HAY guys i'm new!!
11-03-2007, 03:14 AM
#31
3.0 BAR
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 5,322
Re: HAY guys i'm new!!
Originally Posted by slo_crx1
Any Dodge/Chrysler product is pretty unreliable, even the newer one's IMHO. As far as Honda electronics goes, aside from coil/dizzy issues the electrical part is fine. 9 times out of 10 if there is any electrical/electronic issue with them it's from user stupidity and not the equipment. I've said it before, I'll reiterate it again...Honda's are great for daily driven status/commuter status in stock form, but once you start pushing and modifying them they don't last.
I didn't say he could have a modded honda that's more reliable, I was speaking of stock form.
Irregardless, the plymouth breeze was not the best choice.
11-03-2007, 06:32 AM
#32
0.0 BAR
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 0
Re: HAY guys i'm new!!
Originally Posted by wafflesincars
---- yo link *****,
Do you honestly believe that anyone of value on this site gives two ***** about the join date?
---- no.
The determining factor of how well HMT fits you is whether or not you are capable enough to decipher what it is you want from the mass of information that is here, and if you aren't capable you better be goddamn sure you don't come off as a ******** noob fagboy who is FAKING THE MOFUCKIN FUNK, lest you value how something as rare as a functioning (despite how dysfunctional) online community that is virtually NO B/S feels about you what you have to say and who you are.
The truth is nobody cares in the first place, you have to prove yourself, proving that you have the means to become a reliable source or torchbearer for automotive information, thusly proving that you are not a moron, but if you happen to be one then by god you better have a fuckload of **** to make up for it.
You seem to bring nothing of the sort to the table, devoid of intellect, devoid of carnal distraction.
You sir, are fakin' the Mo-------' Funk.
and I repeat GTFO
Do you honestly believe that anyone of value on this site gives two ***** about the join date?
---- no.
The determining factor of how well HMT fits you is whether or not you are capable enough to decipher what it is you want from the mass of information that is here, and if you aren't capable you better be goddamn sure you don't come off as a ******** noob fagboy who is FAKING THE MOFUCKIN FUNK, lest you value how something as rare as a functioning (despite how dysfunctional) online community that is virtually NO B/S feels about you what you have to say and who you are.
The truth is nobody cares in the first place, you have to prove yourself, proving that you have the means to become a reliable source or torchbearer for automotive information, thusly proving that you are not a moron, but if you happen to be one then by god you better have a fuckload of **** to make up for it.
You seem to bring nothing of the sort to the table, devoid of intellect, devoid of carnal distraction.
You sir, are fakin' the Mo-------' Funk.
and I repeat GTFO
I have no information other than **** and funny ---- found on the internet. I am a noob to turbo's and am here to Learn. Thus occasional posting in the GD and reading the fab, and fi sections of HMT are where I spend my time.
Read, Learn, and post comings and goings from time to time along with alot of ****.
The car scene in my town consists of fellow HMT members and people who keep to themselves,( because the car "club" intown has a whole fuckload of people with serious mental retardations that think turbo's are the devil, NA is the best while the fastest car in the club is actually a stock SVT Lightning) I got a permaban for flaming this MOD's ricer piece of ---- tiberon and showing everyone how he fails at life and should die in an explosion and posting a little bit of ----- in the offtopic section of the site.
Thus when a person posts for the first time and says I have been reading for X amount of time and brings nothing at all to better the GD section of HMT he deserves to get flamed. Am I not correct? Or what has HMT come to when a shitty noob cannot be flamed?
11-03-2007, 06:51 AM
#33
3.0 BAR
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 1,605
Re: HAY guys i'm new!!
GO ------- DIE or something you sound legit and all but you your off to the worst start than I did. Oh wait than what I'm currently going though.. WHO CARS I"M DRUNK AND JUST REBUILT three H and F series trans over three days and made $1100 for my fully built Gearspeedinc.com Type 3 trans that I'm saving up for.
Widebody built SUCKAS
Widebody built SUCKAS
05-26-2008, 09:56 AM
#35
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: NE-PA
Posts: 4,666
Re: HAY guys i'm new!!
You must be really bored to bump up this waste of space :P
05-26-2008, 12:13 PM
#36
1.5 BAR
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 909
Re: HAY guys i'm new!!
who the ---- would bring this back?
05-26-2008, 01:09 PM
#37
3.0 BAR
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 1,625
Re: HAY guys i'm new!!
i vote that waffles should have his post count reset to zero, so he can go back to being the noob he is. and becuase he's been trying to sell us ---- knives.
waffles, you are a noob, and will always be a noob. to STFU and go knock on some more doors.
waffles, you are a noob, and will always be a noob. to STFU and go knock on some more doors.
05-26-2008, 02:07 PM
#38
3.0 BAR
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 1,618
Re: HAY guys i'm new!!
hahahah, he called you a noob.
seriously though dickwad OP for this thread, read.
seriously though dickwad OP for this thread, read.
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
You only have one shot at impressing anyone here, don't ---- it up. Follow these instructions carefully:
1) Make an intro aka n00b post. It should consist of:
- Basic info about yourself. If this info exceeds 20 words, start over. You are not that interesting. If you disagree you'd best have ****, -----, and a webcam to convince us.
- Pictures of your car. Include a little information about your ride. Do not tell us about stereos, tuenar rimz, aftermarket plug wires or MSD ignition systems that don't do anything, bodykits, or how you painted the car a neon color so you could get assrammed by gay men. Under no circumstances use the term "JDM." None of these things matter, to us or anyone who has a fast car.
- Post ****. **** should comprise at least 50% of your n00b post. If you think you have failled in any of the above criteria, or you understand exactly how worthless you are to the average HMTer, then you can save your skin by posting more ****.
- Fresh **** content is a must. We have all seen Raven Reilly. **** you have made yourself is guaranteed to be fresh. Drag home strange girls every week and make them get freaky for the camera. Getting random women to pose naked or in underwear with "HMT" written on them in Magic Marker is a sure fire way to let people know you're serious about turbochargers. Is your mom a MILF, or your sister hot?
- In fact, don't ever stop posting ****. Start a "{your name here}'s **** Thread" thread in the ****/Fab forum and update it every so often.
2) Use the search function before you ask any questions. Caveats and rules of thumb for making threads:
- If you've searched, and have the slightest suspicion that your question is less than worthy, posting **** along with the question can save you.
- Make sure you title the post "NSFW" when you post ****. Pissing off an admin who's surfing HMT at work is a good way to undo any good will you've done by posting the ****.
3) Some people are going to be rude to you for your first year, and/or first few hundred posts. This is normal. Advice on how to deal with this:
- Do not lose your temper; while it is acceptable to be rude back, no one wants to listen to emo whiny-whiny bullshit.
- You are encouraged to not be rude back unless you can do a very good job with it.
- We like to see major ownage; e-stalking of myspace or photobucket accounts leaning to derogatory photoshopping/mspainting of HMTers or their loved ones, and for god's sake keep it fresh - no one wants to hear a plain jane "---- you!," you are performing for an audience so you better have some damn good lines.
4) After your first year and/or first few hundred posts, you find that a large number of people are still rude to you. You find that this does not bother you in the slightest, and in fact you like it a lot.
Welcome home, brother!
1) Make an intro aka n00b post. It should consist of:
- Basic info about yourself. If this info exceeds 20 words, start over. You are not that interesting. If you disagree you'd best have ****, -----, and a webcam to convince us.
- Pictures of your car. Include a little information about your ride. Do not tell us about stereos, tuenar rimz, aftermarket plug wires or MSD ignition systems that don't do anything, bodykits, or how you painted the car a neon color so you could get assrammed by gay men. Under no circumstances use the term "JDM." None of these things matter, to us or anyone who has a fast car.
- Post ****. **** should comprise at least 50% of your n00b post. If you think you have failled in any of the above criteria, or you understand exactly how worthless you are to the average HMTer, then you can save your skin by posting more ****.
- Fresh **** content is a must. We have all seen Raven Reilly. **** you have made yourself is guaranteed to be fresh. Drag home strange girls every week and make them get freaky for the camera. Getting random women to pose naked or in underwear with "HMT" written on them in Magic Marker is a sure fire way to let people know you're serious about turbochargers. Is your mom a MILF, or your sister hot?
- In fact, don't ever stop posting ****. Start a "{your name here}'s **** Thread" thread in the ****/Fab forum and update it every so often.
2) Use the search function before you ask any questions. Caveats and rules of thumb for making threads:
- If you've searched, and have the slightest suspicion that your question is less than worthy, posting **** along with the question can save you.
- Make sure you title the post "NSFW" when you post ****. Pissing off an admin who's surfing HMT at work is a good way to undo any good will you've done by posting the ****.
3) Some people are going to be rude to you for your first year, and/or first few hundred posts. This is normal. Advice on how to deal with this:
- Do not lose your temper; while it is acceptable to be rude back, no one wants to listen to emo whiny-whiny bullshit.
- You are encouraged to not be rude back unless you can do a very good job with it.
- We like to see major ownage; e-stalking of myspace or photobucket accounts leaning to derogatory photoshopping/mspainting of HMTers or their loved ones, and for god's sake keep it fresh - no one wants to hear a plain jane "---- you!," you are performing for an audience so you better have some damn good lines.
4) After your first year and/or first few hundred posts, you find that a large number of people are still rude to you. You find that this does not bother you in the slightest, and in fact you like it a lot.
Welcome home, brother!
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