How I got kicked out of Honda-Tech
10-12-2008, 04:26 AM
#12
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 54
Re: How I got kicked out of Honda-Tech
Originally Posted by txdohczc
red91si should be banned for this worthless thread and jizzing on a cat
and a junked out ts-185, at least don't ban me until some one else posts a video of my dieing on one of my motorcycles, I knwo you'll mostly enjoy that. my current best is 75 in a 30, on a 1973 CB350. But this winter, I'm going to attempt jumping main street on my dirt/enduro bike 
P.S. I am on Car #8 and bike #4, have had license 4 years, = 3 vehicles / year
10-12-2008, 09:27 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 18
Re: How I got kicked out of Honda-Tech
Originally Posted by red91sit
So, It's a saturday evening about midnightish here. And I'm feelin good to the point where i just don't give a ----, I have $150 in parking tickets for my totalled mercedes, and want to share my life story, (just the innocent ones, i need at least 2 more bear to share the good ones)
It all started on a crisp autumn evening about this time last year. I was home for the weekend, as my parents had a family funeral, or something they were attending. I made sure to explain to them that there was NO possible way for me to make it back to my home town, and find out exactly how long they would be gone for. I ten hurried home, and prepared my house for the rager that was sure to happen in my father's (the pastor's) house.
The party went very well, I had lots to drink as well as the other 20 or so folks (small town) but then everyone started to head out. At this point i decided hey, house to my self, no roomy (living in dorms @ the time), what a GREAT time to relive the built up sperm in my testes.
I went up stairs and loaded up some hot double stuffing on our 56k modem'd computer. Things were going real good, between the buzz, the hotties doing there thang' and the fact i hadn't had much sex or hand for like a month. Well all of a sudden my damn cat starts meowing at me. Not being able to explain to the stoopid thing that now is a bad time for a treat, i just leaned over to push it away, at that exact time. I glanced back up to see hottie number two going down on a big green *****, which was just enough to kapoosh, and i hit the damn cat haha.
Ahhh now i have a clear conscience.
It all started on a crisp autumn evening about this time last year. I was home for the weekend, as my parents had a family funeral, or something they were attending. I made sure to explain to them that there was NO possible way for me to make it back to my home town, and find out exactly how long they would be gone for. I ten hurried home, and prepared my house for the rager that was sure to happen in my father's (the pastor's) house.
The party went very well, I had lots to drink as well as the other 20 or so folks (small town) but then everyone started to head out. At this point i decided hey, house to my self, no roomy (living in dorms @ the time), what a GREAT time to relive the built up sperm in my testes.
I went up stairs and loaded up some hot double stuffing on our 56k modem'd computer. Things were going real good, between the buzz, the hotties doing there thang' and the fact i hadn't had much sex or hand for like a month. Well all of a sudden my damn cat starts meowing at me. Not being able to explain to the stoopid thing that now is a bad time for a treat, i just leaned over to push it away, at that exact time. I glanced back up to see hottie number two going down on a big green *****, which was just enough to kapoosh, and i hit the damn cat haha.
Ahhh now i have a clear conscience.
