mahcivic

well i as most of you know my new motor has bad rings, not sure what the machine shop did but my car burns oil pretty bad and i have some low compression (120 in two cylinders). well today when i was driving back from the machine shop, some idiot in a bmw m3 pulls up along side me, waves his hand in front of his face saying my car smells like ----. well it does cause i burn two quarts of oil every few days. so i couldnt resist, i pull up along side him going about 50, he guns it i gun it in 3rd pull up next to him and walk on by him ever so slighty till about 115mph. its funny the confused look these kinda guys make when a shitty turbo civic smokes daddys bmw.
any one else got a story like this?

HondaTuner

LOL, you owned him with shitty compression and burning oil like no other. That's awesome

TunerToys

Now that is a great story! I was going to fix the oil seals in our Civic Hatch shop car, maybe now I'll just go for the oil-smoking-POS-super-sleeper-look. Thanks!

ssl2k

have a leak down test done, could be valve seals....


maybe a good time for some new rings and head work..

good story none the less

nathan

R-MAK

i got a funny story. i blew my load on in my chicks belly button. yea. *** button. :P

mahcivic

yea im doing a leak down test tomorrow...and the motor was just rebuilt, new pistons rings, head work, everything was done to it, also have a brand new turbo and what not. once we figure out if its the turbo or the motor im gonna take it out and send it back, cause i have warrenties on both. thats one thing i recommend, get a warrenty for ever big car investment you make. you never know what can go wrong. o an on a side not, i smoked a gsr tonight...it was funny the guy was like "what you got in that thang..?" i was like single cam turbo. he was just dumb founded