How To Get Drunk The Rednek Way
 

First you need a bottle of the good stuff 8)
Everclear or Diesel
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One bottle usually makes 6 32oz mason jars at about 4 shots a piece
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Fill the jars about half way with fruits of your choice
I usually make mine with cherries, grapes, pineapples, apple, and a little lemon
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Add desired amount of Everclear or diesel and a fruit punch of some sort
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I make my ---- in steps
----=3 shots
Yo=4 shots
couch=6 shots
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Lets sit in fridge for about 2 days before drinking.
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And for fun
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No instructions needed!

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whats wrong with just drinking beer like a man ???

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I am taking notes. Please continue.

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Have you ever gotten a 18 year old bitch drunk off fruit?
Its a wonderful thing.

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The other 4 where made with 4 shots a piece?

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So you drink a lot of Yo at your house, I see. Is this in any way similar to how grape drink is made with Kool-Aid and no sugar?

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This reminds me of high school, we would always get a 1.75L of Fleischmann's vodka (drunk:money ratio was beautiful) and just take shots and try to get girls to come over. Some cool ones did, some played hard to get and wouldn't take vodka shots. This, my friend, is what led us to Southern Hurricanes (for the ladies). Never heard a single no after that. It did cost a bit more though but can you really put a price on legal jailbait? (does that even make sense?)

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The other 4 are for girls that i want to play with. >:D
I didn't add any sugar?
Im kinda drunk off the leftovers from the melon bottle.
So...
I don't even know.

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By the time your that drunk, I doubt you could even get it up enough to ---- that watermellon.

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lol....redemption

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I don't have that problem. ;)

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the hole in the watermelon holds the jelly dong in place.

the watermelon does the -------

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I didn't need to read that.

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I fully agree. And SDRAWKCAB, you drink too much! :y

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If i ahd a baby dick like you, I would ---- 14 years too.

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haha good "how to", and thanks for correcting me, i guess we been calling it wrong all along

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I dont have xbox live anymore.
Wtf am i suppose to do?

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WARNING: If you are going to try ------- a watermellon, make sure txdohczc is not around. He might carve that som-bitch like a jack-o-lantern so he can suck you cock.

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Look, Arsenio, no one likes a fat mexican't. ---- off.

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this tread was awesome grap drank lol i is going to make some with papovs 10.99 1.75L of vodka

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is he really mexican..if so im not even going to respond to this stupid spic. he can say what ever he wants becuase when i wake up in the morning i am white and he is nothing more than a border jumping wet back

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thats just good ole hunch punch/jungle juice

except it's usually made in a big ass cooler

another thing you might want to try is moose juice

same ---- but made only with pineapples, throw pineapples away though after 5 days because they taste like ----. drink the everclear which now cannot even be discerned as alcohol and will put you on the floor in a hurry

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Im going to get a big ass watermellon, put it on the end of a hook attached to my car, and grab some dirty thirds while draging it thru the ghetto. :6












































I dunno why sounds like something to do.

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Hitchhikkr, paint it black first and draw some eyes on it.

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yeah that is some high school ---- fo sho.

Just start seeing real women that drink real cocktails.

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cacktails are more expensive......and post-high school girls are special

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lol lynch a n i g g er

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LOL..NI@@ER fishin'.

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write up how to make your own fruit faggot drink and then do a write up. :-*

Adding fruit to a mason jar and throwing everclear on it is not very hardcore. O0

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---- you this only wants me want to drink....come on friday

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find my write up on brewing your own beer. 8)

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My roommate is doing this right now actually. But he is using skittles and straining it. He said this might be the first and last time he uses skittles just cause its a bitch to strain.

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last time I tried the watermelon/vodka thing it didn't absorb ----. I left it for like 5 hours and it was basically at the same level. What am I missing.

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thats not redneck... you must not be from the country. This is getting drunk the redneck way:

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Best Shine in the country comes outta Copper Hill, TN. Luckily thats only 15 mins from my Grandma's place. Wooweeee.

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Your only suppose to use 1/4 of a bottle of everclear for a good size melon.
You also have to let it sit for at least 2 days and rotate it so the hole melon absorbs it.
Maybe it dose need instructions. LOL

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LOL, we put sour patch kids in the one we made for my friend.

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Hater :-*

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I well tell my roommate about that. he is trying to think of new ideas.