Re: f00k. some douche bag bought your integra
Hey, I pm'd you cause I'm working on the script for "56 Times FasteR and FuriousR" and I think you're writing would be of some help. I may even be able to get you the roll of "Melvin". He's a bi-sexual vegetarian that drives a shaved DA and likes dark meat. https://www.homemadeturbo.com/jbliss/RacistDog.jpg |
Re: f00k. some douche bag bought your integra
damn that thread went on for a while
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Re: f00k. some douche bag bought your integra
Originally Posted by random-strike
kain... sorry to burst your bubble but its not like stock rx7 GLX cars are great handlers...
o and fook. let me get a half bridge going then lets talk ----. lol |
Re: f00k. some douche bag bought your integra
http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=1336425&page=2
ask palmy blue if he'd like to race my stock 5.0 HO |
Re: f00k. some douche bag bought your integra
SOMEONE PLESAE POST THIS ON THIS THREAD!
http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=1336425&page=2 its so ------- hilarious its worth the read.... RANDOM-STRIKE: howdy Auto response from HondaAcuraLvrM26: everyone else is sleeping why not me? RANDOM-STRIKE: wanna race my stock 5.0 HO? HondaAcuraLvrM26 returned at 1:28:40 PM. HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol wanna race my stock downgraded 1.6? RANDOM-STRIKE: sure HondaAcuraLvrM26: alright lets go HondaAcuraLvrM26: *puts it in first.... waaaaaaaa(VTEC)BAAAAAAAAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA(REV LIMIT) ERRRRRRR BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I win RANDOM-STRIKE: the only thing you would win is the worst sounding motor contest RANDOM-STRIKE: i live in st helens RANDOM-STRIKE: i gotta work at 4 RANDOM-STRIKE: lets do this thang HondaAcuraLvrM26: you just got smoked RANDOM-STRIKE: how many cars would you like to get beat by? RANDOM-STRIKE: cause its only a turn of a knob for me RANDOM-STRIKE: we cna go from 4 cars RANDOM-STRIKE: to 10 cars RANDOM-STRIKE: to 5 buses HondaAcuraLvrM26: its a stock 5.0 mustang? RANDOM-STRIKE: yes HondaAcuraLvrM26: no mods at all? RANDOM-STRIKE: stock 5.0 HO motor RANDOM-STRIKE: intake manifold to oil pan HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol RANDOM-STRIKE: well the pan has a couple holes in it.. no biggie HondaAcuraLvrM26: dont those things run like high 15's? RANDOM-STRIKE: well stock everything i ran 14.6@94 RANDOM-STRIKE: with all the accessories RANDOM-STRIKE: on stock tires RANDOM-STRIKE: i thought you beat mustangs man? HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol HondaAcuraLvrM26: I beat 5.0's all the time RANDOM-STRIKE: well lets have a friendly race HondaAcuraLvrM26: its not worth the time unless you want to drive to vancouver it would be a waste of time RANDOM-STRIKE wants to directly connect. HondaAcuraLvrM26 is now directly connected. RANDOM-STRIKE: RANDOM-STRIKE: see all stock ?? HondaAcuraLvrM26: Im not gonna drive somewhere to race one of those RANDOM-STRIKE: sucks losing huh HondaAcuraLvrM26: its completly pointless and the slow as hell RANDOM-STRIKE: RANDOM-STRIKE: <-- rolls eyes HondaAcuraLvrM26: I would cry if i had 5.0L of displacement and still ran a 14.6 RANDOM-STRIKE: stock 5.0s are rated at 225horse 300ftlbs at the crank RANDOM-STRIKE: still want to race? RANDOM-STRIKE: how many cars? HondaAcuraLvrM26: LMAO RANDOM-STRIKE: should i beat you by HondaAcuraLvrM26: i didnt know the numbers were that high RANDOM-STRIKE: back on subject RANDOM-STRIKE: how many cars/buses should i beat you by HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol HondaAcuraLvrM26: 300 ftlbs of TQ HondaAcuraLvrM26: holly ------- ---- my car has 100 and still beats thos HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol HondaAcuraLvrM26: im laughing so hard right now RANDOM-STRIKE: did you not see the pictures? RANDOM-STRIKE: HondaAcuraLvrM26: no i didnt look at them HondaAcuraLvrM26: they are too hazardous to our environment RANDOM-STRIKE: well i do have a stock 5.0 motor RANDOM-STRIKE: so do you want to race me or not? HondaAcuraLvrM26: if you drive here RANDOM-STRIKE: i can run 5.5 8 or 12psi whoever hard you want to get ---- raped RANDOM-STRIKE: i ran 12.5@110mph @ 5.5psi RANDOM-STRIKE: when are we going to race? HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol RANDOM-STRIKE: i used to have a turbo DA integra RANDOM-STRIKE: i know they are slow stock motor HondaAcuraLvrM26: they are slow as hell RANDOM-STRIKE: the best i could trap was 103 RANDOM-STRIKE: on 10 pounds RANDOM-STRIKE: 225hp 240torque RANDOM-STRIKE: 10 pounds RANDOM-STRIKE: 14.1@103 RANDOM-STRIKE: on street tires RANDOM-STRIKE: i would murder you car @ 5.5psi RANDOM-STRIKE: you dont have a chance RANDOM-STRIKE: i'll bring the camera RANDOM-STRIKE: you bring the lube, maybe your boyfriend will put it on before we race HondaAcuraLvrM26: my car is completly stock RANDOM-STRIKE: ya my motor is stock too HondaAcuraLvrM26: no its not RANDOM-STRIKE: yes it is RANDOM-STRIKE: stock pistons RANDOM-STRIKE: rods RANDOM-STRIKE: block RANDOM-STRIKE: intake manifold HondaAcuraLvrM26: with blot ons.... RANDOM-STRIKE: oil pan plug RANDOM-STRIKE: ext... RANDOM-STRIKE: those are not bolt ons HondaAcuraLvrM26: a turbo is a bolt on HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol RANDOM-STRIKE: turbos are not considered bolt ons ricer HondaAcuraLvrM26: i know i just like pissing you guys off RANDOM-STRIKE: stock 5 liter mustangs that run right would wax your POS b16 integra HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol RANDOM-STRIKE: whats the best 1/4 you can run with that car/motor combo HondaAcuraLvrM26: so now my car is a POS RANDOM-STRIKE: 15.5? HondaAcuraLvrM26: because you have never seen it RANDOM-STRIKE: i saw the picture in your avantar HondaAcuraLvrM26: thats not mine HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol RANDOM-STRIKE: if you b16 is stock RANDOM-STRIKE: in a DA RANDOM-STRIKE: you can run 15.5 or slower RANDOM-STRIKE: since GSR integras run about 15.5 RANDOM-STRIKE: stock RANDOM-STRIKE: and have mroe torque than b16s RANDOM-STRIKE: more horsepower RANDOM-STRIKE: you're a ricer RANDOM-STRIKE: you cant do ---- RANDOM-STRIKE: except make a bunch of noise RANDOM-STRIKE: bBBBHWWWAAA BWWWWAAAA BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA 65mph!!!?!?!!! HondaAcuraLvrM26: haha HondaAcuraLvrM26: out of all the people in kills i think you are the one i have got the most pissed off RANDOM-STRIKE: im not pissed off HondaAcuraLvrM26: i do this ---- for entertainment RANDOM-STRIKE: im point out how dumb you are and then posting the convo HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol RANDOM-STRIKE: you dont beat mustangs RANDOM-STRIKE: any stock mustang would ---- on your ca RANDOM-STRIKE: car RANDOM-STRIKE: a mustang II 4 banger would ---- on that thing HondaAcuraLvrM26: are you ------- serious? HondaAcuraLvrM26: and you called me a ricer HondaAcuraLvrM26: you just said any stock mustang HondaAcuraLvrM26: my friends complety stock 96 hatchback beat a GT RANDOM-STRIKE: a real mustang (horse) would beat your car... seriously RANDOM-STRIKE: ooo thats getting posted RANDOM-STRIKE: the GT forgot ya'll were racing HondaAcuraLvrM26: no its not one like that RANDOM-STRIKE: you know when they are parked and you beat them HondaAcuraLvrM26: a newer one RANDOM-STRIKE: its not considered a win RANDOM-STRIKE: lets break it down here bud RANDOM-STRIKE: stock honda civic hatchback RANDOM-STRIKE: about 16.8@83 mph stock HondaAcuraLvrM26: no no no HondaAcuraLvrM26: 17.9 RANDOM-STRIKE: stock 96gt about 14.9@92 stock HondaAcuraLvrM26: he ran a 17.9 HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol HondaAcuraLvrM26: and this mustang took off you could hear his exhaust getting louder, so he wasnt parked HondaAcuraLvrM26: and my friend was just ------- around thinking he was gonna get beatr HondaAcuraLvrM26: and he smoked him RANDOM-STRIKE: yah you know normally accelerating RANDOM-STRIKE: you tend to get a little louder when the revs come up RANDOM-STRIKE: you raced a old woman in a mustang RANDOM-STRIKE: who wasnt racing HondaAcuraLvrM26: no he was getting on it RANDOM-STRIKE: and beat her RANDOM-STRIKE: WAY TO GO! HondaAcuraLvrM26: it was a guy RANDOM-STRIKE: i swear you ------- ------s from vancouver are stupid as ---- HondaAcuraLvrM26: how am i stupid? HondaAcuraLvrM26: your the one that has a 5.0 mustanf RANDOM-STRIKE: you're the one who has a POS integra that is slower than a stock gsr RANDOM-STRIKE: which is about 15.5 RANDOM-STRIKE: extremely slow RANDOM-STRIKE: i would fall asleep waiting to redline 3rd gear HondaAcuraLvrM26: i never said it was fast RANDOM-STRIKE: you could right the great american novel trying to max that fucker out HondaAcuraLvrM26: not once did i say it was fast RANDOM-STRIKE: you said you could beat mustangs RANDOM-STRIKE: which you obviously cant HondaAcuraLvrM26: stock ones RANDOM-STRIKE: you would be a great match for a stock 4 banger LX mustang HondaAcuraLvrM26: im not saying a beat a ------- mach 1 or something HondaAcuraLvrM26: i* RANDOM-STRIKE: you cant beat any stock v8 or turbo 4 mustang RANDOM-STRIKE: unless they unplug two cylinders HondaAcuraLvrM26: keep telling yourself that HondaAcuraLvrM26: your just another ignorent mustang owner RANDOM-STRIKE: IGNORANT RANDOM-STRIKE: learn to spell ------ HondaAcuraLvrM26: that thinks all mustangs are the fastest things in the world RANDOM-STRIKE: well HondaAcuraLvrM26: oh mustangs are fast HondaAcuraLvrM26: 14.9 HondaAcuraLvrM26: very fast! RANDOM-STRIKE: any stock v8 mustang is faster than your integra HondaAcuraLvrM26: i have NOS TOO!!!!!!!! HondaAcuraLvrM26: you can say that HondaAcuraLvrM26: but then why have i beat numerous ones? RANDOM-STRIKE: because they arent racing HondaAcuraLvrM26: were they all grandmas? RANDOM-STRIKE: i already explained to you RANDOM-STRIKE: when they are parked RANDOM-STRIKE: its not considered a race HondaAcuraLvrM26: Seriously come to vancouver HondaAcuraLvrM26: all the 5.0 mustangs here race HondaAcuraLvrM26: even if i dont want to they try to race HondaAcuraLvrM26: so i know they were racing RANDOM-STRIKE: so have you been to the track with your POS? HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol RANDOM-STRIKE: i see mid/high 15s in your future... RANDOM-STRIKE: which is slower than any stock v8 mustang HondaAcuraLvrM26: you are so stupid and dont know what your talking about and your pulling things out of your ass RANDOM-STRIKE: listen HondaAcuraLvrM26: how is my car a POS? RANDOM-STRIKE: stock GSR integra RANDOM-STRIKE: 170horse 128torque at the crank RANDOM-STRIKE: they run mid 15s RANDOM-STRIKE: stock b16a RANDOM-STRIKE: 160horse 111torque at the crank HondaAcuraLvrM26: alright well lets compare your mustang to a windstar RANDOM-STRIKE: YOU ARE SLOWER THAN A STOCK GSR HondaAcuraLvrM26: they are 2 complety different cars YOU ------- RETARD!!!! RANDOM-STRIKE: THERE IS A DA GSR DIDNT YOU KNOW THAT HONDA BOY? HondaAcuraLvrM26: lol HondaAcuraLvrM26: those arent fast RANDOM-STRIKE: yes RANDOM-STRIKE: but they make more power than your b16 HondaAcuraLvrM26: they are actualy slower than the ls/rs models RANDOM-STRIKE: you are fuckign stupid RANDOM-STRIKE: 92-93 GSR 160hp 117 torque HondaAcuraLvrM26: you are so gay HondaAcuraLvrM26: all you do is base everything on numbers RANDOM-STRIKE: 92-93 GS 140hp 121 torque HondaAcuraLvrM26: its not all about ------- numbers you retard RANDOM-STRIKE: HOW CAN IT BE FASTER? HondaAcuraLvrM26: i am done with you RANDOM-STRIKE: its the same ------- car HondaAcuraLvrM26: just shut up RANDOM-STRIKE: with a less powerful engine RANDOM-STRIKE: you are a little kid RANDOM-STRIKE: and a ricer RANDOM-STRIKE: your car runs 16s HondaAcuraLvrM26: you are ------- gay and you base everything on numbers RANDOM-STRIKE: you tell me then RANDOM-STRIKE: how does a car with less hp RANDOM-STRIKE: shittier gearing HondaAcuraLvrM26: listen really quick.... RANDOM-STRIKE: how is it faster? HondaAcuraLvrM26: alright so there is an all motor honda and a turboed honda the turboed one has 400hp and the all motor one has 220 hp HondaAcuraLvrM26: you would think the turboed one would win right? RANDOM-STRIKE: im pretty sure if it had tractin and the cars weigh the same HondaAcuraLvrM26: because it has almost double the HP HondaAcuraLvrM26: but it wouldnt win RANDOM-STRIKE: whys that? HondaAcuraLvrM26: because a 220 hp all motor honda is in the 11's HondaAcuraLvrM26: and the 400hp is probably 12's or 13's RANDOM-STRIKE: okay dude HondaAcuraLvrM26 direct connection is closed. HondaAcuraLvrM26 signed off at 2:00:40 PM. |
Re: f00k. some douche bag bought your integra
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Re: f00k. some douche bag bought your integra
Johnny's a domestic ricer
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Re: f00k. some douche bag bought your integra
Originally Posted by Whitey
Johnny's a domestic ricer
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Re: f00k. some douche bag bought your integra
Everyone go check out the first thread again. Thanks to SinisterCRX's creativity I proved to them that the King Himself (God) is on our side.
JP |
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