CivicOCD

Yeah we got married in December, it was pretty cool, my cousin went and got ordained as a minister at newlifechurch.com or something like that, we checked with the local courthouse and laws, apparently that ---- is legit in 49 of 50 states.

On about 4 hours notice we invited a few people over, her girlfriends decorated the house, exchanged some vows we pulled out off the top of our heads, said "I DO" and had our honeymoon in the bedroom down the hallway. as "neck" as it sounds we pulled it off with some class!

Anyways, i'm off to the driveway to rebuild rear disk calipers on the civic.....which brings me to a question

can one of you engineering types please explain to me a good ------- reason why some calipers are designed with the slotted piston that has to be turned to be removed or compressed? I got one that was completely seized up and I can't get over why the hell they are not just the same as the fronts.....

is there a good reason? anyone?

Hitchhikkr

Its part of the self-adjusting function of the parking brake. Its a cheap design, not a good one.

Congrats on getting married, btw if there was no shotgun present, then it wasnt redneck. You gotta have a shotgun here in the south'.

The guy that married my wife and I looked exactly like ------ Kenny Rogers. Scary.

CivicOCD

makes perfect sense now, surprised that thought didn't occur to me...


They still suck complete *****

heyseemoreh22

Who cares, you will die again for another 6 months, WHAT ABOUT PICTURES OF NEW FOUND WHIFEY? NUDE! ReNew your worthyness

Hitchhikkr

Retard. He already posted them.

heyseemoreh22

Not today, ---- changes alot after you get married, especially with fast food being the #1 concern with their $1 menues for obesity since it's cheaper to eat and has more fat contents then eating healthier/+$....."recession menues"...........It's like the 1st add I seen on the superbowl and makes perfect sence. We started to go that route because it's cheaper and more filling, yet here I am now 15pounds heavier than I was last year.

Tom-Guy

I eat whole foods, the gf eats organic. If you can't afford to feed yourself then get rid of the CRV you were told not to buy anyway (has the AC compressor gutted itself yet?) and feed your ------- family.

monster D

first rule you should have known is dont get married if you want to keep ------- on a basis me and my hoe fucked like rabbits until 6 months after i said i do and then it was like ---- i got yo *** i dont have to work to keep ya *** hahaha nah but ---- man i remeber back when people were throwing down to help your *** out , welcome back nigg

CivicOCD

I guess she makes up for it by surfing for **** on the net, and when I walk in she says "hey baby want me to help you get a nut?" at which point she'll tickle the ***** while I rub one out....this usually happens when she's ragging......

damn....

was that to much information?


----...i hate when i do that

jinxy

Seriously. I'm poor and eat well, and it never really affects my bank account. I've never understood why people extend themselves so much that they can't afford to take care of basic ---- on a decent level.