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here are all the e-mails we've exchanged so far, other than my first reply because I forgot to save that one:

first message he sent me:

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darkness2,

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Darkness,

enough of this trash talk. Why dont we just have a 7 on 7 game here in
Alamogordo someday and we will see who the better team is. The losing team

looses their right to talk trash, and the winning team gets bragging rights. If
you're interested, write me back

Corbett

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second:

----------er,

I understand we are on the same team and everything, but if u call me bitch, im not gonna play nice. If my team and i had any idea where winkey doodles is we would set up a date.

You actually think we are gonna be friendly with you guys if u call me a bitch and my team "lamers"? Not gonna happen.

But if you can get me directions to winket doodles, we will play. I have no doubt in my mind, that the rangers would lose that game, because i remember me and my buddies barrel tagging over half of your team during the night game at "Band, Jim Band" 2 years ago, and one of them was the general.

Corbett

my reply:
hey guess what cock gobbler, at night all kinds of dumbfucks get barell tagged, last game I played I tagged out half of the other team while my buddy tagged out the other half, it's so ------- stupid I don't even talk about it when people want to know about my mad skillz. so anyways, bitch, like I was saying before... I talked to one of the guys on my team today and he's up for ------- you 7 homos in the ass with no lube, turns out I was the one that was being a cop-out-bitch and turning down your offer to play some chin ball, your chin, of course. We'd have to play you after the high rolls game because it turns out we have social lives outside of the internet. GJoosten would be happy to give you fag-sluts directions to the field, I get lost going there myself so my directions would be of no use to you. Plus I go the fast way for me, which is by some farms, so it would be the slow way for you goat ------- tubgirls. You better play nice up in the wilderness or spiro will ---- you up, he really doesn't like it when people start trying to make their own team and shooting the fuckers on their own team. Plus I'm going to be so ------- rocked out up there I might kill you and eat your body before I realized what was going on.

PS- this is what part of the alphabet would look like if q and r were eliminated.

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what he wrote:

alright dude.

i must say, you put way too much effort into your "---- talking" emails, but, hey, whatever makes you happy. so you can keep writing me back and talking all your bullshit, thats fine i dont really care.

But i will get directions from GJoosten to WD's somehow and we can setup a game. And dude, me and my team really dont appreciate all this ---- you're sending me about us bein fags and goat-fuckers. So you can think we are gonna shoot you at scenario's but if you keep this ---- up, we'll ------ rumble.no guns or paintballs. just us beating the ---- out of you.

what I wrote:
odale puto,

It takes me no more time to talk all the ---- that I talk then it does to type anything else. I'll make sure to archive this e-mail with your threat of violence, good ------- job, I guess all that imbreeding you rednecks do really does retard your intelligence. I checked out your website. Who's cousin is that Callie girl? yours or one of your teammates? you ----------ers really are some of the funniest looking fucks around, I posted your site on a forum I've been known to frequent and they got a real kick out of it. Did you all have a team meeting and decide you don't like what I have to say, or are you the voice and mind of the whole team?

Here's what's up: if you decide to shoot my ass at high rolls it better be with a real gun and I better not get back up, because if I do you had better have kissed your mother's DSLs goodbye and told her you love her. In fact, I think the best plan of action for your bitch ass at this point is to hit up Spiro, tell him you want to be on his side, and tell George and Robert you're sorry for leaving their team, but you have more important ---- to take care off.

Lastly, how many inches do you want, and will you be there friday night, or saturday morning?

and postlastly, keep in mind the whole time you're losing sleep over this that you're the one who started this ----, so in the end the sins that result are on you. may the lord jesus christ have mercy on your soul, for there will be much blood on your hands.

YX- these are the last 2 letters of the alphabet.