I just purchased an Asian mail order bride and I'm getting ready to ship her back to the states. I was wondering what would be the best way to ship her over. Should I use UPS or FED EX? I want to get her back quickly because the blow up doll is worn out but I don't want to spend an arm and a leg. Any help would be appreciated.
thank you
-Josh

 

toss her in a shipping containerI(with some water and crackers) takes longer but is cheap.

 

Also make sure to drill a couple holes.

 

I'm in the some little island in the south pacific right now, does anyone know how to ask for a drill in Chinese?

 

its cheaper to get her tourist visa.

 

a visa costs money fool

 

ask hotrex, he knows all about shipping stuff in a timely manner

 

ship that bitch in a salvation army barrell

 

via dogsled

 

Tell her to start swimming now and she will make it in a month or two. Tell her you will have a nice dinner of cereal and spoiled milk ready for her, then a cold shower and a hard -------. She will be ready to go back in two days