God loves me!
 

So I'm sitting in one of my classes, and I'm there early studying for my organic chem test. Random dude (Hatian maybe) walks in and goes "do you mind if I study here?" and I'm like whatever man just don't distract me.

So he sits down RIGHT next to me, and I'm like ok whatever, ignore it, and keep reading.

then he starts talking to me

"what are you studying?"
"..... chemistry..."
"Are you a tutor????"
(---- you man just cuz I'm asian w/ glasses!)
"umm...no I'm not actually"
"Would you want to tutor me?"
(in my head: not really. but whatever, get paid to review basic chem 101 doesn't sound too bad so I agree)

fast forward a few days later, I catch this wicked cold/flu so I text the guy "I'm real sick, don't think I can make it today"

he texts back "ok feel better. God loves you"

:l

i should've texted him back ALLAH AKBAR!!!

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Sounds kinda gay if you ask me!

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Just sounds like a foreigner saying something like you'd see in a nigerian scam.

Damn canadians.

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Text message him at 3am asking if he thinks the devil knows chemistry?

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If it's any condolence to you, I've never met an asian that was super bright so I wouldn't ever think that.


;)

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only thing hatians are good for is cheating off of in french class in high school

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BLAME CANADA!!!!!!

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the only asians i know cook me dinner, gamble at the casino with me, or drive slow in the fast lane.

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the only asians i ever see are the naked ones at strip clubs, or asian porn. there are no asians in Ohio.