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JD 11-09-2003 01:45 AM

Fuck girls and freinds
 
Well this week has been pretty crazy for me. About 2 weeks ago I dumped my girlfreind of a year and a half (2nd time in a row that at right at 1 and 1/2 years I get tired of it). Well like a day after I go and throw a big party at my house and bang this fine ass chick that works with me. This weekend my ex-girl is going ------- crazy. Bad thing is I still have feelings for this broad and the only reason I broke up with her is because things werent new anymore. Had a talk with her and she ends up asking me if I have been with any girls since the break up and I have this thing against lying so I tell her and she goes ------- apeshit. I guess I just feel bad because this is like the 3rd girl I have done this to and every time I do it I feel even more like ---- because of it. Now not only have I lost basically the perfect girl (model type, great sex, bends over backwards for me) but I am going to have to break the girl's heart I sexed up the other night (and about everynight since then) because she is getting all attached and ----. Dammit it just seems like my life is so zen without chicks but I just cant keep my dick in my pants when bad ass girls come around. Im only 21 and I dont want to get tied down but it just seems like everytime I ---- a girl they just come back and I just keep doing the same. Not only that but since I got up with this other chick one of my best freinds drove to my exgirls town (1hour away) and was at the big halloween block party there and tried to ---- my ex girl!!! Then to add onto that another good freind of mine told my ex-girl that I had been ------- other chicks since we broke up. Seems like now I only have like 2 freinds worth having now and I lost the perfect chick because I cant stop getting girls in my bed. Damn why cant things just go right besides sex for me. ----!

turboboy 11-09-2003 01:51 AM

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heres the solution: send all the horny chicks in my direction...problem solved

JD 11-09-2003 01:55 AM

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Hey if you lived in NC I could definetly send some your way. ---- it, I think since this is the first time I have been single 3 years I am just going out and get up with all the bad broads I can. 1 a night everynight for the next 2 weeks. Actually maybe I'll do 2 a night.

turboboy 11-09-2003 01:59 AM

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i know it seems like the thing to do just to have fun, but you probably wont be with the kinds of girls you want to be with...its hard to find a meaningful relationship that way i think...wtf do i know

OnYx 11-09-2003 02:05 AM

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dude, you think with the wrong head. ::) Try your heart instead. The single goal in the world is not to ---- everything that moves.

JD 11-09-2003 02:19 AM

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nah its not that. I've only had 2 real girlfreinds and I have never cheated on either of them. I can think with my head all the time (the one on top) its just like no matter how good it is after a while I need something new. Anyway, I guess I'll just cut my losses and go on. Probably the best thing for a person to do.

JD 11-09-2003 02:24 AM

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by the way, I dont ---- anything that moves. I am really picky, only girls I get with are model chicks and cool as hell. Just seems like i have been meeting a lot of them lately. And my freinds arent helping any, they are just like "damn man, I wish I was you so I could get the kind of ----- you are getting". If only they knew that it kinda sucks.

MikeJ-2009 11-09-2003 03:39 AM

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Just tell them, "Get in where you fit in, beeeaattch."

"Bitches come a dime a dozen, so don't get mad when I ---- your cousin." -Too Sheezy

J-SMITH69 11-09-2003 03:51 AM

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i don't think anyone wants to hear about you ------- "models" everynight and complaining

think about this.. if they will ---- you for a one nighter, whats stopping them from ------- someone else 1 night. what do you think makes you so special?

"id give you a bitch and wouldn't give you a joint. bitches aint ---- now ive made my point"


Holly 11-09-2003 04:08 AM

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My suggestion if you're feeling the pain of consequence is to KEEP your dick in your pants or at least attempt to


JD 11-09-2003 04:11 AM

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man if you only lived a day in the life. ------- girls every night just isnt what it used to be once you have matuered. Everynight I have the opportunity to go to sleep with a different chick and after a while it just sucks. Before you know it you have 5 girls calling your cell phone and all you can tell them is lies just so you can be alone. Then when your alone all you can worry about about is one of them showing up to talk to you and then another showing up while another one is there. The koochie is so much not worth it even though it seems it is. I am so thinking of just moving away from where I live and switching jobs just to get away form this ----.

Dr.Boost 11-09-2003 07:59 AM

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Yeah, I hate it when super hot bitches flock to my bedroom for hot crazy sex. ::)

These girls you are ------- like you say, they are dirty sluts. I always thought I waned to meet as many girls like that as I can, but after meeting them I found out that they are just nasty girls that aren't worth the clothes they are wearing. Go get yourself checked out for STD's. Even if you wore a condom everytime. It only takes skin to skin contact. I almost had sex with a gril that had herpes. I was joking around with one of her friends about how easy she was and mentioned something about herpes and I got a weird reaction from her. I then used some reverse physcology on the slut(she was VERY dumb)and found out that she did have herpes. If I hadn't found out I would be walking around with nasty ---- growing in my crotch for the rest of my life. Be careful what you stick your dick in. The statistics are amazing. You wouldn't believe how many people in this world have STD's.
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warren_teg 11-09-2003 08:43 AM

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"id give you a bitch and wouldn't give you a joint. bitches aint ---- now ive made my point"


Lol, yo thats such a good point.

Yo are you ------- serious, having 5 girls call you for sex, and that you have matured and its not fun... I PERSONALLY THINK YOU ARE A ------- BULLSHITTER.

88crxSi 11-09-2003 09:05 AM

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This weekend my ex-girl is going ------- crazy
what is there to be pissed about man, aren't you doing the same thing? think before you act my friend..

smokey_civic 11-09-2003 09:14 AM

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Last week I fucked 42 girls in one night. :D They were all Victorias Secret models, and all could suck a dick like a hobo on his death bed. Hmm .... dick sucking hobos ...... :P Chicks that you can ---- on any given night, not only give you a sense of omnimpitouns (---- spelling), but they also give you herpes. Some of the best advice ever given to me was, "If she'll ---- you for being hot, she'll probably ---- your dad too." :) If that helps anyone. - Matt

d16forlife 11-09-2003 11:05 AM

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Like Doc was saying about statistics,according to the HOT chic that comes out in those Herpies comercials on T.V 2out of 3 people in the U.S have some form of Herpies.Now that is some sick ----!BE CARE FULL WHERE YOU PUT YOUR DICK.Why do I say WHERE?Couse you can also get Herpies frome a cold sore.A cold sore is a mild form of herpies(I asked my doctor couse i thought it was a mith and it is true :o)so if you have one or a chick has one and you or her go down and you pop that gooey ---- open and that slimey ---- gets on your dick(or her VAG) guess what..........OHHHHHHHH!

Im a mild germaphobe(no I dont wash my hands every 30 seconds) so I never got as much ----- as I could couse I asways wanted to look at it first.Girls thought I was nuts :P......Hey but at least my dick is OK!

Special FX 11-09-2003 11:18 AM

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Sometimes, it's all about the ghetto dope

"Pimp hoes for the -----, that's the american way."

projekteg 11-09-2003 12:13 PM

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i use to be that way, and i know what you mean, it does get old, especially when you always have bitches blowin up your cell and ----, but yeah, the chicks aren't just all over your dick, you have a lot to do with it, if you didn't want the trouble, all you would have to do is quit mackin so hard ;) me and my boys use to always got out, and i was the only one getting laid all the time, and i was like how the ---- aren't they getting any -----? well, they weren't trying, you'll get sick of it after a while, i was like that for about 4yrs, and now i don't even know how many girls i've fucked, but i grew up, got sick of the b.s., found a hotty that actually had some common sense, and married her ;D b.tw. i'm in nc, so you can send some over to me if you want ;)

bambooseven 11-09-2003 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Just tell them, "Get in where you fit in, beeeaattch."

"Bitches come a dime a dozen, so don't get mad when I ---- your cousin." -Too Sheezy

bitches aint ---- but hoes and tricks

bang whoever you want, they are all worthless, until you find one who changes your mind, and when that happens you won't even have a choice.

I used to ---- all sorts of dumb sluts, then i met my fiance (who i've been with for a year and a half) and within a month of knowing her I don't even look at other girls.

If you had real feelings for her you wouldn't have been knockin chucks with the other bitch. move on, tell both bitches to ---- off, and start looking outside your on city for bitches to bang (less work)

Tomo_HC3D 11-09-2003 02:28 PM

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Or choose the gay way ;D

45psi 11-09-2003 03:00 PM

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as for your homies, you can count your true friends on one hand. the homeboys that would put thier car down as colateral to post bail are the ones you can count on.


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