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wake up, get ready for work, walk out to your car and ...

http://jalopnik.com/5104410/mysterio...treets?uytnmjh

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...onda-Civic.jpg

more pictures at link

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WTF? AIDS FTL.

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fag

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The police knocked at my door one night to ask me to move my car because of an accident.

There was a car at 3 ft of mine on the top.

I was living there http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=e...=18&iwloc=addr

The guy was at high speed on the street at the right, jumped over the 6ft high green thing in the middle to finish at 3ft of my car on the top :6

No pictures tho, it was 4am and no cam on me.

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dam thats suck to be them

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I can't tell if that says "HAS" or "HAD" AIDS... referring to if the guy is still alive or if that killed him.

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i cannot for the life of me understand what the ---- you are trying to say.

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nice one

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There was an accident at 3ft of my car. The car was on the top, on the roof if you preffer...

It was clear to me, how can you don't understand lol

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I'm with him, you sound like a dog with peanut butter in your mouth.

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lol

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I'm a french canadian :l

I express myself as well as I can. Still sound draft tho... :-\

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcv1d...eature=related

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frenchie's trying to say there was an accident on his street where a car rolled onto it's roof. When the car stopped it was 3 feet from hitting his car parked on the street. The police made him move it so they could clear the accident.

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You speak French?

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I did not understand until interpreted. :P

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Thanks stenseltizm. That's what I tried to say :P

I'm not good to tell story too, even in French.

My lack of english speaking don't help for sure...

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let me fix this for you:

I am a horrible story teller, even in french. back in my village they used to throw rotten vegetables at me because of it. even though i lack English i think it may of also of been my grotesque teeth and bad breath but i don't know for sure.

^-^

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LOL you can make the interpretation you want, but I don't live in a village :P

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should i of said hamlet instead?

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Wat?

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that is a nice ass windshield im jealous :1

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if you don't know an English word look it up Frenchie.

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I don't get the hamlet thing.

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a hamlet is a small village or a commune, a tiny community, or a small number of abodes with very little people.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hamlet

i asked you to look it up if you didn't know what it meant. but instead you decided to be stupid frenchi that needed baby steps.

look i even drew it for you. mad MsPaint skills too with a shaky mouse.

Attachment 11961

I wrote it down, sent ya a link. i even drew you a picture.

do you get now?

Or is the English language utterly insufficient - insofar as the mechanisms, or words we have,
Do we have to decipher or change the standard meaning of symbols in that express concepts for you to understand?

To something that which does not define its referents?

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I searched for hamlet, but the only thing that comes out was Shakespear.

Don't think you'll lost me with your big sentenses. French and English have similar words, so I understood your sentense without the need of a dictionnary.

Your sentense was easier to understand than "hamlet". You lost your time :y

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Teg3Illiteracy, go to google.com and type define:hamlet. When ever you don't under-------stand type into google define:______. If you show some goddamn initiative and adaptability you will learn English and catch a whole lot less ---- around here.

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How can I know that "hamlet" is a word and not a title of a tragedy or whatever?

I search "hamlet" in google to know what it was. Only thing I see is Shakespear.

So I thought "Maybe he want to make a link between what he wrote and this "tragedy" so I said "what?" to know what he means.

------- type "define: hamlet" in google and tell me what you see.

One line about a small village and 100 other lines about tragedy. :1

So shut up. I searched, I thought he wanted to say something about Shakespear that I didn't get. I asked what it was to understand, he replied like a fucktard, then you did the same.

I always search if I don't know a word or an expression, but I didn't think it was a ------- word.

He is a little picture to help you.

https://lh4.ggpht.com/_ttHKvikk-8g/S...0/Untitled.jpg

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First result of googling Define:hamlet

Eat fecal matter if you don't know the difference between a word's definition and using a word as a topic.

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lol, his comic is... nice.

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That's what I said :

"One line about a small village and 100 other lines about tragedy."

But it in my story I typed "hamlet" directly in google. I used to do this everytime when I don't know a word and there is always a definition somewhere, but with hamlet its all about tragedy...

//Subject :P

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Like I said you google for DEFINE:hamlet to get word meanings instead of topic searches. :1

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i hope you know the word hamlet has been used as a term for small villages or community for a much greater time then it was used for as a name.

if you look up Hamnet Shakespeare. you'll read about the legends that say Billy bob name his book off his dead son. but that what you get when you have one of the greatest stories ever written in English print.

it does happens but it doesn't change the original meaning it's just more popularly used in a different manner in our current time frame.

but I'm done talking to you. your wasting my time and JD's time.

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this thread is better than the OP AIDs car.

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My comic saved this thread!

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Well your English/grammer certainly didn't.