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buk9tp 02-24-2006 08:41 PM

Re: Hmm... ill buy the car, but sure as hell pass on the girl
 

this is how it went down



owner of that car says to his friend:
haha man you should have seen it. we got this retarded hooker to pose on my car for 500 bucks! it was awesome! the retard fell for it too! haha!

owner of the cars friend:
wait so you gave her 500 bucks to pose infront of your car like that? and you didnt even ---- her?

owner of car:
haha man yeah that was ------- awesome.. and she was so ------- happy!

friend:

dude you could have gotten her to pose for 5 bucks.. and she would have prolly thrown in a free blowjob..

owner of car:
:(

friend:
dumbass ::)

Dr.Boost 02-24-2006 08:52 PM

Re: Hmm... ill buy the car, but sure as hell pass on the girl
 

Originally Posted by buk9tp
this is how it went down



owner of that car says to his friend:
haha man you should have seen it. we got this retarded hooker to pose on my car for 500 bucks! it was awesome! the retard fell for it too! haha!

owner of the cars friend:
wait so you gave her 500 bucks to pose infront of your car like that? and you didnt even ---- her?

owner of car:
haha man yeah that was ------- awesome.. and she was so ------- happy!

friend:

dude you could have gotten her to pose for 5 bucks.. and she would have prolly thrown in a free blowjob..

owner of car:
:(

friend:
dumbass ::)

For the amount of time you probably spent on that, it probably sucks that it wasn't even funny. :-\
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87na_rx7 02-24-2006 09:05 PM

Re: Hmm... ill buy the car, but sure as hell pass on the girl
 

Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
For the amount of time you probably spent on that, it probably sucks that it wasn't even funny. :-\

replace "owner" with "buk9tp" and it makes more sense

excivic93 02-24-2006 09:18 PM

Re: Hmm... ill buy the car, but sure as hell pass on the girl
 
---- that car...the lady prolly had herpes......iunno i wouldnt sit in it

Cray91 02-25-2006 12:36 AM

Re: Hmm... ill buy the car, but sure as hell pass on the girl
 
It looks like she is trying to push the car.

buk9tp 02-25-2006 12:41 AM

Re: Hmm... ill buy the car, but sure as hell pass on the girl
 

Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
For the amount of time you probably spent on that, it probably sucks that it wasn't even funny. :-\

well it was alot funnier in my head. and thats all that matters to me :P

topspeed 02-25-2006 12:57 AM

Re: Hmm... ill buy the car, but sure as hell pass on the girl
 

Originally Posted by buk9tp
this is how it went down



owner of that car says to his friend:
haha man you should have seen it. we got this retarded hooker to pose on my car for 500 bucks! it was awesome! the retard fell for it too! haha!

owner of the cars friend:
wait so you gave her 500 bucks to pose infront of your car like that? and you didnt even ---- her?

owner of car:
haha man yeah that was ------- awesome.. and she was so ------- happy!

friend:

dude you could have gotten her to pose for 5 bucks.. and she would have prolly thrown in a free blowjob..

owner of car:
:(

friend:
dumbass ::)

lol

mechsoldier 02-25-2006 08:05 AM

Re: Hmm... ill buy the car, but sure as hell pass on the girl
 
"Hey mom, could you pose in front of my car for me" :l

B16CRXT 02-25-2006 10:28 AM

Re: Hmm... ill buy the car, but sure as hell pass on the girl
 
------ nasty. :-X

fourthgenhatch 02-25-2006 10:33 AM

Re: Hmm... ill buy the car, but sure as hell pass on the girl
 
maybe he told her to hold on as tight as she kid and he was about to go speeding away


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