Fuck the courthouse
I got a ------- ticket the first night I got my new truck for no proof of insurance, but the truck did have insurance. I just didn't have the stupid ass little card, the old owner had it and obviously I didn't have insurance yet because I just bought the fucker about 15 minutes before I got pulled over. Anyways, I went to the courthouse with the proof of insurance within a day or two and tried to show the bitch the card and everything. She takes a copy of it and tells me to have a nice day. Well last time I did this the stupid bitch must have forgot to file the ---- or something and I ended up with a suspended ------- license over this ----. I told her I want some proof that I provided proof of insurance because that is what the bitch told me to do last time after she called me a liar and told me there is no way they lost the paperwork. She got offended and literaly tossed the papers back at me including the copy she just made and told me to come back some other time because I was too early and they didn't have the original copy of the ticket. I was a bit pissed and just walked away from the -----. Well, tomorrow is the court date for the ticket so I thought I would go in today and take care of it since by now they should have the original copy of the ticket even though I don't know why that even ------- matters. Well, I get there and the stupid bitch makes me wait 5 minutes to tell me they are closing early because they have meetings. Oh mother fucker, that's bullshit. Stupid bitch told me the first time I was too early and now I'm too late? WTF bitch? I was there two god damn hours before they closed and she tells me this ----? She tells me I'll have to come back tomorrow and I tell her I have court and that will be too late because court is in the morning. I walked out of that place talking ---- obviously because I was pissed. I heard her say something and she started banging on the window and I just kept walking. I walked outside and made it to my truck and the bitch comes running out after me asking who I was and ----. I guess she thought I was someone else or something. I basicaly ignored her, jumped in the truck and did a nice 50 yard burnout out of the parking lot with my brand new tires. ------- bitch. I hate the courts. Tomorrow I will have a ------- bench warrant issued because of this ----. Like she couldn't have just taken the god damn copy of my insurance and left it on her desk. She was sitting there talking to some other bitch. Those bitches are lucky they have a metal detector at the door and bullet proof glass in front of them. I hate people. http://members.tccoa.com/alternativeh/emoticons/5.gifhttp://members.tccoa.com/djf/emotnewest/rant.gif
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Oh yeah, on my way home I passed by the ghetto down the road from me and my ------- horn goes crazy and won't stop honking. That ------- thing. I ripped the button off the wheel and it was still honking like crazy. What a fucked up place for that to happen. I probably had 25-30 tweekers staring me down and ----. What else can go wrong? I'm staying home for the rest of the night. :'(
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damn...
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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
I got a ------- ticket the first night I got my new truck for no proof of insurance, but the truck did have insurance. I just didn't have the stupid ass little card, the old owner had it and obviously I didn't have insurance yet because I just bought the fucker about 15 minutes before I got pulled over.
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Sory to hear that Doc.You need a hug :-*
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Ok, I feel better now. I ripped the wire off the horn and drove to the store. ;D
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Sorry to hear that man. I hope that biatch gets what she derserves
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NO matter what you do they always have you by the balls...
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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Oh yeah, on my way home I passed by the ghetto down the road from me and my ------- horn goes crazy and won't stop honking. That ------- thing. I ripped the button off the wheel and it was still honking like crazy. What a fucked up place for that to happen. I probably had 25-30 tweekers staring me down and ----. What else can go wrong? I'm staying home for the rest of the night. :'(
Bahahahahahhaahhaha ;D ;D, sorry, but thats ------ like really really 1 in 1401591762046 chance happening lol !!! |
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That's what I was thinking. Out of all the places for that to happen, and out of all the things to happen....WTF?
I ripped the wire off that fucker so that will never happen again. I'll just have to yell at the old folks louder when they cut me off and pull out in front of me and do 12mph in a 35 zone. >:( __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
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How many beer have you drank so far ?
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I'm doing pretty good man, thanks for asking. I'm not sure how many were already on the counter, but here are my left overs.
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bahahah, that shits great, take a pic with my name on an peice of paper next too the beer ! that would be great ! 8)
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Oh great, even more bad news. My printer is fuxored. The damn black doesn't work. WTF?
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i even got fancy squiggly lines too ! :D
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Nothing but the best. :-*
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well, you coulda put Travis an below HMT 4 LIFE :-*
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Don't tempt me. My printer spit out like ten blank pieces of paper so I have plenty of ammo buddy! ;)
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damn ! i know how it is with them bitches thinking the law on thier side man is that bitch fuckable ?? rape that bitch man hahaha and if u did ever wanna kill her ill show you where the ocean is hahaha i got a damn ticket ! i whish i never did ! well next time drop the clutch on her ass and run her ass over lol P by
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Haha, hell no she isn't fuckable. I went to school with one of her co-workers. I got arrested one night and the next morning the judge came to the jail to sentence me and release me and that bitch came with him to assist or whatever. I thought it was funny because I was all hungover and ---- and here this girl was that I went to school with sitting next to the judge licking his balls. I mad dogged that bitch the whole time. I probably shouldn't have because she has been very cool to me. :-\
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bitches who work at the court house are usually fat, ugly, have missing teeth, and smoke horse dick through their nose. it seems like every time i go there dem bitches are ------- rude (never had them as rude as yours though). i hate that ----... you go to the courthouse, park like three miles away from it, wait four to five hours(im not exaggerating) for them to call you, then deal with some stupid bitch. why the ---- cant you just do this ---- online, and fax them your documents?
i feel for you doc... by the way, drinking lite beer ??? ? if your concerned about the calories drink hard liquor. :P |
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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Don't tempt me. My printer spit out like ten blank pieces of paper so I have plenty of ammo buddy! ;)
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I agree... ---- the courthouse! I have been there so many times it's like my second home.
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---- all the BullShit!!
I'm going to court tomorrow cuz of my stupid car again, I can't even count how many times I've been to court now, and it's almost as many times as I've been pulled over, which is way too many. Jung The same thing happened to my horn man, it would go off when I was turning. It sucked so much, and then once after turning it just stuck on. AAAHHHHHH!!! I was so pissed, i popped the hood and pulled the fuse! WHOOPS, you know where it says Stop Horn on the fuse box, that means, brake lights and horn!! WTF is that? So I was letting my buddy drive my car in front of me in my MX6 GT, and I was wondering why he never used the brakes, figured it out that night and just pulled the wires of the horn. ------- hassles, I'm getting pissed just reading this thread, ---- the police, ---- ---- ---- the police |
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i have court in like 2 weeks to for going 125mph! So yah im pretty fucked!
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125, and they caught you!!! ROAD BLOCK >>> >>>> >>>>
oops, so what are you putting up for sale, cuz we know you ain't driving any more! Jung |
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Originally Posted by jung4g
125, and they caught you!!! ROAD BLOCK >>> >>>> >>>>
oops, so what are you putting up for sale, cuz we know you ain't driving any more! Jung lol.... |
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