how to piss people off at your office.
 

well, some of you might work in an office. and as you know working in an office is boring as ----. so i think of ways to play jokes and ---- that really piss people off. of course i dont do it at work, i only do it at my schools computer lab.

if someone pisses me off, and they are typing a paper, i just press (windows key + m and i hit ctrl + a, and then mash enter )
what this does is open everything on the desktop. most of the time their computers freeze.

some people print allot of ----. like 50 pages and they dont really care. i take it to the next level. i go into mspaint, and i color the whole fucken screen black. then i prnt about 250 copies. the toner runs out before it finishes most of the time.

also is it has speakers, play two songs at once. this seems to piss off people the most.

putting a diskette in the drive really confuses stupid bitches when they turn on the computer. its funny.

the worst thing is when you make a batch file to run when windows loads, and when it does load, it simply shuts down right after it loads.

i like to sneeze on the screen. it makes nice colorfull dots.

my mind is blank. i do so many things that i cant think of them right now.

Re:how to piss people off at your office.
 

kain is a moron