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yea im a Jr. in highschool and today was my last day of school so for fun i took the airhorn out of my boat to blow at the end of the day for really no reason not thinkin anything of it. SO on the way into school like 1/2 an hour before school even starts i give it a quick lil test,not even a full blow. I think nothing of it then go upstairs to my locker and jsut chill there like i always do. 2 minutes later 3 assistant priciples and 2 cops come up to the group of kids im with and go who has the airhorn. Nobody ratted me out or anything but they sent all of us to the main office. On the way to the office i ditched the airhorn in an empty locker so i could get it back later and then continure to the main office where they questioned us. Im sitting there answering hte questions and then they said they were calling everyone's parents and that we were all kicked out of school nd nopt to come back till next year. So im like umWTF i dont want all of these people getting busted for some ---- i did so i said it was me and told them i ditched it in a locker. Right then some1 walked by the office with the air horn blowing full bore and im like WTF!!! Some1 took it out of the locker and was blowing it and then they kicked me out because i was being insubordinent and not telling them who i gave it to. HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT??!?!?!

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your an ass.

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omg kain that ass is amazing :o

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you should have just kept your mouth shut....dumbass



administrators are going to do what they want no matter what, dont give them anything else to pin on you

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seriously stupid, why would bring an airhorn to school? You don't need that kind of attention in High School, the administration is a bunch loser who couldn't make it in the real world and got sent back to school as the people who makes teens lives suck. Who cares if you get kicked out, I would have claimed the ---- right away and said "what's the big deal?" They would have kicked me out and I'd go home, if your parents don't think it's dumb as hell that they kicked you out for that, then your parents have a boot up their ass too.

Put it in perspective, airhorn that makes some noise to celebrate the last day of school = annoying but harmless. It's not like you hurt anyone or even intended too, if you get kicked out it proves how dumb the school is.

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o i have plenty more my friend. i dont know where i get them, but i have amassed a collection.

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Congratulations , you are a retard!

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thats that brazilian chick that looks like mya

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post them

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jacking the words of kain...you are a dumb ass. thank god im out of high school and dont have to deal with stupid little high school kids anymore

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lol, airhorn at school. Should've waited until school was close to being done or actually done, oh well. Your school sounds gay regardless.

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school systems focus on the completely wrong things. ::) theyre stupid and they probably had nothing better to do. thats how my principles were too.

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how did you ditch the airhorn with 2 cops and 3 admins

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give me the name of the brazillian mya look alike.

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yes yes please tell me!!

ill post some pics for ya whitey.

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well come on.<<<<<<<<<<,,,,, AwWWWW Veronica Zemanova, lovely bitch.

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our school has a major heroine problem to the piont where we have special ?conselors? and the police has programs and our school was in the newspaper but they flip out over tiny stuff and just recently had a "crackdown" on j walking at lunch time

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your school is fucked up!! go to a different school. i would of kept the air horn on me if they found it say that it wasn't you that set it off and that it was another kid that had one.

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here's an idea.... don't do that.

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im not gonna call ya a dumbass cus 1. i did something like that too and plus im new :). anyway make a long story short, i was sellin remote control fart machines in my junior year and i was making awesome dough. $10 profit on each and also these stink bombs but not your ordinary, these things are RANCID. so i got ratted out and everything was found in my locker cus i went to private school, they can search without your permission. they didnt do me in though, they just gave me 6 months probation (i do anything stupid i get the boot) and i had caf duty for like 5 months. senior year (this past november) i beat the ---- out of some kid cus he was constantly harrassing me with a ping pong ball. so i got the boot. ---- SCHOOL is an appropriate title.
Joe

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cmon kids, snorting ants is fun!!...

your a ------ idiot you know that.

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Who cares, you got busted, deal with it. You'll look back on it and laugh. I always laugh when I remember ---- like that, I once got a day of in school suspension for throwing random ---- out of the 2nd floor window. We're talking ---- like a coat rack, miscellaneous electrical pieces and equipment (it was some kind of electrician class), and mainly garbage. The teacher didn't say ----, just wrote it up and the next day I was called to the office along with some of my buddies.

It didn't stop me from doing it though, I just moved on to text books and what not, and up to the 3rd floor. Nothing quite calms my nerves like the sight of a math book exploding into a flurry of pages after falling 3 stories.

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haha yeah, i remember in jr high school we used to throw milks off the 2nd story of the stairs just to make a mess for the janitors, hahaha, and we used to put chocolate pudding on the hand rails of the stairs, wait for the bell to ring, and sit at the top of the stairs and laugh at everyone as they walked up the stairs with hella brown ---- lookin pudding on their hands/ clothes, ahahahaha, yes we were some assholes

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Your school is retarded if they get cops after you for having an air horn...WTF, in my odl highschool people would bring airhorns all the time, and no one would care as long as it was used outside.

I remember once when I was at school, last day before summer in grade 13 I think, we had this center part of our school called the atrium, everyone gathered there(1000 square feet of enclosed floor area), it was also the entrance to all the offices and the libraty, anyway, I was on the top level at lunch where there was no teachers and all it was, was a hall way and you can stare down in to the atrium, Usually my friends and I would walk by the top level and stare down the shirts of hot girls, but not on that day, that day I had 8 fart bombs (the kind you buy at convenience stores and they smell bad in an enclosed area)
Yes Eight.

I threw them all down after squeezing the bags, you could hear the pops and girls screaming, I quickly ran back to one of the tech rooms where I just chilled on the computer for the next hour or so, wow, after a hour I went back down and the smell was still pretty strong.

I heard it made one girl gag, good ----(y)

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ya, for me, it wasnt so much the fart machines, it was the stink bombs cus supposably someone could have had an allergic reaction/ bad ashtma and "done them in" as the administration said.
Joe

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I got 2 days out of school suspension for having a pocket knife on me. yes, I deserved it. :P They even wanted to give me the knife back at teh end of the year, but I forgot about it....that was YEARS ago. Damn I loved school.

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Same ---- you know.

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what a bullshit statement. you shoulda simply said, so they hold their breath's when they fart or talke a ----? its simply a smell. not a toxin.

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true, but i really dont know much about ashtma. its sorta like that episode of the sopranos when AJ got busted for cutting class. they said they did a DNA of his piss in the janitor's closet, but it takes like at least 2 days to get the results, which he didnt know. so i lost that battle by simply being ignorant,oh, and stupid too.
Joe

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you shoulda said... well flatulance isnt allowed because it messes with my asthma.

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lmfao, you come up wit some good ones. i wish i had an earpiece on with you on the other end, when i was bein interrogated.
Joe