Help with shipping
I just purchased an Asian mail order bride and I'm getting ready to ship her back to the states. I was wondering what would be the best way to ship her over. Should I use UPS or FED EX? I want to get her back quickly because the blow up doll is worn out but I don't want to spend an arm and a leg. Any help would be appreciated.
thank you -Josh |
Re: Help with shipping
toss her in a shipping containerI(with some water and crackers) takes longer but is cheap.
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Re: Help with shipping
Originally Posted by sakpase
toss her in a shipping containerI(with some water and crackers) takes longer but is cheap.
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Re: Help with shipping
Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
Also make sure to drill a couple holes.
I'm in the some little island in the south pacific right now, does anyone know how to ask for a drill in Chinese? |
Re: Help with shipping
its cheaper to get her tourist visa.
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Re: Help with shipping
Originally Posted by rudebwoy
its cheaper to get her tourist visa.
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Re: Help with shipping
ask hotrex, he knows all about shipping stuff in a timely manner
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Re: Help with shipping
ship that bitch in a salvation army barrell
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Re: Help with shipping
Originally Posted by 90boostdaccord
ask hotrex, he knows all about shipping stuff in a timely manner
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Re: Help with shipping
Tell her to start swimming now and she will make it in a month or two. Tell her you will have a nice dinner of cereal and spoiled milk ready for her, then a cold shower and a hard -------. She will be ready to go back in two days
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Re: Help with shipping
Originally Posted by 90boostdaccord
ask hotrex, he knows all about shipping stuff in a timely manner
fucker beat me to it :P |
Re: Help with shipping
Originally Posted by dohcdelsol93
I'm in the some little island in the south pacific right now, does anyone know how to ask for a drill in Chinese? jk to asians |
Re: Help with shipping
Orange Chicken
I also advice you to put here into slavery and build turbo manifolds |
Re: Help with shipping
put her in a barrel and tie a rope to the back of yopur boat, when close to the boarder give her some fresh air and a few rocks to keep her underwater, pick her out at night.
if shes dead dont close the lid and cut the roap |
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