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ososlohatch 08-27-2007 12:47 AM

how to become a american ??
 
well i have a friend that lives in halifax canada and she wants to move to the states and live here, what does she have to do to become legal, she is in college up there and just finishing her last year of basicis at a cc college so i was wondering if she could just get a student visa and transfer to a cc here?? whats the low down ?

turbobiscuit 08-27-2007 12:48 AM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
just live here, dont pay taxes and go back to canada when u get sick :6

rza 08-27-2007 12:49 AM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
Hell yea socialized medicine.

BeastBass 08-27-2007 01:00 AM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
http://www.usastudentvisa.org/

ososlohatch 08-27-2007 01:11 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
well where do we need to go to get the paper work ??? can we just go to the college here and they will tell us what we need to do ?

rudebwoy 08-27-2007 01:41 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
get married to hotrex! he is American then she would become a legal resident and be able to apply for naturalization. simple as that.

StinkyFeet 08-27-2007 02:18 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
My wife is from mexico, lived here since she was 13, and still does not even have residency status. Americas immigration sysytem sucks.

If going to school (you must be full time to apply) you will need to enter on a F1 Status Visa, or FVISA

Here are the forms she will need once in the US:
http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis
Once in the United States, she will most likely want to file form I-485 as soon as possible,(Application To Register Permanent Residence or Adjust Status) (they just raised the cost to $1,010)...

Here are some sites to point you in the right direction:
http://www.immihelp.com/ (be sure to check out their forum)
http://www.greencardmarriage.org/
www.immigration.com

rudebwoy 08-27-2007 02:42 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
I became a Us citizen by joining the Army ( 9 years strong still serving 11 to go before I consider retiring) so tell her after she become a legal resident she can join up we are recruiting now at $20,000 accross the board if she sign up by september 30 ;D

Tom-Guy 08-27-2007 02:48 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
Oso, is this the chick you went up to bang a month or so back? Sounds like it turned out pretty well for you. ;)

bigdaddyvtec 08-27-2007 03:24 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 

Originally Posted by rudebwoy
get married to hotrex! he is American then she would become a legal resident and be able to apply for naturalization. simple as that.

You mean SIMPLEX as that yes???

MikeJ-2009 08-27-2007 03:27 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
Hotrex doesn't have herpes simplex. He graduated to herpes complex.

bigdaddyvtec 08-27-2007 03:30 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Hotrex doesn't have herpes simplex. He graduated to herpes complex.

is that not a completely gay strain of the virus??? Figures... I always knew he was a faggot...

ososlohatch 08-27-2007 03:44 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Oso, is this the chick you went up to bang a month or so back? Sounds like it turned out pretty well for you. ;)

i couldnt afford to go there and didnt know if i would get let in becouse of my criminal backround, so she came here, and she really likes it here and wants to be able to stay with me, and she is cool and everything i've ever wanted so i figured what the hell im in a win win situation here

HMTguy 08-27-2007 03:44 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
lol, I give it 4 months before you make a thread bitching about how much of a ---- she is.

ososlohatch 08-27-2007 03:53 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 

Originally Posted by jagojon3
lol, I give it 4 months before you make a thread bitching about how much of a ---- she is.

doubtful, i dont let bitches get under my skin like most guy's she doesnt mind that i work on cars and she likes to cruise with me, she works and has work ethic, im not going to say everything is going to be perfect but were both funny and get along good, and the sex is great too ;) :D anywho is it easier for a canadian to get into the u.s. then a :8

J-SMITH69 08-27-2007 04:01 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 

Originally Posted by ososlohatch
doubtful, i dont let bitches get under my skin like most guy's she doesnt mind that i work on cars and she likes to cruise with me, she works and has work ethic, im not going to say everything is going to be perfect but were both funny and get along good, and the sex is great too ;) :D anywho is it easier for a canadian to get into the u.s. then a :8

no the beaners just come here illegally and noone does anything about it

ososlohatch 08-27-2007 04:17 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 

Originally Posted by random-strike
no the beaners just come here illegally and noone does anything about it

well i know that part but we get along with the canukcs but not the wetbacks, i thought that would make the process easier

HMTguy 08-27-2007 04:19 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/canadaamericashat/male

http://www.bustedtees.com/bt/images/...tured-2410.jpg

Dive_Miguel 08-27-2007 04:25 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
she wants to move here???

Tom-Guy 08-27-2007 04:28 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
Congrats.

ososlohatch 08-27-2007 05:04 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
yea she wants to move here and finish her last 6 months of schooling here

ososlohatch 08-27-2007 05:25 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Congrats.

thanks buddy, its the first girl i've taken serious in awhile

cmoney 08-28-2007 01:03 AM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
holy ---- rick sounds like hes whipped... and this time its by a girl :6


GOOD JOB

ososlohatch 08-28-2007 01:55 AM

Re: how to become a american ??
 

Originally Posted by cmoney
holy ---- rick sounds like hes whipped... and this time its by a girl :6


GOOD JOB

i'm still whipped by my car, but my girl rides shot-gun ;)

J-SMITH69 08-28-2007 01:57 AM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
buy a camaro and a pistol

Tom-Guy 08-28-2007 06:50 AM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
Buy a Mustang and a sawed off.

d-man 08-28-2007 09:31 AM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
Nice! thats a sweet picture eh!

StinkyFeet 08-28-2007 02:02 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
is that the dude from supertroopers, and beerfest? It sure looks like him..

HMTguy 08-28-2007 02:34 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
No.

https://im.rediff.com/movies/2005/aug/05jay.jpg

crxmatt2 08-28-2007 06:37 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 

Originally Posted by rudebwoy
I became a Us citizen by joining the Army ( 9 years strong still serving 11 to go before I consider retiring) so tell her after she become a legal resident she can join up we are recruiting now at $20,000 accross the board if she sign up by september 30 ;D

Yeah, that's what I would do... go over to the trashy middleast and put your life in jeapordy for a measly 20k 6 YEAR SIGNUP.

bitchasscracker 08-28-2007 07:32 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 

Originally Posted by cmoney
holy ---- rick sounds like hes whipped... and this time its by a girl :6


GOOD JOB



HOLLY ------- ---- ITS THE RETURN OF C ----------ING MONEY

HOLLA BITCHES





ososlohatch 08-28-2007 07:34 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 

Originally Posted by bitchasscracker


HOLLY ------- ---- ITS THE RETURN OF C ----------ING MONEY

HOLLA BITCHES





thats what i thought, this nigga took time from staking them billz, to come and holla at his hmt niggaz keepin it gangster american v8 lincoln < hmt nigga rigged honda

Tom-Guy 08-28-2007 11:13 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
Stinky's wife is not a lowrent, like you, and anyone meeting the both of you would gladly give her your citizenship and kick your ass out of our country. Not trying to piss in your wheaties, it's just the simple truth.

buk9tp 08-28-2007 11:25 PM

Re: how to become a american ??
 
fucked up sad thing is i know good people who come here legally pay taxes work hard work multiple jobs have kids.. 9 years later they still dont have theyre mother ------- citizenship but ------- mexicants come here illegally make more money cause they get paid under the table and live 40 ------- people to a ------- house and not give a ----

being moral sucks

marry the bitch she can get citizenship yyou can ---- the ---- out of her whenever you want sign a prenup if u want but i bet ur already broke as a joke seeing ur insurance thread.. just dont knock her up and ur good to go


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