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RotaryGeek 07-04-2006 03:28 PM
Floating turd
 
So its short and to the point. I took a ---- and it floated. Dont remember what i ate but i drank a lot last night while i was fixing some side ferrings on my buddies 06 cbr1000rr that he laid down last night.

marc_vtec 07-04-2006 04:31 PM
Re: Floating turd
 
ummm.... and?

RotaryGeek 07-04-2006 07:09 PM
Re: Floating turd
 
I dont know. Just wondering if anybody else had this problem

buk9tp 07-04-2006 07:52 PM
Re: Floating turd
 
i think the number of times u fart is directly related to how boyant your turd is.

i gurantee you if u eat 8 bean burritoes from taco bell. your turd will float :1

Tatakai 07-04-2006 07:57 PM
Re: Floating turd
 
Originally Posted by buk9tp
i think the number of times u fart is directly related to how boyant your turd is.

i gurantee you if u eat 8 bean burritoes from taco bell. your turd will float :1
thats if you make it to the bowl, right?

buk9tp 07-04-2006 08:08 PM
Re: Floating turd
 
Originally Posted by Tatakai
thats if you make it to the bowl, right?
naaa some non tacobell sour creme to dip em in and ur good to go :8

Zeniceguycrx 07-04-2006 10:03 PM
Re: Floating turd
 
thats not true i ate the family meal the other day and filled the bowl, it didnt float

buk9tp 07-04-2006 10:22 PM
Re: Floating turd
 
Originally Posted by Zeniceguycrx
thats not true i ate the family meal the other day and filled the bowl, it didnt float

whats in the family meal?

i had a grande combo 10 pack bean burrito today, ate all 10.... and just took the 2nd trip to the bathroom today..

all of em are still floaters :8

Zeniceguycrx 07-04-2006 10:26 PM
Re: Floating turd
 
in canada family meal is 12 tacos 2 nocho n cheese and 2 fries

Xgenturbo 07-04-2006 10:26 PM
Re: Floating turd
 
My ---- has ballast tanks like a submarine.

spoon fed 07-05-2006 02:13 AM
Re: Floating turd
 
they say if your ---- floats that you are eating healthy...so there you go, its a good thing. now lets stop talking about your ----.

Donald125 07-05-2006 03:39 AM
Re: Floating turd
 
How deepdoes your toliet water goes lol. If you really took a ---- it should "stack" up really quick LOL

AgentMurdoc 07-05-2006 03:41 AM
Re: Floating turd
 
Originally Posted by spoon fed
they say if your ---- floats that you are eating healthy...so there you go, its a good thing. now lets stop talking about your ----.

idiot-stick 07-05-2006 10:21 AM
Re: Floating turd
 
I thought floating ---- = lack of protein / or too much cork in diet.

Ravage70 07-05-2006 10:32 AM
Re: Floating turd
 
i ---- so much i make an iceberg

Bizzar 07-05-2006 11:15 PM
Re: Floating turd
 
I just took a nice healthy dump. I would have to say one of my better logs. Snapped a pic with my phone wanna see it?

*warning* you are about to see my turd! Click it you sick bastards if you want to see it lol. http://img318.imageshack.us/img318/6566/poop1nh.jpg

HMTguy 07-05-2006 11:17 PM
Re: Floating turd
 
Here's a turd I created a while back, I think hotrex started a thread where he had a 50 pound dump so maybe he'll add to the fun

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/15/poo2if.jpg

And no, I don't wipe my ass. Ever.

crxtuner 07-06-2006 12:11 AM
Re: Floating turd
 
Originally Posted by jagojon3
Here's a turd I created a while back, I think hotrex started a thread where he had a 50 pound dump so maybe he'll add to the fun

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/15/poo2if.jpg

And no, I don't wipe my ass. Ever.
OMG you had perfect form and consistency on that one +1


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