scottsi

I have a tempurpedic bed and i was ------ this bitch last night and this morning. She was stupid wet and leakin all up on my bed. Dont get me wrong, i have bed covers and ----, but the tempurpedic bed just absorbs smells. And now it has a permanent sex smell. I've been spraying it with cologne to even it out, but it still smells like cologne+-----. I swear. Maybe if i put my grill on and shine it at my bed and use my magical paul wall powers the fake diamonds will get the smell out. Or if all else fails i wet myself at night. Urine smells delcious.








ps. did anyone know that hotrex had herpes? ---- is news to me.

W O T

Obvious lie, once again man. Just be yourself. People on the internet dont HAVE to like you

scottsi

its funny. because i dont lie about this ----. BD knows i dont bullshit, and so does murdoc. If i was a bs'er i wouldnt be here aslong as i have.

gen4acclude

use a garbage bag next time, try febreeze or this crap called ozium which is a odor killer for car detailing

drunkinmaster1

steam clean the ching chong meow smell out of the mattress.

USS

I used a product called "Atmosklear" that a local guy developed. It worked really well for getting the rat **** smell out of my Integra. It's like 9.99 a bottle if you want me to ship you some. Cheaper than cologne.

con

beat me to it :1

beerbongskickass

Werd...

bitchasscracker

flip the mattress over.




eather that or put dryer sheets down over the stinky area, then 1 sheet, or blanket, then iron over it.