How many times have you railed ur GIRLFRIEND
04-03-2006, 09:13 PM
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Re: How many times have you railed ur GIRLFRIEND
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Hi, I'm that guy who has a 3 yr old and one on the way. Both while "on" birth control. You're placing your life and her destiny in her hands. You'll have a baby whenever she decides and it will be "I forgot to take it", "I don't know what happend" ect. ect. ect.
Go ahead, say "she doesn't even want kids".
You'll find out.
Go ahead, say "she doesn't even want kids".
You'll find out. 
You got another monster on the way?
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04-03-2006, 09:16 PM
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Re: How many times have you railed ur GIRLFRIEND
Steve you sayin you didn't want Bin Laden Lite? He seems like a cool kid anyways from how I've seen him take a homemadeburrito.
I get laid on average of 3-4 times a week, sometimes more, sometimes less. So that equals like a billion times give or take a few.
I pray that I don't get her pregnant for at least 5 years.
I get laid on average of 3-4 times a week, sometimes more, sometimes less. So that equals like a billion times give or take a few.
I pray that I don't get her pregnant for at least 5 years.
04-03-2006, 09:32 PM
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Re: How many times have you railed ur GIRLFRIEND
Yes, there's another on the way. Baby bin laden is my favorite person in the whole world, but I didn't plan it that way. And it's "American Burritos" fooo. I'll make you some when you finally get out here.
Yes, condoms suck ***, so when you're done, at least pour some paint thinner in her box.
Yes, condoms suck ***, so when you're done, at least pour some paint thinner in her box.
same
04-03-2006, 09:42 PM
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Re: How many times have you railed ur GIRLFRIEND
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Hi, I'm that guy who has a 3 yr old and one on the way. Both while "on" birth control. You're placing your life and her destiny in her hands. You'll have a baby whenever she decides and it will be "I forgot to take it", "I don't know what happend" ect. ect. ect.
Go ahead, say "she doesn't even want kids". You'll find out.
Go ahead, say "she doesn't even want kids".
You'll find out. So your saying she didn't take her pill?
I seriously won't break up with a girl till after she gets her period becuase chicks are evil like that.
04-03-2006, 10:29 PM
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Re: How many times have you railed ur GIRLFRIEND
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Don't put your future in the hands of your girl and you won't have anything to worry about.
So how exactly do you have sex?
you know what I mean....I've heard people say "Use birth control, along with condoms and pull out."
Why even have sex? 
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04-03-2006, 10:54 PM
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Re: How many times have you railed ur GIRLFRIEND
----, right after i broke up with my ex she got all worked up and ----. i was coming out of this 24hr store and she was outside, put her arms through the open drivers side window and latched herself onto the sunroof and told me she had a miscarraige. her friend had to come pry her off and she almost ripped off the mirror in the process. dx101 was in the passenger seat too.
04-03-2006, 10:55 PM
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Re: How many times have you railed ur GIRLFRIEND
A company recently designed a male birth control pill that temporarly reduces your sperm to 0. Even though the drug is completed and works they decided not to take it to market becuase they believe that men would not take it becuase of how concerned they are with their junk.
