Just go with a screwdriver cheep and easy just vodka and oj in any ratio you want.

 

Flavored vodkas can help cover some of the taste.

Go Stoli Blueberry press. That is a pretty good drink for a woman. Lay off the 7 a little though, it gets too sweet IMO.

I am a bartender, but hell, why are you asking for this ----? There 1,000 things I can think of off the top of my head that taste so little like alcohol they are just dangerous to drink IMO.

 

Hey cray, are you talking about the off the shelf stuff like mike's hard stuff and winecoolers? Thats what i will prolly end up buying for her...

 

elaborate?

 

I was talking about mixed drinks. There are also hundreds of off the shelf items. I personally hate all of the smirnoff, bacardi, mikes ect malt beverages.

What am I supposed to elaborate on? you want me to list the 1,000 drinks?

 

No, he just wants you to list 999 of them.

Here, I'll start:

1) Stoli Vanil and coke - Vanilla coke.

 

2)Stoli Blueberry press
3) morgan diet
4) smirnoff rasp twist and sunny D
5) Long Island Iced Tea and variations on that
6) Malibu pineapple
7) Colorado Bulldog
White Russian
9) amaretto sour
10) scooby snack

She is a girl and therefore small having a low tolerance more or less. Just kill the flavor of alcohol with citrus juices or something. Mix em with just an oz of liquor and she won't even taste it.

 

11) Washington Apple
12) Whatever it is that tastes like a watermelon jolly rancher... Crown, Triple Sec, and cranberry
13) Sour Apple Martini
14) Mimosa
15) B52
16) Mudslide
17) Buttery Nipple


Best of all, if you get your girl to like drinking over the course of the week, she'll be ready to step up to an Irish Carbomb for Saint Patty's Day.

 

They are delicious

 

screwdrivers all day every day. simple, but it gets it done and orange juice is mother ------ tizzite.