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Re: the gayness poll (porn. the dos and donts)
I imagined this when I read the thread:
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2853/tvfchickcv3.png :l If you're watching anything with a guy in it, and anything but the dude banging the chick in an inviting hole is happening, its gay. /thread |
Re: the gayness poll (porn. the dos and donts)
Originally Posted by nicko360
The Official List of Gay ----
you (SQ is the SQUAD) Widebody93 DeleriouS jennifer4acclude wafflesincars myspace avatar
Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
HMT Rules of Acceptable Porn Posting and Discussion
1) If you're watching anything with a guy in it, and anything but the dude banging the chick in an inviting hole is happening, its gay. 2) If balls are touching, its gay. |
Re: the gayness poll (porn. the dos and donts)
Guys touching eachother at all, minus doing the eiffel tower, is gay. Any male licking/kissing is also gay of course. Bukkake is gay... the dong-to-vag ratio is extremely crappy. Anything entering a mans ass is gay, whether it be a strap on, dildo, his fingers, girls fingers, whatever. Nothing goes in. I gotta think of more rules.
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Re: the gayness poll (porn. the dos and donts)
i think because winter kicked in sq in the squad is too lazy to keep towing cars when theyre buried in snow so he started posting more ;D
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Re: the gayness poll (porn. the dos and donts)
Originally Posted by nicko360
The Official List of Gay ----
you (SQ is the SQUAD) Widebody93 DeleriouS jennifer4acclude wafflesincars myspace avatar vr4 girl TV sex |
Re: the gayness poll (porn. the dos and donts)
Originally Posted by buk9tp
i think because winter kicked in sq in the squad is too lazy to keep towing cars when theyre buried in snow so he started posting more ;D
you know ------s hate snow. thats white people ----. thats why the only time they can win ---- is the winter olympics |
Re: the gayness poll (porn. the dos and donts)
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
On a brighter note, 96% of HMTers don't care if you're gay as long as we never find out. Hint hint, quit while you are ahead.
Originally Posted by SQ is the SQUAD
so if a man got fucked in his ass by his wife with an object that is not shaped like a dick, is that considered gay? if a man sucks on his wifes finger is that gay? |
Re: the gayness poll (porn. the dos and donts)
This ---- is funny i though SQ was talken about a televison. This reminds me of a story about this other towtruck driver that works with me. He is like 60 years old and he is a dirty mother fucker he is alway picken up hookers up. When he goes to Providence or New Bedford in his fucken flatbed and he is always telling what happens. So i guess he picked up what he thought was some hot little redhead so he gets a blowjob he tells us then he said i was about to cum and i wanted to feel her ----- he reached i her pants and there was a dicknballs and alll the guys it the shop were like what did u do and he was like i let her finsh. We all called him gay the ---- was so funny
Originally Posted by buk9tp
i think because winter kicked in sq in the squad is too lazy to keep towing cars when theyre buried in snow so he started posting more ;D
snowed like a ----------er i been pulling assholes out of the snow the past two days fucken AAA
Originally Posted by SQ is the SQUAD
ding ding ding ding
you know ------s hate snow. thats white people ----. thats why the only time they can win ---- is the winter olympics |
Re: the gayness poll (porn. the dos and donts)
whats that i can hear you >:( . you seem to be breaking up :l
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Re: the gayness poll (porn. the dos and donts)
Originally Posted by Towdogg
This ---- is funny i though SQ was talken about a televison. This reminds me of a story about this other towtruck driver that works with me. He is like 60 years old and he is a dirty mother fucker he is alway picken up hookers up. When he goes to Providence or New Bedford in his fucken flatbed and he is always telling what happens. So i guess he picked up what he thought was some hot little redhead so he gets a blowjob he tells us then he said i was about to cum and i wanted to feel her ----- he reached i her pants and there was a dicknballs and alll the guys it the shop were like what did u do and he was like i let her finsh. We all called him gay the ---- was so funny
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