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We just had a new addition to the family a few months ago, and I asked for a month off of vacation from work to stay home with my kids. So beeing how i have a 2 year old who loves pizza, and a whole bunch of time on my hands, I decided to make him his favorite food. So ---- little ceaser's, domino's, pizza slut, and PAPA Johns for making me wait 30-60 minutes for a pizza. Home Made Pizza FTW!

Your going to start off with a crust, Arabic bread cut to the round shape of a dish (for thin crust) or Greca Pita bread will do ---- boboli!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...----/crust.jpg

Next your going to need pizza sauce, Prego is the ---- (---- RAgu, it taste like ketchup) you can make your own, but that takes to long.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...----/sauce.jpg

Place the crust on a sheet of foil, or a nonstick baking pan, Then pour some sauce on the crust, pour in the middle and with a round spoon just work it around, pour as much as you like.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...----/saucy.jpg

Your going to need cheese. You can buy cheese already grated or you can do it yourself(its cheaper) I use Cheddar, Monterey Jack, and Mozzarella.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...--/cheeses.jpg

I start off with sprinkling some cheddar on the bottom (cheddar is very oily so it will taste better next to the sauce)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...--/cheddar.jpg

Then i take some Monterey Jack and sprinkle that on (its about 50/50 with the cheddar and monterey jack)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ntereyjack.jpg

Then Finally I use the Mozarella (its very gooi, and keeps everything together) Make sure you cover everything with this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...mozzarella.jpg

Then comes the toppings. You can use anything you want, ham, bacon, mushrooms, bell peppers, onions, whatever, my son just likes pepperoni, cant go wrong with that.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3.../pepperoni.jpg

Place the toppings to your liking, make a smileyface, your initials, HMT whatever you want. Then your ready to bake.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...eadytobake.jpg

Place the rack to the second topmost position, you dont want to burn your crust. Preheat to 325-350 degrees
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...heatedoven.jpg

PLace pizza in oven, using a a cutting board so you dont drop everything on the floor
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...wandsteady.jpg

Leave in there for about 10-15 minutes, just keep checking on it so you dont burn it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...mostdone-1.jpg

When your all done you should get something that looks like this. Sprinkle some parmesian cheese, crushed peppers, or hotsauce, whatever floats your boat and enjoy.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...--/HMPizza.jpg

all in all I figure each pizza should cost between 1-2$ to make depending on the toppings, there perfect for the kids, watching the game on tv, entertaining guests, or the late night munchies at 3am after you blazed it and you realize your to fucked up to drive and everything is closed anyways.

questions, comments? id like to hear.

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------- now you made me hungry

but good work O0

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damn im ripped let me get a slice

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looks tasty!!

My mom use to make us pizza when we were young. She would use English muffins

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Thiggy, your avatar is always entertaining.

That pizza looks damn good. ---- $5 "cheap" tombstones from walmart, hmpizza wooohoo

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Nice, its been a while since I've made pizza. If you wanna take it to the next level, get some mozzarella string cheese, peel it to desired thickness and roll the outside of the crust over it to make your own cheesy crust.

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Damn you I'm starvin at work!

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Havent eaten a meal in probably 40 hours

Did I mention your an ass?

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thats what alot of coke will do to you ;)

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damn... i just made me one... it was delish... toped it with BBQ chicken from last nights leftovers.

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I chopped up some leftover zaxby's tenders before and put them on my pizza, mm mm good.

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Damn Albert, that pizza looks GOOOOOOD. I gotta make one of these.

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Damn that looks good. I hate you.

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Bagel pizzas are the devil.

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HMT pizza FTW 8)
Dam she looks good , this thread sux :P

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---- the grease, better drain it first.

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One slice, $5 shipped to my door. Whats your paypal? Please pack in tinfoil

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looks delicioso ( back packs voice from Dora the Explora )

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I love those.

Try this sometime too, old favorite of mine. Ritz crackers, fill up a tray with em, throw some pizza sauce on it, some mozorella and make a 1/2 slice of roni' per ritz, throw it in ze oven @ ~350º let em chill for a few minutes and wahlah! Good ----. Or throw em in the microwave for like 1:25, let the cheese melt into the cracker. Mmm :6

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---- that. thats not home made pizza ill show you ------s what home made pizza is tomorrow

home made dough

flour
yeast
salt
olive oil
garlic

food processor



home made sauce

tomato paste
canned tomatoes
oregano (dried or fresh)
thyme
garlic
seasoned salt
fresh mint

hit it in the blender everything

add some olive oil.. then a quick stir

if u cant toss dough just make it easier and use a roller and a tray and make a square pizza

fold over the crust and stuff it with cheeeeeeeese

pour sauce over it

pour mozarella cheese over it

cut up some hot dogs for the money shot

oven till however the ---- you like it :6



if im in a hurry i make pizza pockets which are also sex

also the pizza dough makes a great corn dog

or make a pizza corn dog pocket :6

top it off with a minty fresh ice cold cup of homemade lemonade.. dude your in heaven :6

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Good idea on the blender Buk.

I'll have to try that next time I make pasta sauce.

Thanks.

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Albert you need to atleast have something homemade in that pizza! The crust is pretty easy and alot better then premade stuff. Plus you need some oregano on that bitch and tomato sauce on that sucka....not speghetti sauce. Ehhh but whatever works and it all gets eatten in the long run. Oh and a baking stone is god when making pizzas. Pick up one of those fuckers and let it preheat for awhile and then toss the pizza on that and say goodbye to soggy limp dick crust and hello to nice gangstalicious fresh starched dickies stand up by themselves blood popping crip style crispy crust. O0

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mmhmm :6

ME 2

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^He speaks the truth. I never even heard of the fuckers until one of my old roommates busted one out. Makes a world of difference.

Can't help but come back to this thread and watch the pizza. Damn I'm hungry.

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I'll show you how this fucker's done on my Big Green Egg. I love pizza.

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Clean your oven man. That ---- effects the taste

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no it MAKES the taste ;) :P


That ---- dope... Albert make some the SoCal crew ;D

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https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...heatedoven.jpg

that mess on the floor of the oven was from the first attempt at this... i put too much sauce, and too much cheese and to close to the burner that it made the sauce boil, and the cheese puffed up and dripped over, i wasnt using the foil, so it landed on the metal plate, and burned the ---- out of it, had to open the doors and windows, i just scraped most of it off with a spatula, then tried it again with the foil. it came out better.

I have since then cleaned the oven... i dont know ---- about cleaning ovens, ------- oven cleaner smells like ass.

my next project is BBQ ribs with home made BBQ sauce.

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instead of the red sauce use white sauce!!!!!!!! it called heavy whipping cream we use it at the pizza place i work at called THE ROCK. best pizza you will ever have!!!!!!!!

http://www.darigold.com/images/produ...tos/340238.gif

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How much for a hot pizza shipped to 28806?

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----, you should see ours.

I was preheating the oven to cook some frozen pizza. Went to check on the oven, noticed the cloud of smoke, saw the orange glow in the oven. Didn't know the roommate (damnit doug) put a bunch of cooking ---- in there. Plastic melted all over the inside of the oven and caught fire! That was months ago.

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lol i cant guarantee the hotness but a large pizza go's for 22.99 at THE ROCK.

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best way to clean an oven?

turn that bich all the way up toss some water onto the nasty and and watch it boil away O0

make sure all your windows are open :P

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That looks great. Unfortunately for whatever reason my three year old hates (good) pizza, and likes the shitty ones in the boxes. Like TV dinner style. The kid is ------- smart too. But I guess he just likes the fake ching chong meow ----.. Just like daddy.

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Strangely enough, that's almost exactly how we make a pizza at pizza hut.

It's not rocket science by any means.

And lmfao at the dude who caught his oven on fire, and buk's dumbass idea on how to clean an oven.

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buk's got the right idea making your own sauce. ---- anything in a can. I'm in chicago so I'm spoiled when it comes to pizza. we dont even think about going to places like pizza hut, dominos, etc.

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you make pizza look as good as your downpipes 8)

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lol yeah that mexican pizza got me hungry

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I actually just made some pizza..
https://hometown.aol.com/dwmcintosh2/images/pizza.jpg