HMT Recipe: Panty-Dropper Stovetop Steak
 

It's getting cold so I'm not using the grill. I might have done a steak thing already here but I'm bored.

Get some baking potatos and stab them with a fork. Cover with olive oil and a bunch of salt. Stick them in a 380 degree oven. Set the timer for 1hr 15min. (no pic, you figure it out)

Make a steak rub. I use salt, pepper, paprika, garlic powder. Mix it up and put it all up on your steaks. Let your steaks come up to room temperature

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When the potatoes have about 20 minutes to go, put a frying pan on medium-high heat, put a bunch of olive oil up on that bitch

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Put the steaks in the pan. Make sure the bottoms have oil all over them. Move 'em around once in a while to keep the bottom oiled. You're not frying the thing but don't let them dry out too much. I have no idea why this image is sideways..WTF

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Flip when the bottom looks completely and utterly delicious.

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I want to have sex with it

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Once that ---- is all nice on the bottom and the top, you can sear the sides if you like too. Then stick them in a cooking vessel. Im using a pound cake tin...or some ----. Put any remaining olive oil in there...well a tbsp or so.

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The oven is still hot from the potatos. Cook the steaks to your liking. I left them in there for about 6-7 minutes or so for medium-medium-rare.

Once the steaks are done, let them rest with some butter on 'em
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When you plate the steaks, pour all of the juice and butter from your cooking vessel onto said steaks of goodness.

Once everything is done, put stuff on the potatos. A shitload of salt, some peppa, ass-ton of butter, sour cream and a touch of bacon.

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or a lot of bacon

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Watch the panties fly.

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id let you ---- me for that :o

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$6 fag

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medium/medium-rare my ass


that fucker is still moo'ing

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Holsquirt or the steak?

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No that's medium-rare/rare, not bad. I think it's cooked perfectly.

THANKS FOR MAKING ME HUNGRY BITCH

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i like it pink and juicy, not bloody

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Cooked perfect for non bbq.

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that ---- looks DANK.lol my crackerass is robbing the publix tomarrow .that ---- looks really ------ good man. ^-^

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Nice av asshat

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i know right. i figure i would have that instead of a DUDE O0.

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hahaha yeah they look like they could have used a minute or two more

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Damn you're a ------- moron, your avatar is a DUDE ::)

Go drink some bleach

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and draino

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Steak is best still juicy. The rarer the better. Just brown the top and bottom and get the middle warm enough to kill ecoli or whatever comes in raw meat that can kill you.

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LOOKS GOOD!!! perfect write up for in house steak cooking.. potato is tits also

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ninja, that ---- is MEDIUM.... if there aint no warm pink center its not medium-rare.

believe me....i do this ---- like this for 10 hrs a day

and ---- you for eating well done steak, you should be casterated.


slos13:

btw, hot women eat salad not steak. they eat the salad, you eat the steak.

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imo the only meat that tastes good fried in olive oil is salmon steaks

anything else is just fucked up

olive oil gets a HEAVY nasty taste that can only be over powered by the basil/rosemary that you toss in with the salmon when you sautee it

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+1 meat should be seared in a flavorless oil

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well since you do this 10 hrs a day, please let me know where you work, because according to all things i have seen, that ----------er is rare. there is absolutely nothing that says its remotely close to being medium....

hell, according to this chart, its not even rare...


http://www.hilltopsteaks.com/images/degrees.jpg

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That steak is medium, boss. It has absolutely no raw pink core left. It was probably 140-145ish if you temped it when it came out of the oven. That's perfect.

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now THIS is rare according to the chart

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Re: HMT Recipe: Panty-Dropper Stovetop Steak
 

nice ------- job you dickhead.

wonder how many people saw that at work today other than myself.

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either your display settings on your monitor are fucked up, or you're just a ------- tard. according to your chart that ---- is medium.

and btw, i work for The Patina Group. very high end food if you know anything about restaurants. look it up patinarestaurantgroup.com

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Id say its medium- Mrare, and i serve steaks all day long. Medium is still pink and juicy, but not bloody and has a slightly warm center. Medium rare is very juicy, more pink and has a cooler center. That steak is cooked, but still pink.

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you're an idiot

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Meduim well is how I cook my steaks, I don't like a pink center in my beef.

25 years in food industry, I know about food dnagers from undercook meat. Nothing like recalling 400,000 pounds of product.

Steak ONLY gets cooked on a grill, even when it is cold out. Sear one both sides then move away for indirect cooking. I've only ever ruined ONE steak, a Filet Migon that was to be cooked well down. 2" thick, you know how hard that is????

I hadn't been told to butterfly the steak.......so it cam back........as I was cooking the other I ate the one I dried out. Haven't had a filet since then. I prefer top round or london broil cuts.

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Thats gotta take like 30 friggin minutes to cook right.

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im pretty sure my settings are just fine


according to the chart i posted, rare is 75% stilll pink, and sir, that steak is at least 75% still pink

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::)


yea, i really care what you have to say.


your still a bitch for ruining a perfectly good thread with some stupid ------- picture

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That looks awesome! :y


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how does anyone think that this is not medium?
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look at this pic and compare it to the one above, they both look the same.
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good looking food man. that potato is badass

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Yeah if you cant match teh damn pictures together then your a tard cake. that ---- is so medium it aint funny.

I like em a bit more bloody than that, i wanna little bit of Moo left in it

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If it were mine I wouldn't have stuck it in the oven.

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you can't even read your own ------- chart.

it says 75% RED. RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED. you may be good at boosting cars, but you're completely retarded when it comes to delicious food.

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Pink and meat don't go together.

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pink tacos
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