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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009 HMT!
My homies in China are already getting ready to party, so I thought I would be the first to welcome you all to the new year 2009.
"For the ox in 2009, any recent setbacks or obstacles can be overcome, so look forward to a year in which to really shine, either personally or professionally." |
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fo sho def looking forward to a fresh start this new year cause 08 straight sucked ass for me..
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08 was the best yr ever for me.
made 81k this yr got a wifey and a kid.. starting o9 off proper buying a nice lil house. |
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Originally Posted by dizzungHEEP
08 was the best yr ever for me.
made 81k this yr got a wifey and a kid.. starting o9 off proper buying a nice lil house. |
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Its starting off good!!!
because holy ---- I just laughed my ass off. my crazy ass fat ass neighbor was outside when I was smoking a cig, I went outside because I heard cats fighting and I thought one was mine so I go and look with my sons automatic plasic bb gun I got him for x-mas. I am outside in my boxers and its freezing. So this random cat is hanging from the balcony like a idiot. So she goes on the stairs to get height to get the cat and she puts her hand on the rail, not noticing the cat did diarrhea all over it!! So she starts freaking out and saying "aww ---- I cant take it!! its ------- gross!!" and she starts making puking noises and actually pukes in the front lawn of the apartment. At that point I was ------- dying of laughter. Ahh, good times. |
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Originally Posted by imburne
Its starting off good!!!
because holy ---- I just laughed my ass off. my crazy ass fat ass neighbor was outside when I was smoking a cig, I went outside because I heard cats fighting and I thought one was mine so I go and look with my sons automatic plasic bb gun I got him for x-mas. I am outside in my boxers and its freezing. So this random cat is hanging from the balcony like a idiot. So she goes on the stairs to get height to get the cat and she puts her hand on the rail, not noticing the cat did diarrhea all over it!! So she starts freaking out and saying "aww ---- I cant take it!! its ------- gross!!" and she starts making puking noises and actually pukes in the front lawn of the apartment. At that point I was ------- dying of laughter. Ahh, good times. |
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I went inside and was randomly laughing about it for 10 minutes after. It would of easily made me a million on youtube if I had it. Seriously ------- priceless. The lady is seriously ------- nuts. shes like 5'2" and 300+ pounds, and she tries to dress all sexy like someone in a size 1-4 would wear. So shes hopped up in this outfit which made it 100 times more hilarious.. Plus shes yelling at me saying "thats fucked up man!!" over and over like I planned it!! lol
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Originally Posted by imburne
I went inside and was randomly laughing about it for 10 minutes after. It would of easily made me a million on youtube if I had it. Seriously ------- priceless. The lady is seriously ------- nuts. shes like 5'2" and 300+ pounds, and she tries to dress all sexy like someone in a size 1-4 would wear. So shes hopped up in this outfit which made it 100 times more hilarious.. Plus shes yelling at me saying "thats fucked up man!!" over and over like I planned it!! lol
thats some quality ---- right there i def would have passed out from laughing..dumb bitch |
Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009 HMT!
Originally Posted by imburne
I went inside and was randomly laughing about it for 10 minutes after. It would of easily made me a million on youtube if I had it. Seriously ------- priceless. The lady is seriously ------- nuts. shes like 5'2" and 300+ pounds, and she tries to dress all sexy like someone in a size 1-4 would wear. So shes hopped up in this outfit which made it 100 times more hilarious.. Plus shes yelling at me saying "thats fucked up man!!" over and over like I planned it!! lol
Fat black lady Im assuming to boot |
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Actually no believe it or not. She sure has a loud mouth like one though!! I will go take a pic now.
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