Hot New Neighbor Girl
06-29-2006, 02:39 AM
#21
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 1,181
Re: Hot New Neighbor Girl
haha find a way to copy her key and hide under her bed until someone finds you...or you can just go up to her and say " hello im ( your name ) i see you my new neighbor nice to meet you " ...and the just ------ some pipm juice and she'll let you tap it 
or she'll be like my neighbors a loser
or she'll be like my neighbors a loser
06-29-2006, 08:55 AM
#24
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 9,089
Re: Hot New Neighbor Girl
i agree! ban!
i've learned to always have a camera w/ me. Good for...
1. when a cop is pullng you over, click video mode and dump it on the floor to record the conversation.
2. if some1 hits your car, you got pics of the scene
3. if a new neighbour turns out to be smokin hot and you want to tell your HMT buddies but want PROOF. <-- (hint hint biatch! :P )
i've learned to always have a camera w/ me. Good for...
1. when a cop is pullng you over, click video mode and dump it on the floor to record the conversation.
2. if some1 hits your car, you got pics of the scene
3. if a new neighbour turns out to be smokin hot and you want to tell your HMT buddies but want PROOF. <-- (hint hint biatch! :P )
06-29-2006, 09:24 AM
#26
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,708
Re: Hot New Neighbor Girl
Originally Posted by myshtern
Some guy in a red bimmer drove by my house, I thought he was eyeing my car so I stepped out into the street. He then drove back by which made me worried but then I saw he wasnt Asian so I just figured he was lost.
06-29-2006, 12:04 PM
#29
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 7,785
Re: Hot New Neighbor Girl
Just wait till she's outside and then pull down you shorts/pants/speedo/kilt....etc.. and then just start wacking off while looking at her. Say "You know goats milk is really good for you but you know what is better..gimme a sec and you can have a try." Gets them all the time. 
06-29-2006, 01:55 PM
#30
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 0
Re: Hot New Neighbor Girl
Originally Posted by Turdbo
haha find a way to copy her key and hide under her bed until someone finds you...or you can just go up to her and say " hello im ( your name ) i see you my new neighbor nice to meet you " ...and the just ------ some pipm juice and she'll let you tap it
or she'll be like my neighbors a loser
or she'll be like my neighbors a loser
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