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Man! i never thought i would get a drug test.. i haven't done anydrugs for a while now.. maybe 2 months. i have a hair test this monday. they go back three months. what can i take to help me on this one.. PLEASE HELP ME.....

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better lube up ur ass checks and bendover for buba (if on probation) sorry dude

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theres nothing you can do to clear out your hair strands... thats why they test them....your fucked

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shave your body and claim you have a genetic defect

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yea whats wrong with cutting it short?

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there nobody on this board who can help you unless they have some divine powers. I try and shave off all my hairs on my body id ont know looks like your S.O.L. :-\

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some sell special shampoo. if there is anyway to put it off, like a trip to see a dying grandmother, or an alcoholic binge, it will at least buy you some time

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try washing your hair with gasoline and light it with a match ......... or wash you hair in like bleach and burn the crap out f your hair

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From what I always heard, hair tests go WAY back, like years. I don't think there is any way around it. Nice job.....
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Are you guys serious.. i was looking online and yes there is a shampoo.. but, then again internet will sell anything working or not. ----.... I'M FUCKED..... OH ----..... what the hell am i gonna do now. Has anybody ever heard of anybody using this shampoo and passing a folicle test.

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if theres nothing that i can do, should i take some hair from someone who is drug free and tell the doctor look i have tried drugs but, i need to pass this test for a job.. " here's this hair and a few hundred bucks" do you think that will work? i'm desperate to do anything to pass this ----.

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What is this for? The thing about hair is that they can get an idea of how long ago it was that you used drugs, so it may not matter if you really have not used them for a while, it all depends on what it's for.

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Yeah but I think tha they would rather hire someone who has no drugs ever present in them thatn someone who had 2 months ago. Just cut your hair and shave your body. Say you swim. I use to swim. I hope you aren't fat.

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Shave yourself bald, seriously what can they do but look at you like you just shaved your whole body to prevent them from knowing you did drugs.

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Them hair tests are major. You might be able to get away with "my friend was smoking some and I thought it was plain tabacco so I puffed it, but it wasn't plain tabacco." Lame ass excuse, but it may work, probably not, but it might if the dude is cool enough.

I guess ask him stupid questions before the test, like "I quit smoking cigarettes a long time ago, but a few months ago I smoked one, or at least I thought it was, I got it from a friend's friend. It didn't smell like ciagrettes or taste like cigarettes, maybe it was clove cigarettes? I don't know, but would that affect my results?"

Might as well play stupid.

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Just go for the test, act natural, act REALLY offended when the test is positive, and demand a new test.
Might buy you some time to think about this:

DON'T DO DRUGS DUMBASS!!

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i hear the hair test can trace like... years. you might be fucked on this one :-\ . whats it for that they arent giving u a regular drug test? secret service or some ----? lol

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seriously, what is this for? Hair tests are expensive and most jobs will not use them, only a pisser. People might try to scare you by saying they give a hair test, but they are just pulling your chain. If this is for the military, or any government agency your fucked. There is nothing you can do. If you shave your body then they will assume that you are doing drugs and launch an investigation most likely. Like i said, it is probably just a pisser if it is a job related test. Prepare for one of those.....

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it's for a job at land rover for a finance position. it would suck if i fail it. It would be an imberasement to my parents. And they know i was already hired the only thing thats puting a hold on this is my background and drug. I'm gonna go try this shampoo.. it said money back guarantee. i guess thats my only hope.

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I would try the shampoo but like was said earlier be prepared for a piss test, sounds to me like they are saying hair test so you will forget about cleaning out your system and ------- with your hair then BAM they pop you the old piss in a bottle routine :-\

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I'll watch out for that. thanks

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Well #1 plan on getting your $ back as i highly doubt that ---- is going to work, Your best bet would be to shave your head, but i have no idea if this will help. #2 dont try and bribe the doc, hes not gonna take a chance of losing his job of 60k for 100$. So good luck man

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"Hello sir, I'm here for my hair test."
"Oh,...I see you shaved your head."
"Yes sir! I'm smart! *grin*"
"Oh, I see. Well...then drop your pants. I'm pulling one out of your butt-crack."