fucking contacts
 

yeah, id realized ill probably get called ----, but meh, what can you do.

so i broke my glasses while drunk. went to optemetrist, i should get my new glasses tomorrow, but i got contacts too, which i got first. so anywho, i cant get the ------- things in my eye.

some of you fuckers must wear them, any damn tricks to it? been over a week and i still cant put them on :1

Re: fucking contacts
 

Took me about a week to get into the hang of things, this was nearly 10 years ago. You just have to learn not to be scared to touch your eyeball.

Practice on your girlfriend's eyes when she's sleeping.

Re: fucking contacts
 

Rub your eyelids to loosen them up. When I first wake up it's impossible to put them in without doing this since it feels like my eyelids shrink.

Re: fucking contacts
 

Yeah it's all about practice. The 1st couple times you just poke yourself in the eye for about 10 minutes until you finally get them in. What I do is just pull down my lower eyelid and then pop the lense in the corner. Once it touches your eye it kinda sucks itself on there anyway. Then close your eye, push on your eye with it closed, and then roll your eye. That'll seat the contact correctly. Just don't get it stuck up too high because the fucker will go back into your brain just about haha.

Make sure it's not inside out either because then it won't fit right and will be uncomfortable. At first only wear them for a couple hours so your eyes don't get all dry and fucked. After a week or so you can wear them all day and they only get dry towards the end. I've been wearing my glasses more because I'm not vain like I was as a younger dood and they're more comfortable, but it's nice being able to go without them if I'm going out on a date or some ----. Good luck with those fuckers.

Re: fucking contacts
 

If you touch the white part of you eye, you don't feel much. if you touch the cornea, you'll feel it.

Just put the contact on the tip of your finger, then pull your top lid up. Move you eye so the cornea has the most amount of room around it, then just kinda push the contact on until it slide onto you eye. Don't worry if theres an air bubble or two under it. After you blink they'll come out.

To take them out, just pinch the contact at the bottom of your cornea (just before the white part of you eye begins) and it should come right out.

Re: fucking contacts
 

I peel open both of my eyelids as wide as i can get them, then i put it right in the middle of my eye and roll my eye around till it sticks. Blink a couple times, and im good to go. It helps to put a drop of solution in the contact before you put them in. I leave mine in for a couple days at a time, but since i fucked my hand up on the 25th, i cant use it to help put my contacts in, so i have gone without. Kinda sucks.

Re: fucking contacts
 

get lasik

Re: fucking contacts
 

lasik is overrated.

Re: fucking contacts
 

why? ive had contacts for ~10 years and glasses for 5 year before that. i ------- cant wait till my wife is done with school next year...thats the first thing Im doing when she gets a paycheck. Im so sick of ------- with these stupid contacts. when you have it done youre screened for certain things that would put you in danger of blindness because of the procedure.