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Old 08-24-2007, 08:18 PM
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You just "Arrrrrrrr"...

Pirate Law: Dousing oneself in beer is a perfectly acceptable replacement for a shower.

http://www.piratelaws.com/

Who would've known there is other "stuff" on the internet other than HMT . Dont know how I came across this but its kinda funny
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Old 08-24-2007, 08:27 PM
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"Real pirates have chest hair. If you cannot grow chest hair, you may be a cabin boy. "
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Old 08-24-2007, 08:49 PM
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damn i must be king pirate. its like im austin powers brother
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Old 08-24-2007, 09:52 PM
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Old 08-25-2007, 12:42 AM
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sweet i'm a cabin boy !!!!
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Old 08-25-2007, 09:17 AM
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A pirate should always remove his hat in the presence of a bartender.
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Old 08-25-2007, 09:52 AM
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ARRRRRRRRRRR..." is a perfectly acceptable answer to any question.
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Old 08-25-2007, 01:02 PM
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Only a pirate is capable of killing another pirate. If you are not a pirate (let's say a ninja)
------- ROFL A NINJA WOULD WIN!
When i was reading them the voice in my head even sounded like a pirate.
YES, i have a voice in my head.
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Old 08-25-2007, 02:39 PM
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the eyepatch law is wrong. pirates dont wear eyepatches cause they only have one eye. they wear them cause they need to keep one eye in the dark so when they jump down into the lower levels of a ship they are overtaking, they switch the eyepatch so they can see in the dark with the eye that was under the patch


AAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by PhilStubbs
the eyepatch law is wrong. pirates dont wear eyepatches cause they only have one eye. they wear them cause they need to keep one eye in the dark so when they jump down into the lower levels of a ship they are overtaking, they switch the eyepatch so they can see in the dark with the eye that was under the patch


AAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!
This was on myth busters and TIS TRUE
AAAAARRRRRGGGGG!!!!!
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