scottsi

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the street,

dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.

He came to a house of ill repute, and knocked on the door. When the Madam

answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I

want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it,

and I'm not leaving until I get it."

The Madam figured, what the hell, so she told him to come in. Once in, she

told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He said, "I heard all the men talking

about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam

told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall, dragging

the squashed frog behind him.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and

headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the

only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

He said, "Well, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant

to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will

have sex with me because she's very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the

disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter

home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease.

Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and

have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the milkman

will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom, and catch the disease, and HE'S the

son-of-a-bitch that ran over my frog."

J-SMITH69

not very funny

alpalwal

amusing.. but not funny. needs a more solid/shorter punch line

AssHat!!

mike94se

I wanna be that boy

RedCavz

BirdmanMD

ichbinsobose

I cried... I am a milkman.