Hit a dog the other day. (NOW NS4W) ; )
 

Just like the title says, God damn it! I was on my way to work friday about 4 in the morning. I was on the highway doing bout 75 maybe 80 and take my eyes off the road for a sec to change the radio station. As soon as I look up I see a big white, gray, and black blur about 10 feet to the right front of the car. Before I could react, POOOWWW! My front bumper owned his hairy ass. I hit him hard enogh to push me in to the next lane. Thank god nobody else was around. As soon as I got a chance I pulled into a gas station to gather myself and check the damage. I was surprised not much happend for as fast as I was going. Im guessing if I hit the fucker head on Ild have puppy teeth in my intercooler. All that really happend was sum hairline cracks on my CF Lip, missing paint, and the bumper got knocked off. I had sum zip ties in the car so i fixed the bitch up right there. Im still pissed off at the fact that he fucked my car up. That was the first dog I hit. That makes: 1 dog, 1 bunny, 2 squirls, and bout 4 birds on my hit list. >:D I went back later that day to see if I could find him and if he was alive I had a steel bar in the trunk to help him "sleep". Its prolly better I didnt find him. For awhile I started thinking it might have been a bum or sumtin like that but nothing on the news so Im safe. Anyways, If anyone else has any stories like this they wanna share, post em up bishes.

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Re: Hit a dog the other day.
 

Lol that sucks dude i almost hit a ------- cat the other night but i slowed down enough for it to get out of the way in time ;)

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coward... around here we swirve to hit the animals

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I know rite, unless its like a great dane, or a cow. If im in the truck, ill hit anything under 40. other than a cow. I saw a friend of mine hit a great dane in his ef si. needless to say, he got to work the whole car was covered in blood. the dogs head got choped off and rolled over the windshield and over the roof... fucked his whole front end.

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to bad it didn't do more damage ricer. Why wouldn't you stop to see if the dog was ok. You probably made some 6year old happy cause you killed the family dog. Good thing it didn't crack your mAd TytE jDm y0 projectors.

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i dont see why spoon fed keeps trying to talk ---- to people, do we need to post the picture of his ex gf in every thread and own him? :1

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HANH

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OH MAN U HIT THAT? WTF were u thinkin. u best had been drunk lol.

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Thats comedy right there :y

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maybe if my eyes were as slanted as scott's i would have

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Ooo, burn.

Weirdest thing I ever hit was an owl, it looked like he was trying to take a nap in the middle of the road or something ??? but I came up on him about 50 mph, he jumped up and tried flying away and i nailed him right with the top of my windshield, cracked it.

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was he "taking a nap" with a mouse in his talons?? hahaha maybe he was just eating LOL

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atleast i can see and im not blind. ---- you fucked the wicked witch of the north, canuk. do we need to post her up again?

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ill post it up cause i have nothing better to do

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you are retarded. why do you think i fucked her. maybe too much chicken flied lice ^-^ made you disorrientated and confused me with someone else.

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are you talking to me or scottsi someone said to post her up so i did nukka

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scott, i dont' knwo you.

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^ lol :P

I'm not really sure wtf he was doing, he was on his side facing me, then he hopped up and his eyes got huge, he tried taking off, i tried breaking, didnt work. cracked windshield and he got flung into the field :l

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Actually there're mAd SwEeT jDm HalO PrOjEcTors! ;) Douche ::). I like the way they look, thats why I bought em you fucker. As far as your X, I'ld still pee on her wicked milk saucer pierced nipples. Me luv pierced nips :y

Re: Hit a dog the other day. (NOW NS4W) ; )
 

as sad as that is, its kinda funny bc i can picture an owl getting flung throught the air in a football spiral.

hooooooooooooooo smash

Re: Hit a dog the other day. (NOW NS4W) ; )
 

1) she's not my ex
2) i don't mind projectors, just don't like the lip

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coulda made it better but im lazy

mspaint

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try and photoshop her hot

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for real...god she ugly :X

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look at the arm flab abd it looks like she has black arms in that picture.

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the technical term for "that arm flab" is teacher arm. yuk. :P

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So you wanted to kill the dog because it ran in front of your car while you were speeding down the road at 70-80? Most people would check to see if the dogs ok.... good job killing/maiming some poor kids pet. Then you thought it could have been a bum and still didnt check?? You should try being more careless... I hope the next animal you hit whilst speeding goes through your windshield.

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and takes your head off.

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just joking :P

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Re: Hit a dog the other day. (NOW NS4W) ; )
 

good one captain little dick, next time when you try and make a canadian quote its spelled eh

now go back to your rice and chicken balls

Re: Hit a dog the other day. (NOW NS4W) ; )
 

The speed limit was 75 dick hole. ;) Apperently Im not most people. Keep in mind its 4 in the morn and I dont have a flash light. Give me your number so I can call you up next time I hit a helpless animal and we can go look for it together. And how the ---- am I being careless? I guess its my fault animals walk in front of cars. call me an ------- but I put human life above animals. As far as it being a "dog", it was prolly a coyotee which are all over the fucken place down here. And I hope the next guy the rapes you gives you crabs. :8 It was a fuken accident so CHILL!

Funny but fish balls would have been funnier.

Re: Hit a dog the other day. (NOW NS4W) ; )
 

sorry, i don't knwo what half gooks eat. :-\ I knwo for next time thogh, thanks!!

Re: Hit a dog the other day. (NOW NS4W) ; )
 

Don't fret about people whining, they probably eat KFC and sleep like babies...

Anyways, going 70-80, there is no point in going back to check on the dog... only reason to go back would have been if you had a camera.

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Check it, I found scottsi's ex

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(for reference, this is where he got the crabs.)