HomeMadeTurbo.com Car Club
01-09-2003, 08:17 PM
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HomeMadeTurbo.com Car Club
Jeff
You should start a HomeMadeTurbo.com car club. It could be like a gang with chapters in cities scattered across the US. Members could drive around and squirt adhesive remover on ricey stickers and use ratchet wrenches to smash out Hyper Blinkers. Imagine how much fun it would be to rip out LED windsheild squirters with Vise Grips.
Of course members would all be required to have home-made turbos on their cars so they could make a quick get away after regulating. Bow down rice-foolz...
The Charter should state that all applicants without turbos shall be on probation until they actually get a turbo installed. They must also wear a "Poser" t-shirt while on probation.
You could sell banner ads on the site to generate revenue to pay the cops off. Anyway, they hate the rice ----, too. You know they secretly want to bust the guy with neon underbody tubes.
Anybody else got any ideas?
Jon Black
You should start a HomeMadeTurbo.com car club. It could be like a gang with chapters in cities scattered across the US. Members could drive around and squirt adhesive remover on ricey stickers and use ratchet wrenches to smash out Hyper Blinkers. Imagine how much fun it would be to rip out LED windsheild squirters with Vise Grips.
Of course members would all be required to have home-made turbos on their cars so they could make a quick get away after regulating. Bow down rice-foolz...
The Charter should state that all applicants without turbos shall be on probation until they actually get a turbo installed. They must also wear a "Poser" t-shirt while on probation.
You could sell banner ads on the site to generate revenue to pay the cops off. Anyway, they hate the rice ----, too. You know they secretly want to bust the guy with neon underbody tubes.
Anybody else got any ideas?
Jon Black
01-09-2003, 08:49 PM
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Re:HomeMadeTurbo.com Car Club
..sounds like Fight club, only, we don't mentally beat the ---- out of each other..
01-09-2003, 08:52 PM
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Re:HomeMadeTurbo.com Car Club
I like fight club 
im game
im game
01-09-2003, 10:00 PM
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Re:HomeMadeTurbo.com Car Club
lol, this entire board just cracks me up
01-09-2003, 10:04 PM
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Re:HomeMadeTurbo.com Car Club
lol i do that now the only think that could change is i would have to have a sticker on my car so everyone would know i had a turbo... lol
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01-09-2003, 10:10 PM
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Re:HomeMadeTurbo.com Car Club
Hahaha.. I should take pics of my project for Jeff.
He might be interested in my white EF9 "street sleeper", you know, "street sleeper" with a carbon fiber hood, and 5 Zigen muffler hanging off the opposite side of my car than store muffer placement.
(Duh, who would run pipe BACK across to the drivers side.. not very efficient) That's how we tell "ricers" around here. Check thier mufflers. No stickers, no lights. Decently sized wheels and tires.. All part of the game in Kansas City.
It's those "daily driver" looking imports you have to be careful about around here.. They're some quick ones!!
He might be interested in my white EF9 "street sleeper", you know, "street sleeper" with a carbon fiber hood, and 5 Zigen muffler hanging off the opposite side of my car than store muffer placement.
(Duh, who would run pipe BACK across to the drivers side.. not very efficient) That's how we tell "ricers" around here. Check thier mufflers. No stickers, no lights. Decently sized wheels and tires.. All part of the game in Kansas City.
It's those "daily driver" looking imports you have to be careful about around here.. They're some quick ones!!
01-09-2003, 10:20 PM
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Re:HomeMadeTurbo.com Car Club
hahaha i have my muffler on the passenger side too and not going across!!!!!
HF manifold coming soon from random strike =)
saving up for 14b with oil lines
and gonna find me a cheap way for FMU =)
TORONTO!!! REPRESENTING!!!! WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA =)
HF manifold coming soon from random strike =)
saving up for 14b with oil lines
and gonna find me a cheap way for FMU =)
TORONTO!!! REPRESENTING!!!! WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA =)
01-09-2003, 11:57 PM
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Re:HomeMadeTurbo.com Car Club
Originally Posted by Jon Black
Jeff
Of course members would all be required to have home-made turbos on their cars so they could make a quick get away after regulating. Bow down rice-foolz...
The Charter should state that all applicants without turbos shall be on probation until they actually get a turbo installed. They must also wear a "Poser" t-shirt while on probation.
You could sell banner ads on the site to generate revenue to pay the cops off. Anyway, they hate the rice ----, too. You know they secretly want to bust the guy with neon underbody tubes.
Anybody else got any ideas?
Jon Black
Of course members would all be required to have home-made turbos on their cars so they could make a quick get away after regulating. Bow down rice-foolz...
The Charter should state that all applicants without turbos shall be on probation until they actually get a turbo installed. They must also wear a "Poser" t-shirt while on probation.
You could sell banner ads on the site to generate revenue to pay the cops off. Anyway, they hate the rice ----, too. You know they secretly want to bust the guy with neon underbody tubes.
Anybody else got any ideas?
Jon Black
01-10-2003, 01:29 AM
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Re:HomeMadeTurbo.com Car Club
I think hmt gangs would be a bad idea
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