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Funny story why people should shut the f*ck up. :-)

Ok, in my home town, there are 4 fast turbo'd cars. Mine (93 Civic SI), a 99 Prelude (H22, but it's an auto), a 240sx (W/sr20), and a 99 Integra (LS, not a GSR). Anyway, the kid with the Integra has been talking ---- for 4 months about how I'm gonna blow up my car, and how his integra is gonna spank me, etc etc etc. He has the R1 front mount intake, so what's that tell you?

Anyway, he said my car is gonna be slow and he's gonna spank me, blah blah. He goes out and drops $3k on a Drag (aka FAG) turbo kit and bolts in on himself. Might I add, this is the kid who spraypainted racing stripes on his new car (like 1k miles) with orange (safety orange) krylon, and he knows absolutely dick about cars (I had to install his exhaust for him).

Anyway, I get a call thursday from him saying to come down and take a test ride with him. He said he had it on for 20 minutes, and it's fast. As I drive to his house, I see him broken down on the side of the road. Ready for this?

HE FORGOT TO PUT OIL IN IT! :-)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He drilled for the oil return and never put oil back in it. We got back to his house (he's a friend, jsut a stupid one), and i pulled the pan. It looked like one of those kids toys with the picture of the bald guy with the metal shavings in it, and you get a magnet to give him hair and a beard and stuff. Now I have a 99 integra in my driveway, because I get to rip it down and rebuilt it because of his dumb ass. His trash talking cost him $500 plus parts. :-)

Moral of the story: If you can't back up your mouth, shut the f*ck up.