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Researcher 05-01-2004 09:24 PM

Fuck the police
 
So, i get off work, ( Researcher a.K.a Buddy Ro ) its 8pm, im tired and wanting to get home. I'm going 60 in a 45 and i go screaming around this bend. Whats at the other end waiting for me? A fatass bitch with a ------- donut and a radar gun. So, i didnt see him cause its dark as hell out. I go flying by him and i was like ----!?!? Was that Smokey? Instead of sticking around to find out i punch it and about 1/4 mile down the road i see tail lights light up. So i do a 80 degree turn in 2nd and punch it, then i fly through an S turn and i am thinking he couldnt be following me. Then i see these headlights behind me like a couple hundred yards away and gaining. So i floor it and get pretty far down the road take a sharp turn and keep jetting and then i see i cant get away so i start to slow down and he pulls me over. I guess he didnt relize that i was trying to get away, (lol i guess because i have an 89 lude with like 100hp, carbed non turbo vs a v8 with god knows what.) Then he walks up takes my licence and registration and then about 2 min later comes back and was like, "mr stringfellow, i already had to deal with your brothers the last two years and i know your Father. This isnt some race track ok slow it down." I was like yes officer and took my licence and registration and drove off. ------- cops they are gay i got lucky but still. Fuckers should quit bothering us and deal with more important things like murders and rapes and crazy people then someone that speeds. Beh just had to talk about it.

quadnie 05-01-2004 09:32 PM

Re:Fuck the police
 
dude, you got away with just a warning, consider yourself lucky and get a radar detector.

if he wanted to be a dick he could have really fucked with you, gave you a bunch of tickets, searched your car for no reason, etc etc

Researcher 05-01-2004 09:36 PM

Re:Fuck the police
 
i guess he didnt cause i have a clean record and i didnt ---- with him.

Scottsi 05-01-2004 09:44 PM

Re:Fuck the police
 
if you were in a boosted car that would have made for a more interesting story

mahcivic 05-01-2004 09:49 PM

Re:Fuck the police
 
man you are lucky. cops in CT suck. i have been pulled over for all sorts of ---- and only once did i get off. the cop mistaked my car for a stolen one. so consider yourself lucky.

Researcher 05-01-2004 10:06 PM

Re:Fuck the police
 
hey sinister you have your own cop?

4)Be happy that the cop was nice. Mine swears at you and even threatened to rip me out of my car and "beat the living ---- outta [me]".

biggmike 05-01-2004 10:26 PM

Re:Fuck the police
 
you are a dumb mother fucker and deserved to be murdered by a drunk driver
**maybe we can make it a 2for1 deal**

90accordIHI 05-01-2004 10:33 PM

Re:Fuck the police
 

Originally Posted by Scottsi
if you were in a boosted car that would have made for a more interesting story


T-RO 05-01-2004 11:15 PM

Re:Fuck the police
 
Are you ------- kidding me?!? Youre pissed at the Police because YOU were doing 15 over and then YOU ------- ran from him???
"Fuckers should quit bothering us and deal with more important things like murders and rapes and crazy people then someone that speeds."

So speeding isnt important? Should cops just let you do 100 in a 70 becasue you drive a Honda and they should be looking for murderers?

What if a dude just stabbed his ex-girlfreiend to death and hes doing 15 over the speed limit to get home and wash the ------- blood off his polo shirt? Should cops ignore him???

Whatever rant over...

slowcivic 05-01-2004 11:21 PM

Re:Fuck the police
 

Originally Posted by mahcivic
i have been pulled over for all sorts of ---- and only once did i get off.

all those time and you only got one nut out of it?

MikeJ-2009 05-01-2004 11:59 PM

Re:Fuck the police
 
If the cop knows your brothers and your father, I doubt there's many murders going on around you. Step #1 to not getting pulled over - OBEY THE LAW ??? ::)

yayopwrcrx 05-02-2004 02:32 AM

Re:Fuck the police
 
"stop breaking the law asssshooolllleee"
-jim carey

Chacko 05-02-2004 02:34 AM

Re:Fuck the police
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode
If the cop knows your brothers and your father, I doubt there's many murders going on around you. Step #1 to not getting pulled over - OBEY THE LAW ??? ::)

Sometimes it seems like they do it just to piss us off though. I've been pulled over numerous times in Greely colorado when I'm in my honda, I think they think I'm some sort of drug dealing mexican. Its humiliating, never been ticketed and they only pull me over for "suspicious driving". I deal with it, because well frankly if they are catching drug dealers then it is worth it but otherwise I think some police abuse the power given to them.

biggmike 05-02-2004 06:39 AM

Re:Fuck the police
 
when you go u go out and kill someone while ur drinking and driving at 130mph dont come on here and blame it on the police. if you drive like an ------- you get pulled over dont blame it on the agency that is there to stop assholes like you and that try to protect non-assholes.

kain 05-02-2004 06:55 AM

Re:Fuck the police
 
nothing a weber setup and an exhaust with some nice headwork wont fix for that car.

Chacko 05-02-2004 02:20 PM

Re:Fuck the police
 

Originally Posted by biggmike
when you go u go out and kill someone while ur drinking and driving at 130mph dont come on here and blame it on the police. if you drive like an ------- you get pulled over dont blame it on the agency that is there to stop assholes like you and that try to protect non-assholes.

Completely agree with you.

Most of the laws instituted by the state, while they may seem unfair at times are for our own safety. If we disregard them then the government has no power, and we are in anarchy.

So in other words, just obey the ------- speed limit its not that hard.

LSD Motorsports 05-02-2004 02:58 PM

Re:Fuck the police
 

Originally Posted by Scottsi
if you were in a boosted car that would have made for a more interesting story

And u might of actually got a away

kain 05-02-2004 03:32 PM

Re:Fuck the police
 
get that bitch bottle fed.

Dr.Boost 05-02-2004 03:49 PM

Re:Fuck the police
 
Rediculous....every time I have been pulled over it was because I was being a dumbass, not the cop that was doing his job. Yeah, it sucks to get pulled over and you can be pissed at the cop all you want, but it's your fault for being a dipshit. Not that I'm an angel, but when I get pulled over for speeding, I know why I got pulled over. You can only hope the cop is having a good day and lets you off with a warning.

BTW, naturally aspirated cars suck.
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Chacko 05-02-2004 04:17 PM

Re:Fuck the police
 
Lol I'm actually praising the police now because they're helping me recover $1300 from a ------- eBay scammer ;)

BoosTedZSix 05-02-2004 06:15 PM

Re:Fuck the police
 
man you should be happy they let your ass go. not very many times when that happens. its not like their picking on you. speeding is very dangerous. what if you hit someone because you couldnt slow down in time. its your fault u got pulled over in the first place anyways. dont be mad at them for doing their job


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