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View Poll Results: is a scenw with a TV ------- a chick considered gay porn
yes, its gay
19.23%
borderline, so dont watch it
2.56%
its alright, just dont tell.
1.28%
i accidently watched sometihng similar
3.21%
ban for mentioning gay porn
14.74%
its not gay as long at there was no guy on guy
5.77%
vr4girl is a fat dirty -----
29.49%
hot rex has herps
23.72%
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the gayness poll (porn. the dos and donts)

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Old 12-18-2007, 09:07 PM
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I imagined this when I read the thread:





If you're watching anything with a guy in it, and anything but the dude banging the chick in an inviting hole is happening, its gay.

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Old 12-18-2007, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by nicko360
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HMT Rules of Acceptable **** Posting and Discussion

1) If you're watching anything with a guy in it, and anything but the dude banging the chick in an inviting hole is happening, its gay.
2) If ***** are touching, its gay.
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Old 12-18-2007, 09:54 PM
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Guys touching eachother at all, minus doing the eiffel tower, is gay. Any male licking/kissing is also gay of course. Bukkake is gay... the dong-to-vag ratio is extremely crappy. Anything entering a mans *** is gay, whether it be a strap on, *****, his fingers, girls fingers, whatever. Nothing goes in. I gotta think of more rules.
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Old 12-18-2007, 09:59 PM
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i think because winter kicked in sq in the squad is too lazy to keep towing cars when theyre buried in snow so he started posting more
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Originally Posted by nicko360
The Official List of Gay ----

you (SQ is the SQUAD)
Widebody93
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Old 12-18-2007, 10:16 PM
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i think because winter kicked in sq in the squad is too lazy to keep towing cars when theyre buried in snow so he started posting more
ding ding ding ding

you know ------s hate snow. thats white people ----. thats why the only time they can win ---- is the winter olympics
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Old 12-18-2007, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
On a brighter note, 96% of HMTers don't care if you're gay as long as we never find out. Hint hint, quit while you are ahead.
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so if a man got fucked in his *** by his wife with an object that is not shaped like a dick, is that considered gay?

if a man sucks on his wifes finger is that gay?
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Old 12-18-2007, 10:35 PM
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This ---- is funny i though SQ was talken about a televison. This reminds me of a story about this other towtruck driver that works with me. He is like 60 years old and he is a dirty mother ****** he is alway picken up hookers up. When he goes to Providence or New Bedford in his fucken flatbed and he is always telling what happens. So i guess he picked up what he thought was some hot little redhead so he gets a ******* he tells us then he said i was about to *** and i wanted to feel her ----- he reached i her pants and there was a dicknballs and alll the guys it the shop were like what did u do and he was like i let her finsh. We all called him gay the ---- was so funny

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i think because winter kicked in sq in the squad is too lazy to keep towing cars when theyre buried in snow so he started posting more
the snow fucken sucks


snowed like a ----------er i been pulling ******** out of the snow the past two days fucken AAA
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ding ding ding ding

you know ------s hate snow. thats white people ----. thats why the only time they can win ---- is the winter olympics
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whats that i can hear you . you seem to be breaking up
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Originally Posted by Towdogg
This ---- is funny i though SQ was talken about a televison. This reminds me of a story about this other towtruck driver that works with me. He is like 60 years old and he is a dirty mother ****** he is alway picken up hookers up. When he goes to Providence or New Bedford in his fucken flatbed and he is always telling what happens. So i guess he picked up what he thought was some hot little redhead so he gets a ******* he tells us then he said i was about to *** and i wanted to feel her ----- he reached i her pants and there was a dicknballs and alll the guys it the shop were like what did u do and he was like i let her finsh. We all called him gay the ---- was so funny

Someone would have been killed that night
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