Fuck, jail sucks!
 

i got locked up on the 14th last month and just got out today. all over some bullshit traffic tickets. the city i live in i had 5 driving while suspended. i had gotten behind on my "probation" payments, and they issued a probation violation warrant. i got rear ended and they ran my oln# and i had a warrant with them, and glencoe (where i used to live) for getting behind on payments with them, and a warrant in hoover (where my g/f was from) for expired tag, driving while suspended and "engaging in a speed contest" (which i won O0). so i go to county. the next happens to be court day for my city, and i go to court thinking im gonna get back on probation. nope. i got 241 days. or pay the $1519 and do 30. well i didnt have the money, couldnt get it. so i went back to county. i sat in there in protective custody (im a former corrections officer). P.C. is 23 hour lock down in a single cell. it sucked. i had two books. the Bible and a stephen king's "the apt pupil". i can recite both books on command now.
i didnt get a phone call for 2 weeks. my fiancee had talked with the court clerk and she got the judge to agree to let me out for $1000, provided my p.o. would take my case back up. she talked him into that, too. then i got ahold ohold of hoover and they had a $1000 cash bond. and i only owed glencoe $270, and $15 a day i got it done with time served yesterday. so i talked my dad into getting me a loan for the money. but he could only get $1500, so i talked my grandmother into the other $500. i got out of county at 2pm today, and was taken to hoover, stayed all of 5 minutes and bonded out.
jail sucks ass. dont go. i learned to quit driving, or run next time.
on a side note, its fucked up that i could actually do 241 days for traffic tickets. i saw a old friend in there, who was in on his 2nd manufacturing of meth charge and only did 6 mos. on his second offense. i guess my driving is more dangerous than meth....

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wow. so did the bible make you come out a religious man?

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please don't ever ever ever reproduce. I will paypal you 5 dollars to get a visectomy

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i have always been kinda religious, just kinda agnostic tho. but no i didnt find "jail house religion". but i did have PLENTY of time to reflect on some things in my life i want to get right. mainly pay off all these damn fines (about $8000), and get my license back so i have a leg to stand on when i go to custody court. i have been putting my hobbies (racing and jeepin) before more important things, and i am gonna change that and try to be a more responsible person. im selling my jeep (anyone want a $1000 play toy w/ no title????) to pay my dad back, and my grandmother said i could keep the $500 she gave me if i got back in church. im prolly gonna sell my spec-v for something a little more economical. (it only gets 20mpg hwy...) go ahead and flame away....blow me, i learned my lesson

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i've been in jail, but had my own cell. lesson learned, dont punch people out.

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for which offense the one that got you your first, second or third warrant

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so your fiancee blew the clerk and your p.o. to get you out of jail?

man thats what i call being faithful

http://youtube.com/watch?v=94wGndbOIPk

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all my offenses are traffic related. i learned to behave in a car and not drive anymore.

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jail sucks?

----, better cancel my reservation.

Fortunately, I got my thousands of dollars worth of traffic taken care of before going to jail. I have insurance, a valid license, an up-to-date tag, and no warrants. All I have to do is meet up with my probation officer every month until I pay off this $700.

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that must be nice. they revoked my license, so i cant get it back until i pay everyone off. and i have to meet my p.o. once a week. the reason i quit paying was he told me one time that if i didnt come in with at least $300 next week he was locking me up. i barely make enough to pay my rent, car payment, and child support, i cant give him $300. wtf??
i know I FUCKED up, but the judicial system is fucked when a traffic violator gets more time than dealers and manufacturers. they all get these 2year split 6month sentences and are out in a few months. and a broke fucker with traffic tickets goes to jail for not having money. and b/c he is broke and cant pay out of it, he loses his job, his home, and his car, all over being broke.
i did TRY to pay these people. just not what they wanted as fast as they wanted, i couldnt. all but one of the tickets (the hoover one) was me en route to work. thats about the only time i drove.
end rant....

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busted FIVE times for driving while suspend??????

STUPID people never learn.

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Don't try to justify them. It doesn't matter if you were on your way to save 3 crippled hobos from a burning fecal explosion. The fact is, you were breaking the law or wouldn't have been pulled over.

After over 22-24+ (lost count) tickets last year, and having my license suspended 3 times, I decided to take care of all the ---- and went from having a lot of cash to having absolutely no cash and being in debt just so I could get the ---- paid off.

~24 tickets averaging around $150 = $3600
3 license reinstatements at $150 each = $450
3 licenses at $23 each = $69
tag reinstatement = $200
late fees = $300
court costs = $1000+
impound fees = $170
work time lost going to court = $200+

Cost me a nice ~$6000 just to be able to drive again. Not counting all the gas I spent driving around, like having to drive 5 hours away into georgia to pay a ------- ticket from 2005 or 90 minutes to a DMV because you can get to ours an hour early and STILL not get a spot.

I agree with you that it's bullshit. The last time I got pulled over (expired tag) and the car was impounded, I asked the officer how the hell I was supposed to pay the fines when I can't drive. He told me to get a taxi or someone else to drive me. Well, public transportation is practically nonexistent here, and everyone I know WORKS.

But, ---- it. When my car was impounded the last time, I stopped working, paid all the ---- and went into debt, and can now finally legally drive after years.

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ya most of us learn the hard way, luckily ive never had my drivers license really suspended. and its crazy that druggies get less trouble or the same as driving while suspended, elluding, or wreckless driving after a few counts.

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No but the cock makes him queer

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Damn dude it took you a lot of time and money to learn that lesson. Glad you got it figured out. Oh and BTW, that chick of yours is a keeper if she takes it on herself to do all that ---- to get your ass outta jail. Solid support system there.

Good Luck.

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yea she is. but its about time. my ex wife was/ is the devil. so i guess its my turn for a good girl, side note we are getting married the 30th

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haha thats funny, im a current correctional officer. i just got off shift working death row/ protective custody.

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::)

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STFU and suck it JD!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEpmFeYQ06E >:D

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Sounds like you learned something then. :1

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Man, you need to pay your grandmama back her money. And I can't believe you were suprised about the 241 days in jail, 'cause you had only been caught driving with a suspended license FIVE TIMES!!?? And you used to be a prison guard?? Are you ------' kidding me?? So you were put in protective custody?? LOL...sorry, this is the funnies ---- I have read in a looong time. I thought ososlowhatch was the dumbest m'fucker around here when it came to judicial matters, but you have just crowned yourself the new king...

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jail is no fun, Its lame here in Los angeles. All the political BS that goes on and the fact that you absolutely have to run with a certain group sucks. Luckily all i had to do was spend a month in county over a stupid argument that cops decided was domestic violence. I dont like cops anymore. those bastards side with girls who cry and lie about ----.

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im not pissed about the time i got, for real. i am pissed that they take my offenses more seriously than people that deal/ manufacture death to kids. firearms charges (altered serial #'s and such), assaults, and the like. it is too easy to get probation for a felony, but traffic tickets they want $$ and they want it now.

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Uhm, if you have $$ and you have it now you don't get a felony conviction 95% of the time.

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You know what works really well? Drive the speed limit, use your turn signals, and kiss the cops ass if they catch you doing something wrong :y

IIRC:
1st ticket: 65 in a 55,clocked at 78 (16 yrs old)
2nd ticket: 75 in a 65, clocked at 86 (18 yrs old)

That is all. Never been in a wreck either, unless you count running a dirt bike into my own parked car while I was hammered drunk.

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LOL