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Fuckin douchebag that works at albertsons!
Fucken douche!!!!
Chattin' with this hot little asian chick and douchebag has to open line one. And being the gentleman I am I let her go into line one, ----, just ------' ----. >:( ---- I just had to let off some steam. Took out some of it on my car, I think I'll have to go back for another drive. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( |
Re:Fuckin douchebag that works at albertsons!
shut up you noob :P
hot asian you say. i will marry an asian chick. mark my words ;) |
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I don't see why'd you be so angry :-\
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Re:Fuckin douchebag that works at albertsons!
Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
I don't see why'd you be so angry :-\
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Re:Fuckin douchebag that works at albertsons!
it's not really me that's angry, it's more of my penis.
Damn she looked good in them shorts :-\ |
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Haha, cock-blocked. :P
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Re:Fuckin douchebag that works at albertsons!
LOL
Should've asked her for her number than man :P |
Re:Fuckin douchebag that works at albertsons!
" He who hesitates, Masturbates"
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Re:Fuckin douchebag that works at albertsons!
well it woulda happened if douche didn't open. Chase her and ask, no that's not the way I play, that's too desparate. ---- I'm still mad. Maybe it's time to buy 25 bucks more in junk food.
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Re:Fuckin douchebag that works at albertsons!
Originally Posted by one agentMurdoc
Maybe it's time to buy 25 bucks more in junk food.
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Re:Fuckin douchebag that works at albertsons!
your first mistake was being a gentleman, I ditched that act a while back, it really improves your life.
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Re:Fuckin douchebag that works at albertsons!
Originally Posted by Kyle
your first mistake was being a gentleman, I ditched that act a while back, it really improves your life.
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Re:Fuckin douchebag that works at albertsons!
nice guys finish last
when you run out of gas I'll be tappin that ass that you left behind |
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eh, it's alright though. there's a chick at a snack shop I'm eyeballin'.
Oh and nice don't finish last, it's slow ass cashiers that make you finish last. |
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Kyle, your on such the rhyming spree today. Lets see.....
He went to the store for some snacks and a thing of rolo's, V12 bumpin down the boulavard harder then a pack of cholo's. Swoopin and dippin in a Benz like the big Cahuna, had no idea of the shopping pinoy tuna. She was standin in his line, Murdoc fired up the talkin' Pimply face clerk in lane one decides to do some cock blockin. Murdoc shoots a dirty look, drives home with an empty dream, dips to the house with some porno books, and a tube of vasoline. He coulda got the digits, but he didn't make the cut, Not everybody is smooth enough in this game to bag an asian slut. YO YO YO YO. 8) |
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haha steve, that's gotta be one of your best yet
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steve i was definetly not expecting that. hahaha you got some skills ;D
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Re:Fuckin douchebag that works at albertsons!
Next time go...
"If I let you go first, can I call you sometime?" ;D |
Re:Fuckin douchebag that works at albertsons!
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Re:Fuckin douchebag that works at albertsons!
Originally Posted by quickcrx702
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Re:Fuckin douchebag that works at albertsons!
now you know damn well their supposed to be bigger than that.
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Re:Fuckin douchebag that works at albertsons!
Originally Posted by one agentMurdoc
Fucken douche!!!!
Chattin' with this hot little asian chick and douchebag has to open line one. And being the gentleman I am I let her go into line one, ----, just ------' ----. >:( ---- I just had to let off some steam. Took out some of it on my car, I think I'll have to go back for another drive. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( what you should have done was wait till she started walking to lane 1, then cut infront of her. then when she begins to tell you how rude you are.. say" well how about i call you up later and you could maybe teach me some manners" |
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Murdoc, don't do that. She'll laugh at you.
Your best bet is to follow her outside, grab her by the throat and rape her. That's the only way I could see a guy with your haircut getting any. hahaha ;D |
Re:Fuckin douchebag that works at albertsons!
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Murdoc, don't do that. She'll laugh at you.
Your best bet is to follow her outside, grab her by the throat and rape her. That's the only way I could see a guy with your haircut getting any. hahaha ;D |
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hahaha you guys funny... it's all good though fellas, I already have a girl :-X
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