How to build a ricer.
 

I guess some people actually need instructions on how to build a Ricer (I thought they just bought random stupid crap?), Motor Trend has published a Ricer "How To" article.

Excerpts:
.... For a relatively small chunk of change - say $300, $500 or $1,000 - you can pull out enough tricks to catch the attention of the next hottie you pass.

• Neon underglow: You can get these from just about any custom auto store, and they're fairly cheap. But remember that you can only have these on when you're NOT driving; otherwise, you risk a $142 ticket. ($100-$200).
• European-style taillights or headlights: These have sort of a space-age feel, with white, black and red, as opposed to a solid color, and often have multiple red circles. ($150-$250)
• Spoilers: They look good, and they'll improve handling by keeping your wheels on the ground. ($200 and up)
• Intake system: If you care more about flash than function, this is a good choice in this price range.
• Nitrous kit: This causes more aggressive combustion, which makes your car go a lot faster.
• Ground effects: They won't make your car run better, but they will lower the body of your car, putting you closer to the road. ($800 and up)

If you really need to read the whole article:
http://www.motortrend.com/features/news/112_news29/

Re:How to build a ricer.
 

yah, basically what they do on crap my ride.

Re:How to build a ricer.
 

but those rides are so pimp though! ::)

although, i have seen a few cars on there i wouldnt mind riding in (minus the dam wheels)

-i would take that landrover they did, minus the TV's and ----....and the wheels

-i would rock that mustang they just redid...minus the wheels (did anyone notice the seats they put in there were from a EG civic?)and i would dump the tv to.

Re:How to build a ricer.
 

'we're going to blah blah blah........... with 19 inch Giovanna rims' seems to be all they say

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Now, coming form experience, former ricer turned non. N2O is not really ricey. I have n2o, and I dont have it just be like of I have naaaaaaawwwwwssss, lol plus i love correcting people when they say that, I'm like, or you mean my zex kit? I like the n2o kit, cuz its pretty sneeky, plus its a nice little boost when you are n/t :-\

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the sad thing is.... i have all that stuff on my car :-[ except the NOWWWWZZZZ YO :P

i was young, thats my excuse :(

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wow kain they do that crap to your ride all the time :o



:D :P

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Ever notice on that damn ----, all they do is a really nice paint job, some 20's and throw tvs and sound system and ---- in em, but what about the engines??? ------ be funny, pimped ride bvreakin down with a blown head gasket with an engine with 200k + miles on it

Re:How to build a ricer.
 

Here is how you build a real ricer
http://kalecoauto.com/
Go to the performance section.

Re:How to build a ricer.
 

I'd submit my car to them anytime, pimp it out, funk it out, whatever, there's a dealership here that loves ricey cars :D

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Exactly, I'd let them "pimp" it the hell out, then sell it and start over. ;D

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So I'm not the only one who noticed that. I crack up everytime I hear them say that, because they say it every show. It's no surprise when they come out with some 17" Giovanna rims. :-\ Those guys are such cheese dicks. I could point out so much fucked up ---- they do. That Mustang they did, they say "Well, since they don't make rims for Mustangs we had to custom make these 17" Giovanna rims to fit...." The ---- they don't make rims for Mustangs. The 17,967,362 1967 Mustang owners will tell you that is bullshit. Anyways, like a ------- rim is vehicle specific. If the bolt pattern and the offset is correct, it fits.

Also, the Land Cruiser they "pimped out" was way more pimp before they got ahold of it. They traded the factory racing style seats with 5 point harness slots for some gay ass square looking things that "ISH" hooked up for it. That was ------- lame. That car was a classic off road machine before they wrecked it. The only thing they did that was worth a ---- was put nice tires on it. That show makes baby jesus cry.
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Re:How to build a ricer.
 

LOL

That show is gay though.

"Let's put some big rims on it, a rear spoiler cuz those are cool, and 50 tv's!!!"

::)

We should start a show called HMT TV... People bring in their NA honda's and get Turboed by the end of the show. That would rule.

Re:How to build a ricer.
 

LMAO lowering kit LOL

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hahahha that oil bypass ---- is hysterical

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that website is terrible wow

Re:How to build a ricer.
 

what are you talking about you fool?

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FINALLYI found a place with muffler bearings in stock!!!!! :D