Originally Posted by Denwad

...after i get out of AIT in august next month i should be able to boost my Plymouth Breeze...

Originally Posted by imburne

http://www.surfoo.com/upload/10057/gape_05.jpg

Originally Posted by wafflesincars

IS THAT ---- BLEEDING AND LEAKING ENTRAILS?!?! WTF! :o

Originally Posted by Urban Indian

what the fawk.....

post porn noob

or forever be cockslapped with a herpes infested hotrex sandwich of love

Originally Posted by Urban Indian

what the fawk.....

post porn noob

or forever be cockslapped with a herpes infested hotrex sandwich of love

Originally Posted by joebowlr21

who the ---- are you??? :3

Originally Posted by Secondaries

That's EXACTLY what I thought when I read that post..

Then again, who the ---- am I?

Originally Posted by wafflesincars

Recognizable and familiar?

Douche bag has a terrible S/N that makes me look at all his posts funny, like an inverse uncontrollable knowledgabilities

Originally Posted by joebowlr21

who the ---- are you??? :3

Originally Posted by wafflesincars

You are faking the funk sir. Get the ---- out. :8

Originally Posted by joebowlr21

who the ---- are you??? :3

Originally Posted by Urban Indian

And it seems you joined after me.........


incase you fail at teh interweb

https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...105#msg1028105

Originally Posted by Jorsher

Why did you get a plymouth breeze? you could have found an easier-to-mod and more reliable honduh for less. Good luck noob, I never expect to see a boosted vehicle from you, or porn.

Originally Posted by slo_crx1

Easier to mod yes, reliable...no. Just take a look around the forum about all the reliability issues, that in it's self should be enough. :P

Originally Posted by wafflesincars

Yea but even when you have issues it's hardly ever mechanical, the electronics go all the time. But they are at least decade old electronics on average.

And nothing is more unreliable than a mid-80's-mid-90's Chrysler ::)

Originally Posted by RotaryGeek

ill give you that one. any kind of fast honda WILL break even with the best of the best part/people on it. its bound to happen with any older car. ---- aycar in general.

Originally Posted by slo_crx1

Any Dodge/Chrysler product is pretty unreliable, even the newer one's IMHO. As far as Honda electronics goes, aside from coil/dizzy issues the electrical part is fine. 9 times out of 10 if there is any electrical/electronic issue with them it's from user stupidity and not the equipment. I've said it before, I'll reiterate it again...Honda's are great for daily driven status/commuter status in stock form, but once you start pushing and modifying them they don't last.

Originally Posted by wafflesincars

---- yo link nigga,

Do you honestly believe that anyone of value on this site gives two shits about the join date?

---- no.

The determining factor of how well HMT fits you is whether or not you are capable enough to decipher what it is you want from the mass of information that is here, and if you aren't capable you better be goddamn sure you don't come off as a cockface noob fagboy who is FAKING THE MOFUCKIN FUNK, lest you value how something as rare as a functioning (despite how dysfunctional) online community that is virtually NO B/S feels about you what you have to say and who you are.

The truth is nobody cares in the first place, you have to prove yourself, proving that you have the means to become a reliable source or torchbearer for automotive information, thusly proving that you are not a moron, but if you happen to be one then by god you better have a fuckload of porn to make up for it.

You seem to bring nothing of the sort to the table, devoid of intellect, devoid of carnal distraction.

You sir, are fakin' the Mo-------' Funk.

and I repeat GTFO :8

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis

You only have one shot at impressing anyone here, don't ---- it up. Follow these instructions carefully:

1) Make an intro aka n00b post. It should consist of:

- Basic info about yourself. If this info exceeds 20 words, start over. You are not that interesting. If you disagree you'd best have tits, -----, and a webcam to convince us.

- Pictures of your car. Include a little information about your ride. Do not tell us about stereos, tuenar rimz, aftermarket plug wires or MSD ignition systems that don't do anything, bodykits, or how you painted the car a neon color so you could get assrammed by gay men. Under no circumstances use the term "JDM." None of these things matter, to us or anyone who has a fast car.

- Post porn. Porn should comprise at least 50% of your n00b post. If you think you have failled in any of the above criteria, or you understand exactly how worthless you are to the average HMTer, then you can save your skin by posting more porn.

- Fresh porn content is a must. We have all seen Raven Reilly. Porn you have made yourself is guaranteed to be fresh. Drag home strange girls every week and make them get freaky for the camera. Getting random women to pose naked or in underwear with "HMT" written on them in Magic Marker is a sure fire way to let people know you're serious about turbochargers. Is your mom a MILF, or your sister hot?

- In fact, don't ever stop posting porn. Start a "{your name here}'s Porn Thread" thread in the Porn/Fab forum and update it every so often.

2) Use the search function before you ask any questions. Caveats and rules of thumb for making threads:

- If you've searched, and have the slightest suspicion that your question is less than worthy, posting porn along with the question can save you.

- Make sure you title the post "NSFW" when you post porn. Pissing off an admin who's surfing HMT at work is a good way to undo any good will you've done by posting the porn.

3) Some people are going to be rude to you for your first year, and/or first few hundred posts. This is normal. Advice on how to deal with this:

- Do not lose your temper; while it is acceptable to be rude back, no one wants to listen to emo whiny-whiny bullshit.

- You are encouraged to not be rude back unless you can do a very good job with it.

- We like to see major ownage; e-stalking of myspace or photobucket accounts leaning to derogatory photoshopping/mspainting of HMTers or their loved ones, and for god's sake keep it fresh - no one wants to hear a plain jane "---- you!," you are performing for an audience so you better have some damn good lines.

4) After your first year and/or first few hundred posts, you find that a large number of people are still rude to you. You find that this does not bother you in the slightest, and in fact you like it a lot.

Welcome home, brother!