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sumbody75 11-25-2004 10:20 PM

GF problem
 
Anybody had a chick get mad at you cuz you looked at porn...Hypethetically speaking of course. ;)

MikeJ-2009 11-25-2004 10:22 PM

Re:GF problem
 
OMG, lock dis ----. A girl got mad at you for looking at porn? ??? Find another one, cause she's no good for you (or any of us) 8)

Spenser 11-25-2004 10:23 PM

Re:GF problem
 
I really like Angelina Jolie, like alot, the chicks really dig it tho, but porno, come on man :P

kain 11-25-2004 10:25 PM

Re:GF problem
 
i wish i had that problem.

sumbody75 11-25-2004 10:25 PM

Re:GF problem
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode
OMG, lock dis ----. A girl got mad at you for looking at porn? ??? Find another one, cause she's no good for you (or any of us) 8)

Damn straight shes no good for yo but perfect for me...She didnt get mad and flip a nut or anything...but just got reserved and quiet i dunno i feel bad now

eastern rider 11-25-2004 10:26 PM

Re:GF problem
 
donkey punch her in the back of the head and she well forget all about the porn

MikeJ-2009 11-25-2004 10:29 PM

Re:GF problem
 
Tell her, "I'm only looking at it to find good suggestions on how you can better service me, cause your mom is alot better than you."


(make sure you don't forget to tell her the last part of that) ;)

hotrex 11-25-2004 10:32 PM

Re:GF problem
 
id tell her to shut the ---- up



sumbody75 11-25-2004 10:36 PM

Re:GF problem
 

Originally Posted by hotrex

Naw see i respect her...Shes not some piece of meat

Dr.Boost 11-25-2004 10:44 PM

Re:GF problem
 

Originally Posted by sumbody75
Naw see i respect her...Shes not some piece of meat

That's where you fucked up. they're all pieces of meat. When you start thinking they aren't is when you fucked up. Now you're just another whopped ass bitch feeding off some bitches nipple. With that mentality you might as well marry the girl, sell your car, ditch your friends and learn how to cook.
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Dr.Boost 11-25-2004 10:56 PM

Re:GF problem
 
---- you. I'll eat your family.
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1992VR-4 11-25-2004 10:58 PM

Re:GF problem
 
lol... :D

sumbody75 11-25-2004 11:10 PM

Re:GF problem
 
I allready know how to cook, She loves cars, She let me put a system in her car, she hunts and fishes with me, rides 4 wheeler, and i still have friends allthough i spend most of my time at her house or at work and we are gettin married

And when you start lookin at girls as pieces of meat is when you f-up. Then you just get nasty skanks and -----s who look at you as a dick with legs. Damn am I the only one who is love. :-\

Dr.Boost 11-25-2004 11:21 PM

Re:GF problem
 

Originally Posted by sumbody75
i spend most of my time at her house or at work and we are gettin married

And when you start lookin at girls as pieces of meat is when you f-up. Then you just get nasty skanks and -----s who look at you as a dick with legs. Damn am I the only one who is love. :-\


Yes, just kill yourself. You have forgotten that you are a man and you now think like you have a vagina. You are a lost cause and you shouldn't even have posted this because it's only making you look bad. My GF is not a skank or a -----, just a piece of meat that I enjoy playing with. :-*
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MikeJ-2009 11-25-2004 11:24 PM

Re:GF problem
 

Originally Posted by sumbody75
She loves cars, She let me put a system in her car,


ROFL hahaha :D

FooK 11-25-2004 11:26 PM

Re:GF problem
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode

Originally Posted by sumbody75
She loves cars, She let me put a system in her car,


ROFL hahaha :D

- FooK

robs99si 11-25-2004 11:28 PM

Re:GF problem
 

Originally Posted by sumbody75
Anybody had a chick get mad at you cuz you looked at porn...Hypethetically speaking of course. ;)

mine saw me looking at porn. it was my fault cause she was sitting in the couch right behind me and i wanted to take a glimpse cause the chick was bioling hot. just tell her you'll never do it again and the faster you make up with her the better. don't ever let her walk away and not talk to you or even worse, let her go to her house and you stay at yours. the sooner (as in right now) you try to talk your way out of a problem with her the better. atleast that's what's worked out well for me :-*

prelude9384 11-25-2004 11:33 PM

Re:GF problem
 
Just tell her you wouldn't be looking at pRon if she did it right in the sack. After that mention she better start trying make an effort to get better at it.

MikeJ-2009 11-25-2004 11:34 PM

Re:GF problem
 
What worked for me is telling my wife that I am a man, and I look at porn, and if she couldn't handle that then she should make like a pocket ----- and beat it.


And that goes for cars too, bitch.



This concludes lesson #89863 of "How to be a Man" ;)

FooK 11-25-2004 11:35 PM

Re:GF problem
 

Originally Posted by trebor_nordap
mine saw me looking at porn. it was my fault cause she was sitting in the couch right behind me and i wanted to take a glimpse cause the chick was bioling hot. just tell her you'll never do it again and the faster you make up with her the better. don't ever let her walk away and not talk to you or even worse, let her go to her house and you stay at yours. the sooner (as in right now) you try to talk your way out of a problem with her the better. atleast that's what's worked out well for me :-*

way to be a vagina. talk about the ----- way out.

---- if she's pissed and wants to leave...your response should be "fine, see ya"

she'll probably be back 10 minutes later or at least be calling you.

robs99si 11-25-2004 11:40 PM

Re:GF problem
 

Originally Posted by FooK

Originally Posted by trebor_nordap
mine saw me looking at porn. it was my fault cause she was sitting in the couch right behind me and i wanted to take a glimpse cause the chick was bioling hot. just tell her you'll never do it again and the faster you make up with her the better. don't ever let her walk away and not talk to you or even worse, let her go to her house and you stay at yours. the sooner (as in right now) you try to talk your way out of a problem with her the better. atleast that's what's worked out well for me :-*

way to be a vagina. talk about the ----- way out.

---- if she's pissed and wants to leave...your response should be "fine, see ya"

she'll probably be back 10 minutes later or at least be calling you.

well in this case it was my wife, i'm married. i've thought like you're thinking too, and it doesn't work out good at all. think of it this way, if your car's overheating, would you continue driving it like that? no...you'd fix it asap cause before you know it, the hg will ---- up or the head will warp. dumb comparison i guess. but, i've gotten more ----- being carring with chicks, then the tuff guy no feelings act. it maybe the ----- way out, but it's what has worked best for me in the past and now too.

USS 11-25-2004 11:41 PM

Re:GF problem
 
My girlfriend watches porn with me. Stop, and tell her that it's a natural part of life, and if she doesn't understand, tell her to suck your dick every time you ask her to. If she says no to that, resume looking at porn.

87na_rx7 11-26-2004 12:17 AM

Re:GF problem
 
i would need to see a pic to give advice on this subject

eva410 11-26-2004 12:58 AM

Re:GF problem
 
Just do whatever you want.
Ask her if it bothers her. It really wouldnt bother me any if i found my boyfriend looking at porn. A while ago his brother came in and threw a magazine at him and told him he could have it. I was the one who ended up looking at it.
If it bothers her, its somewhat stupid on her point. At least she should be happy youre not gay. It's natrual, everyone knows it.. jesus.. does she not know you also whack off on your own time?

wow.

just talk to her about it.

(Dr. Boost, if you were my boyfriend I'd have your nuts in a glass jar by now.)

WhiteZC 11-26-2004 01:24 AM

Re:GF problem
 

Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
---- you. I'll eat your family.

hello avatar ;D

87na_rx7 11-26-2004 01:45 AM

Re:GF problem
 

Originally Posted by eva410
Just do whatever you want.
Ask her if it bothers her. It really wouldnt bother me any if i found my boyfriend looking at porn. A while ago his brother came in and threw a magazine at him and told him he could have it. I was the one who ended up looking at it.
If it bothers her, its somewhat stupid on her point. At least she should be happy youre not gay. It's natrual, everyone knows it.. jesus.. does she not know you also whack off on your own time?

wow.

just talk to her about it.

(Dr. Boost, if you were my boyfriend I'd have your nuts in a glass jar by now.)

omg, i watched porn with a few of these girls i know and it was one of the worst experiances ever. They were critisizing it like it was a movie up for an oscar or something. i finally ended up yelling @ them " its a porn, who gives a ---- what they are wearing or how they act"

Dr.Boost 11-26-2004 08:39 AM

Re:GF problem
 

Originally Posted by eva410
(Dr. Boost, if you were my boyfriend I'd have your nuts in a glass jar by now.)


So, what's your name pretty lady? :-*

If I were you're boyfriend you'd be in love with me so there would be no "nuts in a jar" type thing going on. :-* I would own your ass and you would be under my control.


BTW, I watched porn all the time with my ex. She was very picky about her porn too. No talking during porn. Just complete attention and concentration. It was kinda weird to tell you the truth. ??? If she caught me watching porn by myself she would sit right next to me and watch it with me. What's the problem?
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d16forlife 11-26-2004 08:53 AM

Re:GF problem
 
haha.This thread is halariouse.

My wife asked me why I like porn.I replied"couse Im a man".She just looked at me an smiled.

She'll watch porn flicks with me though.Its internet porn(gyno shots) she wont look at.Thats cool though couse she knows I look at it and doesnt give a ----.

Thats how it works out when your the "man" in the relationship ;)

dragon 11-26-2004 11:38 AM

Re:GF problem
 
there only been. a couple of girls that doesn't like porn but didn't really care if i watched it. Most of my other ex's watch it with me or want to go to strip clubs with me

slowcivic 11-26-2004 12:01 PM

Re:GF problem
 
my wife only doesn't like it when shes not involved ;D

tranceminister 11-26-2004 08:52 PM

Re:GF problem
 

She didnt get mad and flip a nut or anything...but just got reserved and quiet i dunno i feel bad now
Should have just told her you were searching for the video you put up on the net of her the night before ;D

SlobberGoat 11-26-2004 09:23 PM

Re:GF problem
 
Damn. Your GF sounds a bit ----. porns ok with us, missus is cool with it, and sometimes looks at some of it with me.

I get busted for looking at car sites, so I gotta hide a issue of honda-tuning inside a playboy and ---- like that. :(

hoggy 11-26-2004 09:49 PM

Re:GF problem
 
I never told my g/f anything about porn. She had to borrow my computer when she was in school cause hers was messing up. My porn isn't hidden or anything, its just in a folder with my music files and she ran across. That night when I talked to her on the phone she told me she found my porn folder and said "jessh, you have a lot". I just told her yeah I do. If she wants to be uptight about it let her, you do your thing, if she doesn't like it, oh well.

stillnoturbo 11-26-2004 11:27 PM

Re:GF problem
 
Just tell her "hey it's not my problem your parents are mutant looking fucks and you got a bum deal cause of it." Then say "have you ever thought of plastic surgery?"

d16forlife 11-27-2004 02:32 PM

Re:GF problem
 

Originally Posted by stillnoturbo
Just tell her "hey it's not my problem your parents are mutant looking fucks and you got a bum deal cause of it." Then say "have you ever thought of plastic surgery?"

You should really change your name to "stillnotfunny"
::)

Dr.Boost 11-27-2004 02:41 PM

Re:GF problem
 

Originally Posted by d16forlife

You should really change you name to "stillnotfunny"
::)

Bahaha, now that was funny. ;D
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stillnoturbo 11-27-2004 05:44 PM

Re:GF problem
 
:'( Well Julio and Nate(ssl2k) think I'm funny yO! Well not really but I just think that they think that I'm funny!


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