Happy 420! HMT recipe IV: How to twist a blunt
04-20-2005, 09:56 PM
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Happy 420! HMT recipe IV: How to twist a blunt
this is for all of you that wanna celebrate big tonite. put away the daily bong and ur pipes for personals. if you smokin with homies, this is the way to go.
mah breezie crashed out on me, so i had to take the pix on my own...excuse the fucked up focus and aiming.
-As demonstrated:
1 dime sack of Pake-lolo (hawaiian for ganja)...u can use more, i'm just using half a dub cuz this is going to my head.
1 Swisher sweet, flavor of your choice (mines is strawberry)
I. Take ur bud outta the bag and lay it next to your blunt. admire the team players.
II. Start by breaking up the weed with ur fingers, the finer you break it up, the easier it is to roll. Some peepo use scissors...i dont cuz i dont always have them handy.
III. Once it's all broken up, line up ur weed evenly next to your blunt to gauge it.
IV. Take the blunt outta the wrapper and split it down the center with your thumbnails. Start at the ''lighting end" first and finish at the mouth end (big round end - tapered end). this part takes practice. you can just use a razor blade if you want, but its not guaranteed that you'll always have one handy.
V. Lay out a piece of paper or grab a bag (a wadded up piece of paper is easier to disguise...man i'm high rite now) and carefully empty out that shitty tobacco.
VI. Then you wanna seal both layers of the blunt by wetting the edges with your tongue and pressing it with your lips. do this to both sides. this step is critical. get intimate with this bitch.
this is what you should have so far, notice the dampened edges on the blunte.
VII. Next, sprinkle ur weed in from side to side as evenly as possible. after that, use ur finger to level it all out. this step ensures that you dont get any dips and ur blunt is nice and consistent from end to end.
VIII. This next step is what i like to call, 'Rockin the blunt.'
Position your fingers like so, using your middle fingers as a bottom support, ur index fingers as a frontal/top support and your thumbs as a rear support system. Try putting a pencil or pen in ur hands with this position and practice rolling the pen while keeping ur fingers in this position.
Place the blunt with the mouth end at your right hand and lighting end at your left.
Now with the blunt in place, rock the weed frontwards and backwards with your fingers staying consistently in position. this part also takes practice, but so worth it. the goal is to use the blunt to form ur pake-lolo into a cylindrical shape. the better quality (stickier) herb you got, the easier this step will be. if you got weed that has the properties of some green herb seasoning in your mom's spice rack, leave rolling ---- like that for a time when you're more confident in twistin.
backwards:
Frontwards:
Repeat till the weed is intact in a nice pencil shape.
IX. Once you're done rockin it, tuck the middle end that towards you underneath the other end, like so:
then start tucking the mouth end in first, and lick the overlapping blunt wrap portion to seal that ---- shut and press it over the underlying portion of the wrap. be firm but gentle when doing this step. Go from right to left, try not to ruin ur cylindrical shape that you just created.
close to the end:
X. Here's a step that'll help prevent a 'run.' I tuck in the end, also so that the weed doesnt fall out the front. Lick the lighting end around the end. i just place it on my tongue and twist it around till the end is moist.
First tuck inward the smoking end with your pinky nail where the two edges meet.
then proceed to go around and tuck the rest of the edges inward.
it should look sealed like this when you're done
XI. Here's the most key step in preventing a run. Take your lighter and run in along the side of the blunt that you licked to seal it. go back and forth till you think you dried up ur saliva.
XII. Take a moment to look at what you've created.
...Suddenly i felt a tap on my shoulder. WTF?!?! Its gangsta-ma!!!!
I warned her that this ---- was no joke! i dont think she's smoked chronic b4. But its hard to say NO to your elders. ----, i wanted to have this all to myself. i let her hit it once.
XIII. Make sure you light the end you tucked in.
XIV. Lastly, kick ur feet up and indulge.
when finished, throw a fried ice cream ball in the fryer...pair some chips with your boosted salsa...or grub on some fajitas. cuz you're gonna be marvin [Starvin Marvin] in no time.
this is how we did in culinary school. two put together: ''the belajitter''
Next recipe: back to food. Bananas Foster
mah breezie crashed out on me, so i had to take the pix on my own...excuse the fucked up focus and aiming.
-As demonstrated:
1 dime sack of Pake-lolo (hawaiian for ganja)...u can use more, i'm just using half a dub cuz this is going to my head.
1 Swisher sweet, flavor of your choice (mines is strawberry)
I. Take ur bud outta the bag and lay it next to your blunt. admire the team players.
II. Start by breaking up the weed with ur fingers, the finer you break it up, the easier it is to roll. Some peepo use scissors...i dont cuz i dont always have them handy.
III. Once it's all broken up, line up ur weed evenly next to your blunt to gauge it.
IV. Take the blunt outta the wrapper and split it down the center with your thumbnails. Start at the ''lighting end" first and finish at the mouth end (big round end - tapered end). this part takes practice. you can just use a razor blade if you want, but its not guaranteed that you'll always have one handy.
V. Lay out a piece of paper or grab a bag (a wadded up piece of paper is easier to disguise...man i'm high rite now) and carefully empty out that shitty tobacco.
VI. Then you wanna seal both layers of the blunt by wetting the edges with your tongue and pressing it with your lips. do this to both sides. this step is critical. get intimate with this bitch.
this is what you should have so far, notice the dampened edges on the blunte.
VII. Next, sprinkle ur weed in from side to side as evenly as possible. after that, use ur finger to level it all out. this step ensures that you dont get any dips and ur blunt is nice and consistent from end to end.
VIII. This next step is what i like to call, 'Rockin the blunt.'
Position your fingers like so, using your middle fingers as a bottom support, ur index fingers as a frontal/top support and your thumbs as a rear support system. Try putting a pencil or pen in ur hands with this position and practice rolling the pen while keeping ur fingers in this position.
Place the blunt with the mouth end at your right hand and lighting end at your left.
Now with the blunt in place, rock the weed frontwards and backwards with your fingers staying consistently in position. this part also takes practice, but so worth it. the goal is to use the blunt to form ur pake-lolo into a cylindrical shape. the better quality (stickier) herb you got, the easier this step will be. if you got weed that has the properties of some green herb seasoning in your mom's spice rack, leave rolling ---- like that for a time when you're more confident in twistin.
backwards:
Frontwards:
Repeat till the weed is intact in a nice pencil shape.
IX. Once you're done rockin it, tuck the middle end that towards you underneath the other end, like so:
then start tucking the mouth end in first, and lick the overlapping blunt wrap portion to seal that ---- shut and press it over the underlying portion of the wrap. be firm but gentle when doing this step. Go from right to left, try not to ruin ur cylindrical shape that you just created.
close to the end:
X. Here's a step that'll help prevent a 'run.' I tuck in the end, also so that the weed doesnt fall out the front. Lick the lighting end around the end. i just place it on my tongue and twist it around till the end is moist.
First tuck inward the smoking end with your pinky nail where the two edges meet.
then proceed to go around and tuck the rest of the edges inward.
it should look sealed like this when you're done
XI. Here's the most key step in preventing a run. Take your lighter and run in along the side of the blunt that you licked to seal it. go back and forth till you think you dried up ur saliva.
XII. Take a moment to look at what you've created.
...Suddenly i felt a tap on my shoulder. WTF?!?! Its gangsta-ma!!!!
I warned her that this ---- was no joke! i dont think she's smoked chronic b4. But its hard to say NO to your elders. ----, i wanted to have this all to myself. i let her hit it once.
XIII. Make sure you light the end you tucked in.
XIV. Lastly, kick ur feet up and indulge.
when finished, throw a fried ice cream ball in the fryer...pair some chips with your boosted salsa...or grub on some fajitas. cuz you're gonna be marvin [Starvin Marvin] in no time.
this is how we did in culinary school. two put together: ''the belajitter''
Next recipe: back to food. Bananas Foster
04-20-2005, 10:40 PM
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Re: Happy 420! HMT recipe IV: How to twist a blunt
Oh my god!!!! Grams is hardcore OG!!! This is the funniest thread I've ever seen! Dude when I come down to cali I wanna get my picture taken with her. I've never seen no ganja grammy before in my entire life!! 
x's infinity!!!!
x's infinity!!!!
