Fat cat love
 

I've googled the ---- outta this and can't find anything really. We have a cat that is like 8-9 weeks old. Right now its "regular" size for its age. I just wanna beef it up. I mean REALLY ------- BIG! Does anyone have experience with feeding their cats certain foods or chemicals that cause them to gain large amounts of weight? I want my cat to be at least fatter than bdv's head. Bring on the tips bitches 8)

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you need to get a hobby or something man, why would you want to do that :l

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lol its a house cat. You've never seen a really huge ------- cat? They're ------- awesome >:D

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Damn you're an idiot. You're probably going to end up killing the cat, leave it alone ::)

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poor cat

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Keep in mind I want to do this SAFELY. I don't want to harm the cat. If anyone knows a safe way then let me know. If there isn't a "safe" way then I won't even bother with it.

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Feed it bacon grease mixed in every meal

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There isn't any safe way. Your cat will be obese and there are tons of health complications that go along with being obese.

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This is true. ----...

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jesus you are like Cornhole Jr. or something. just stop posting man ------ a.



are you like 16?

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i think its up to the cat or the type of cat. i have an indoor cat, she always has way more than enough food. and shes just lean as hell, strong too.

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^^ LMFAO! I need to beef my cat up like that. How the hell do people do it??

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My g/f's cats are a bit tubby, but deliberately overfeeding them would be cruel. As it is, the fat little bastards do very little.

One of them manages to catch little birds and mice, it is so lazy, i think it just lies there with its mouth open until something is foolish enough to get caught.

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we have 2 cats, the one that eats wet food is fat as hell, the other eats dry and is lean.

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haha the human society has a
"house" cat that they dont let anyone addopt that looks like a bulldog its so fat, he holds his own pretty good against the dogs, pretty funny.

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No one is really simple minded enough to do it on purpose. its a result of getting yoru cat nuetered and fedding it and watching it be lazy and gain weight. wtf.

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ditto. That's just a plain fucked up idea.

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do one of those banzai kittens ::)

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Go adopt a fat ass cat

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Dumbass. Fat animals have health problems just like fat people ::)

Go get a cow. You can feed them all day.

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have sex with its mouth

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get your cat fixed, they will lose their sexual drive, gain weight, and just sit around all day.

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http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia.../Fat_cat_4.jpg
http://www.holditupforridicule.com/fatcat.jpg
http://thetrawbros.files.wordpress.c...08/fat-cat.jpg
http://www.funnydog.net/images/poza-fatcat.jpg


Jesus Christ! those are some ------- fat cats.

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i rescued my cat and she was malnurished and kinda boney when we got her but in the winter time when it was too cold for her to b out all day and night she would get a tummy puoch that would hit the stairs when she ran up or down but then in the summer when she was active she would slim down again. so id say its more on the cats type over anything.

and shouldnt those pics have a nsfw warning thats prob the biggest ----- shots ive seen while at work

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I would love a bonsai kitten. That ---- would be awesome.

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you're a ------- idiot. give the cat to someone else who will take care of it and not treat it as a toy. :3 if i ever meet you, i'll knock all your teeth out.

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+1


Fucker...... Get a fat girl, feeder.

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E-thuggin ::)


And wtf is a bonsai kitten?


Ninja Edit:
Ah, thats the dumbest ------- hoax I've ever heard of...

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I see you still don't know what a ninja edit is

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... wait for it...

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... hold on...

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Ultimate fail, again. Why don't you make another poll and cry about leaving again :'(

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Will you promise to be my friend and post in it too? :1

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Ask Noel's Grandma how to get cats to bulk up.

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Who is this Noel and also need pics of said granma... O0


No seriously... who is Noel?

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maine coon cats are the largest cat breed.

meat. lots of meat. one sure way to beef up your cat, no pun intended.

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it all depends on the cat and the genetics i guess.
I have 4 cats from the same litter, they all eat the exact same food, none of them go outside and only one of them is fat.

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My beloved 38.6lb Russian Blue cat died on 3/12/08 and it broke my damn heart. He was fat as hell, but long too. 3'5" stretched out, and that's not including the tail. He had the personality of a prince, and expected to be waited on hand and foot. IDK, it's always hard to explain something you loved so much to people that can't understand, just know he was one of the biggest cats ever weighed and that he'll be missed every day. I still get misty eyed even writing about him.

He ate lots of carbs, but had a taste for protein too. He was a mountain of a cat, but was incredibly strong. He could get full airborn and could throw his brother across the room almost. ---- I miss that guy; I loved him a lot. He was like my son. He got a brain disease and one day he went blind and then 10 days later he was gone. My heart was broken for awhile after that. It's been 3 months now, so I'm recovered as much as I ever will, but I'm still sad/pissed that he's not here so I can spoil him. I can't bear to post pictures yet haha. I'll try.