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Old 12-18-2005, 04:50 AM
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http://wiki.earthfirewindwaterheartg...he_------_farm

ARE PEOPLE really this ------- dumb, i love it, reading this half drunk was almostr sexual in nature

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Another problem with ------s is their smell. The more you have, the worse it smells, and there's really no way around it. You can't clean a ------. And the longer they live, the more they stink. I never let my ------s grow older than 30 years. By then they are so smelly and lazy, they just aren't worth keeping alive any longer.

How to be a *****...Lesson One
by: michigan_fantasy6 12/18/05 115 am
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How to be a *****....

- Slink around, shuffling your feet and bobbing your neck like the lazy retard you are.

- Walk down the middle of the street because you don't know what a sidewalk is for.

- Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these are the best places to be a dope, I mean to score dope.

- If you're a ***** bitch, ---- three ***** babies into the world before 17 years of age. This assures that welfare money will support you, so your ***** men have more time to commit crimes. Oh yes, make sure each ***** baby has a different father.

- Bastardize the English language in the name of ***** culture. Make sure that several terms have multiple meanings and others have ambiguous meanings and that only 50% of ***** words are even complete words. Real ------ will
know what you're trying to say.

- As a culture, make sure there are always more bucks in prison than in college at any given time.

- Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as annoying as possible. This helps to promote ***** individuality.

- Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood' can f-u-c-king hear you, and
if they are ------, they will know what your saying, bro.

- Wear clothes that are 10 sizes too big, making sure the pants hang off your ***. Also huge pants facilitate stealing (let me translate that: "it be easier to lift dat 'box at the Kmart, homes"). If you have to hold them up while you walk, it only looks badder.

- Park at least 5 junk cars in your yard while being careful not to use the driveway. It's OK to abandon them in the street as long as it's in front of someone else's crib.

- Exaggerate every motion, every tonal inflection and grab your dick a lot.

- Have red carpet, blue walls, brass and overstuffed furnishings (all rented), purple bathrooms and keep all windows covered so that no light can enter and no cops can see in while you....Do drugs, sell drugs, make drugs.

- Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don't have a backyard, turn your mother's in o a junk yard. Eliminate every blade of grass.

- Travel around leaching off relatives, friends, salvation armies. Abandon your children with them also.

- Smack your kids and yell at them a lot. Make them feel less than human and that they have no future, which they don't because they're ------ like you.

- Drink cheap wine and malt liquor every day, forgetting that "malt liquor" is just fortified cheap beer.

- If you're a ***** buck: f-u-c-k anything that moves, no matter how ugly she is. After two eight-*****, even the ugliest, fattest ***** bitch will look good.

- Be charitable and covet fat, ugly white chicks. After all, they're ------ too. They can't help being so undesirable to white men that they have to fraternize with black dudes on a 20/20 trip. And white ho's are a special
trophy too, especially the not so ugly ones.

- Spray paint everything in sight with scribbles that mean nothing to White people but mean things to fellow ------ (except ------ from another hood who will probably try to kill you for tresspassing on their turf)

- Use the term "motherf-u-c-ker" in every sentence. It's one of the most versatile words in the ***** language, being a noun, verb, adjective and complete mini-sentence in event you run out of thoughts.
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Old 12-18-2005, 05:43 AM
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awsome.
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Old 12-18-2005, 08:38 AM
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We all already know your a biggot raceist redneck,so why don't you just keep it to yourself.Its starting to **** me off because I am getting nasty emails from people because I am a sponser of this site.
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Old 12-18-2005, 10:17 AM
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and hows that hotrex's problem?
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Old 12-18-2005, 10:18 AM
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Josh, a little excessive?

This website allowing you to drop the N bomb when needed shouldn't mean you can turn it into the klan turbocharging thier honda's. Think before you speak.
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Old 12-18-2005, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by slappynuts
We all already know your a biggot raceist redneck,so why don't you just keep it to yourself.Its starting to **** me off because I am getting nasty emails from people because I am a sponser of this site.
yeah bunch of racist *****. im willing to bet 100 bucks that they would not say the ---- they say in front of a specific race :1
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thats funny cause honestly i could see hotrex doing that lol but ya like 2 ***** posts in the same night hotrex? title 9? my guess is your drunk
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Old 12-18-2005, 10:32 AM
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i have to say, it seems funny to throw that word around sometimes, but too much can get annoying. i guess since im not racist its not as funy to me. steriotypeing people is funny and its amazing how close you can get on a lot of people, but everything in moderation.
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Old 12-18-2005, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by slappynuts
We all already know your a biggot raceist redneck,so why don't you just keep it to yourself.Its starting to **** me off because I am getting nasty emails from people because I am a sponser of this site.
the correct spelling is bigot, racist, and cityily challenged.

and you're bigot for calling him a redneck, you bigot...

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Old 12-18-2005, 10:59 AM
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although I kinda seen some humour in this it just seems to far, I will be the first to call the race card but It really is ment well coming from me. I like to get people worked up a little anyway I can but I think we have gone over the top a hair because some of the older members sre becoming offended/sick of this ----. I couldn't give a ---- about the noobs but I guess without them the site wont grow either.
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