Fuck bitches, Nice guys finish last, dont run in the cold.
 

When it is cold outside (ie: freezing, and snowing) do not run in an undershirt becuase your nipples will become cold and irritated from rubbing the shirt. Also, if you are wearing boxers and basketball short chaffing will ensue, and then the proper allignment of the planet will occur and the breeze will go straight to your genitalia. Also, do not run farther then you should at 5am because there is nobody around to give you a ride back becuase your a stupid faggot and you have no endurance.

And everytime you do somehting nice for a girl, a virgin kisses a black man.

Oh and everytime you decide to make friends with someone, make sure you put a value on ther life and friendship immediately so you can sever both when this limit is exceeded.

My dorm needs a paintjob.
http://sambot.com/images/postimages/asylum/lg/noose.jpg

Re: Fuck bitches, Nice guys finish last, dont run in the cold.
 

Stop being emo. You're Russian goddamnit :7

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a emo russian?? how?

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hahah this thread makes me laugh

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Chad Muska Y: they really want you, they really do


???

Re: Fuck bitches, Nice guys finish last, dont run in the cold.
 

yuriy is a little suicidal because his proposed soulution and predicaments regarding problems between my gf and i were all way ------- off :)

oh yeah. that.. and hes drunk ;)


heres the real yuriy :P
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5...0331069vr0.jpg

Re: Fuck bitches, Nice guys finish last, dont run in the cold.
 

hahaha wtf, how do you ------ find ---- like this

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That still doesn't explain his mating rituals.... :3