgot to add, the doo-doo bandit. when someone leaves their mark on the floor of walls of the stall with ----. reminicant of the mark of zorro. every place has had the doo-doo bandit visit at least once
Originally Posted by Donald125
FYI when you are out of TP, you can always locate the nearest wall edge and scrape your *** on it, use one edge one time only so u don`t get urself dirty 
10-17-2006, 11:46 PM
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Re: How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
Originally Posted by Tough-guy
That's some funny ----. I just about ---- myself. But what do call the guy that plugs the can when there is no plunger in sight? That's shitty. 
10-17-2006, 11:49 PM
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Re: How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
How ------ lazy can you be, not to flush after you take a huge dump. I hate that too.
That and when theres **** all over the seat. You can't miss that bad. Are they trying to do the macarena while they whiz?
That and when theres **** all over the seat. You can't miss that bad. Are they trying to do the macarena while they whiz?
10-17-2006, 11:57 PM
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Re: How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
what happen if i took a huge ----(ya know, the BLACK colored one tha tcovers up the entire bowl) that my underwear is not big enough to wipe it off since i don`t have a fat ***
10-18-2006, 12:10 AM
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Re: How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
Originally Posted by Donald125
what happen if i took a huge ----(ya know, the BLACK colored one tha tcovers up the entire bowl) that my underwear is not big enough to wipe it off since i don`t have a fat ***
10-18-2006, 12:39 AM
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Re: How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
Hahahha, oh man, I remember reading this waaaaay back when. I'd say probably about 8 years ago. I thought it was lost to the sands of time. great to see it pop up again. My best friend growing up has always been facinated with pooping and this is his all time favorite article.
He was also a flagrant out of the closet pooper.
He was also a flagrant out of the closet pooper.
10-18-2006, 01:56 AM
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Re: How to Poop at Work. Julio you should read this! Sharting is not the answer!
At work I avoid the bathrooms in the warehouses at all costs. everytime i go in there, some one is crapping there guts out. I understand people gotta crap but I don't wanna smell it or hear it. When I go I courtesy flush, even when I'm at home I courtesy flush for my own sake.
