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Old 04-14-2008, 11:36 PM
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EPIC WIN!!!!
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WTF, Are you on a liquid Tapatio diet?
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Pabst Blue Ribbon is the culprit of most *** juice in my life.
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probably had some food poisoning
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Old 04-15-2008, 02:40 PM
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haha.. i couldnt stop laughing in my quiet office..

I sharted once in high school... I just jumped in my car and drove home, I dont think anyone noticed.. it scarred me for a while, I was so afraid to fart.
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Originally Posted by julio_bOOstamante
So last night im sleeping and i am known for farting in bed while awake and asleep. Needless to say i think i was a little of both. So my farts at night are pretty gross ( as in loud and smelly ) and i usually let them out full blast. Well last night i did and as i did i felt some bubbling in my tummy. while i did i had to take it easy on the full power fart but didnt take it easy enough cause i felt a bit of juice. Yeah, i know... GROSS! well i wake up and check and nothing... so i must have not pushed hard enough

Fast forward to about 5 minutes ago and im walking to my car to look for my phone. I had some eggs and toast and didnt think anything of it. Well, as im walking i had to fart and i forgot about my loose stool and BAM!!!! Shart city! it ran down my leg and all kinds of ---- on my bum. So for the record this is the 4th incident where i ---- my pants. God, im 28 and i cant keep from pooping all over the place.

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Old 04-15-2008, 11:15 PM
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DAMN SON!
thanks mike, your super mod powers allowed for a hilarious poll.
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Dude, i couldn't stop laughing while reading your post.

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Old 04-16-2008, 01:06 AM
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Dude, i couldn't stop laughing while reading your post.

thats what i bring to the HMT table. raw , gritty life!
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